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/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
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/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




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2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: *starts dancing*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **gets smacked in the face with someones boobie**

HAY >.>

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: Lol *continues dancing*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **starts doing jello shots**

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: *stares* I've have never done those before

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **glances over at you and offers you one**

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: Are you sure you give a under age teen a drink lol oh what the hell *takes the drink*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **laughs**

I've done worse in my life trust me

**grabs up another jello shot**

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: Mmm *takes another*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **loosens up dancing around**

2009-12-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lets do real shots?]

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: *joins you*

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: hellz to the yesh

2009-12-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Thug Life!]

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: YAY!

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: in the hizood

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: You guys might want to keep an eye on me cause I have only been drunk once

2009-12-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: <img250*0:stuff/aj/9709/1260416991.jpg> [<-LilD.. when drinking]

2009-12-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **cocks head to side and pulls out a big thing of Bacardi hurricane and smiles deviously**

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: Haha shawty

2009-12-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*giggles* Lol. <3]

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: :p though that's probably what I'm like lol <3

2009-12-10 [smokeybear]: whos the greenguy ?

2009-12-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [OMG! its Cheese off from Foster's Home For Imagionary Friends!]

2009-12-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol.]

2009-12-10 [Yokita the Slave]: dude there is always a party when im around well a sexy party xDD ~hands kandy a sexy time drink~

2009-12-10 [lil'devil_43]: I love parties!!

2009-12-11 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **downs the sexy time drink and shakes hips**

WOOT

2009-12-11 [lil'devil_43]: WHOO!

2009-12-11 [Yokita the Slave]: whoooo!!!!!!!!

2009-12-11 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **rotates hips dancing with the music**

2009-12-12 [lil'devil_43]: That's disgusting

2009-12-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [The last picture of fucking hillarious!]

2009-12-12 [lil'devil_43]: *sings* "sleigh bells ring are ya listening in the lane snows a glistenin" ...and about the pic again I say gross

2009-12-13 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-12-15 [VelvetVampire]: nice pics lol wtf

2009-12-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: shhhhhhhhhhhh.. I'm not crazy.. its all good..

2009-12-15 [VelvetVampire]: hey we're all a llittle crazy

2009-12-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **shakes out hair and laughs lightly**

2009-12-15 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*falls outta Kandy's hair* O.O ..]

2009-12-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **screams in phear and runs into the closet**

2009-12-15 [Vlashneer]: *screams in the closet not expecting someone else to run in there with him*

2009-12-15 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*screams running around in circles*]

2009-12-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **screams and runs out of the closet tripping over some shoes and face planting into the carpet**

2009-12-15 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*screams as she face plants into muh lap...*stops screaming and looks around*]

2009-12-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **says something but is muffled**

2009-12-15 [Vlashneer]: *peeks out of the closet, closing the door so that it's cracked*

2009-12-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **disappears out of this room**

2009-12-15 [lil'devil_43]: *walks in* whats with all the screaming?

2009-12-15 [Yokita the Slave]: .><.<

2009-12-16 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: What the bloody hell is going on here?

2009-12-16 [Yokita the Slave]: i unno im scared...... ;-;

2009-12-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **appears in the middle of the room dancing singing Survivor by Destiny's Child loudly**

2009-12-16 [Yokita the Slave]: ~joins Kandy~

2009-12-16 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *gets the duck tape out and chases the two around threatening to bond them up and throw them in the closet.*

2009-12-16 [Yokita the Slave]: you can bind me to her any day ^.~ xD

2009-12-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*laughs watching Monkey chase the two women from the floor*]

2009-12-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **throws a sock at monkey lover**

2009-12-16 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *Falls, flat on his back after being smacked with the sock, a large red mark apears on his head.* "What the hell was in that sock?! I feel woozy.

2009-12-16 [lil'devil_43]: *laughs with shawty on the floor*

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*laughes even harder pointing at Monkey while trying to speak through the laughter* It's Likea Mushroom Stamp!]

2009-12-17 [lil'devil_43]: *sits in the middle in the floor* I don't know what to do

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **goes wide eyed**

oops.. that musta been where I..

**wanders over and picks up the sock peering inside before turning bright red and stuffing it down my bra**

hehehe...

2009-12-17 [lil'devil_43]: *raises an eyebrow*

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *jumps to his feet pulling duck tape from its roll with a threatening look in his eyes.* "What was in there?"

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **eyes go wide as I back up**

erm.. uh.. nothing...

**turns redder my nose wiggling**

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *backs you up against a wall and starts duck taping you up to it so you can't struggle.*

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **screams**

OH GAWD SOME RANDOM GUY IS DUCKT TAPING ME TO THE WALL HALP HALP

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *bursts from the closet wearing a pair of panties on my head and dressed in nothing but a speedo and a cape*
NEVER FEAR! I AM HERE!
*makes wooshing noises as I skip with my arms straight out over to SML*
Halt what you're doing fiend!

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *Dork stamps Vlash in the forehead and digs into Kandy's bra, pulling out a pink vibe*

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **screams more struggling against the duckt tape**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *stares at SML*
Well, I didn't want to have to do this...
*turns around and whistles. A bag comes hoping out and stops next to me, reaching in I produce on of many "healing" items. I thoroughly run through SML with the "healing" great sword, using it to pin him to the floor*
See, never play with the weird ones.
*steps over the pinned thing and untapes his AJ*

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **is trembling**

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: (okay... I guess that works... O.o)

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *reaches into the bag removing my clothes and putting them on before grabbing a blanket and wrapping AJ up in it*
You okay?

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *holds you up as I carry you over to a couch and lay you down*

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **is fainted**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *fans you with my hands and splashs some water on your face*

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **is still fainted**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *carries you off to somewhere else*

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *scratches his head.* "That was a little too weird and too much..."

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **is still faintedness**

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [O.O Holyyy *stares at what just happened*]

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: "I'm kinda bleeding here... I think."

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **wakes up in some undisclosed place trembling in fear not being able to see anything but darkness**

hel..hell...hello?

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*slowly sneaks behind the couch, peering out from the side*]

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: "So... I'm just gonna be stuck here huh... If thats the case I might as well have a snickers."

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **wanders around feeling around in the dark not seeing anything finds a wall and starts pounding on it**

HELLO.. HELLO SOMEBODY.. ANYBODY?

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*makes a KA-KAAH sound for Kandy*]

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **screams**

WHERE THE HELL AM I?

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [...*GICKORY-GEE!!*...]

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **finds a door and goes to turn the handle finding it locked jiggles the handle banging on the door more**

GAH!!!

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *pokes at the sword holding him down for a little bit before folding his arms behind his head and closing his eyes.* "Whenever you guys are ready to try and help me out, I'll be waiting.*

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [(What Happened To Monkey?)]

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: he dug around my my bra and nate pinned him to the floor with a sword

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *comes in unlocking the door to the closet releasing AJ*
Umm, well, that might have been due to a slight misunderstanding on my behalf.

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **falls out of the room onto nate my arms still pounding**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *falls foreward onto the fall breaking your fall*
Oooof

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **glares**

wtf was your deal locking me in the fucking closet?

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Ohhh NO O.O Do NOT Touch TehAJ! ..]

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *looks over my shoulder at you*
I didn't lock it! Why is there even a lock on the closet!? And who puts in a lock that locks automaticly?!

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT ME IN THE FUCKING CLOSET? >.<"

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: "Yea, don't touch teh AJ. You get run through, man." *I spout sarcasticly without even opening my eyes.*

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *opens my mouth with a response but nothing comes out. I sit there a moment thinking*
You know, I really can't answer that question.
*looks over the SML*
But shouldn't we be more concerned with the safe removal of my "healing" sword. I mean, he's been kind of hung up for a while, I'm betting he'd like to you know, stretch his legs or something.

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: "Oh, no. I can stretch my legs just fine. Its this whole stabbing thing... I think thats the real problem here."

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **glares and stands up stomping over to monkey and pulls out the sword swiftly swinging it a little droplettes of blood spraying off**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *watchs and cringes a little as the splatter flys about*
Ummm, maybe next time, a little more gently love?

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **turns on heel staring at you with a spark of insanity in my eyes**

perhaps I should stick it back in and redo it for your liking then?

2009-12-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*slowly crawls over to Monkey on the floor.. eyeing him up and down*]

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *drops down to his knees and gives a big sigh in pain. Dapping at the blood from the wound he thinks aloud.* "That gets rid of most of the pain... now if only my blood would stay put."

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *shakes my head*
No, I think he's happy as it is.
*crawls over to my bag and pulls out a medicing bag and tosses some bandages and wrap to SML*
That might help.

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *Applies the bandages and wraps around his abdomen and secures it with a once around with the duck tape. He then looks to the group and quotes,* "Ah duck tape. Fixes everything... except pets."

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **stands there holding the the sword loosely in my hand shoulders and head hung staring off into space and angery look on my face**

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: Oh look! A viking warlord! *snaps a picture of Kandy.* (couldn't resist.)

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **turns eyes to nick sarcastically**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *smiles*
See, all better!

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: "Oh, come on! Who in there right mind throws a sword up on their shoulder and stares off angerly in the distance any more? You look like a wax maniquin."

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: sword was not on my shoulder if you read what I did correctly

**rolls eyes**

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: okay, correction "Hand shoulders"

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: my shoulders were hanging and the sword was loosely hanging from my hand

I was going psycho but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that got all ruined

**stalks off to the corner the tip of the sword dragging alog the floor**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: *opens up his bag wider and holds it out to AJ*
Soooo, umm, wanna just, drop that in here? Or, you know, you can just hang on to it.

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: Well, if you would use some grammar it would be easier to understand your intent.

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **flips off nick and doesn't say anything**

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: Yeah, I know my thoughts on this are gonna seem biased, but I pretty well understood what she meant, I mean, if the fact that there wasn't like a coma there confused you that badly, then perhaps the problem lies elsewhere. Just saying.

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: The problem lies in that I'm a freelance writer and heavy role player so comma's and other grammar is a big part of what I read. And its easier on my ADD brain.

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **mumbles something about it never used to be a problem glaring off into space**

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: Anyways, I'm going to try to go to sleep again now that my headache has died down.

2009-12-17 [Vlashneer]: Which is funny since statisticly most writers have a heavy problem with things like grammer, thus the heavy reason that they need things like editors. But that's just a random something to throw out there.

2009-12-17 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: You're almost right. Editors also help put the story in a way that is easy to read, but alas, I am without an editor. So, I have to try my best by myself.

2009-12-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **disappears out of this room leaving only the sword sunken deeply into the floor boards**

2009-12-18 [lil'devil_43]: lol i like it :D

2009-12-18 [Never.More]: That is just too funny...

2009-12-18 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: five stars

2009-12-18 [☆Shαwtÿ]: <img:stuff/aj/9709/1261121127.jpg>

2009-12-18 [Never.More]: *applauds*

2009-12-19 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: So... yea... a whole lot happening huh...

2009-12-19 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: sorry, I didn't catch that

2009-12-19 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

2009-12-19 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: I don't think my computer has that language...

2009-12-19 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: okay... sure...

2009-12-19 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: not bad

2009-12-19 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: very true

2009-12-19 [♦Harley♦Quinn♦]: ~bombs the room~

2009-12-19 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **screams and runs away in phear**

2009-12-19 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [LOL at ass in jam... Rofl!]

2009-12-19 [lil'devil_43]: Hi friendsies

2009-12-19 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *dies from bomb*

2009-12-19 [lil'devil_43]: *looks around scared and whispers* bomb? theres a bomb?

2009-12-20 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: its the wiki bomber of 09

2009-12-20 [lil'devil_43]: oh..

2009-12-20 [Never.More]: *giggles*

2009-12-20 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: twisted... I like it

2009-12-20 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I wonder how Jeff died to begin with.. >.<]

2009-12-20 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: He got ketchup spilt on him.

2009-12-20 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [He looks really hung over.]

2009-12-20 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: okay I may have slipped him a ruffie XD. He was suppose to give it to the girl!

2009-12-20 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Not to alarm you or anything.. but they both look like males ... >.>]

2009-12-20 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: thats hillarious

2009-12-20 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2009-12-20 [lil'devil_43]: Are you on the naughty or nice list?

2009-12-21 [Yokita the Slave]: naughty!!!!!

2009-12-21 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-12-21 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [HellzYah. RedHeadz are Freaky >.<]

2009-12-21 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-12-21 [Bunny Chan]: I AGREE

2009-12-21 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: one more vote for red-heads

2009-12-22 [Never.More]: Indeed.

2009-12-22 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: No, santa needs the exersice so he can stay healthy

2009-12-22 [☆Shαwtÿ]: My Cookies

2009-12-22 [Yokita the Slave]: ill be naughty wiff you

2009-12-23 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: OH BEHBEH meow

2009-12-23 [lil'devil_43]: Lol!!!

2009-12-23 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: lol

2009-12-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [LOL. I get it.]

2009-12-24 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-12-24 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: lmao

2009-12-24 [lil'devil_43]: Lol oh my

2009-12-26 [lil'devil_43]: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

2009-12-26 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVEYS♥

2009-12-26 [lil'devil_43]: <3 i love this hoilday!!!!

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