Guards are the Moderators of Fake - they handle rule breaking issues.
Take note that Captains can read any Private Message sent to and from anyone and can change account passwords; Elite Guards can delete all versions of a wikipage; Guards can edit user info, access any wikipage without passwords, delete comments from any wikipage, delete guestbook entries and ban members.
Captain [
Virgin Slut], Account Issues
Captain [
Stephen], Message Harassment, Guard Training & Internal Issues
Elite [
Bat Zaddy], Wiki Harassment & General Harassment
[
Tr!X*], General Harassment & General Issues