[Nekko Fox]'s diary
The slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown. He must dominate in his turns. Every revolutionary ends by becoming either an oppressor or a heretic.
Defy me and you will know what it is to stand against a god.
Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Try adding it to your diet.
Also, the soup of the day is tequila.
“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON. I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”
“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO? PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”
“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON. WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”
“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON. ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES? THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”
“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE. YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“
A Fishing Crew Near Portugal Found This Giant Eyeball
In a discovery that could change all we know about animal life on Earth, a fishing crew off the coast of Portugal discovered this colossal eyeball that scientists say must have belonged to a squid the size of three football fields.
“Genetic testing confirms it’s from a squid,” said marine biologist Marnie Balgis, “and the scale is absolutely certain. The squid from which this eyeball came was nine times the size of a blue whale, the previous largest known animal on Earth.”
Balgis notes that there is nothing to suggest the squid that lost the eyeball is dead. Even more startling is the age of the eyeball. “The eye belongs to a very young squid. There’s every reason to believe this animal is still growing, and will likely reach adulthood at five times larger than its present state.
The new species has been named “Mesonychoteut
sourceL http://www.bob
So I saw a petition online today to classify Men’s Right’s Activists as a terrorist group. The examples the petition gave of proof that MRAs are terrorists were things like Elliot Rodgers the schizophrenia bipolar who killed 5 men and 2 women and who wasn’t even an MRA and some guy in New Hampshire who committed suicide by covering himself in gasoline and lighting the match outside a courthouse parking lot because the court bankrupted him over child support, and the feminists somehow twisted the story to being, “An MRA firebombing a courthouse.” even though that’s not what firebombing is even and it’s not a terrorist attack it’s a suicide.
But the point is I decided to make a counter-list of feminist terrorist attacks all which have happened within living memory which I listed below:
The Bolivian anarcha-femini
TLDR: Feminists attack bank and police who show up.
In 1982 in Canada a feminist terrorist sect known as The “Wimmin’s Fire Brigade” firebombed a chain of pornographic video rental stores to intimate the Canadian government into changing the laws on pornography. The Canadian government eventually gave into the terrorist demands and agreed to file charges against the video chain and change the laws regarding pornography to protect the public from the retaliation of the feminists if they refused to comply with their demands. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminist fire bomb 3 adult film stores.
The National Encounter of Women is a yearly feminist conference that occurs in South America where close to 20,000 feminists meet for workshops and think tank discussions. The conference is usually marked as well with widespread violence being committed by the feminists who attend. In 2007 the anti-catholic sentiment (due to the catholic church being against abortion) held by a large number of women there boiled over and the mob of feminists started targeting catholic feminist women at the convention going into to a workshop to physically and sexually assault many of them and force them out of the conference. After the feminists announced their plans to attack a local cathedral police sent riot police to protect the area and the feminist groups instead just attacked and looted several local businesses instead. (http://www.cat
TLDR: Feminists assault other feminists and loot stores.
In 2013 Catholics in San Juan who knew the history of the conference decided to go to the local cathedral and protect it from being attacked by feminists when the convention was being held their. The 1500 Catholics stood outside the cathedral hands locked in non violence to try and help protect it from the feminists who planned to storm and destroy the church. The 7000 (many topless) feminist protesters attacked the group of Catholics. Spraying cans of spray paint in their eyes, throwing glass bottles at them, attempting to molest at least several of the men guarding the cathedral along with them committing other practices of violence. Despite this the pacifist Catholics did not fight back even to protect themselves in self defense. (https://www.li
TLDR: Feminists attack and molest men for trying to protect a church.
The Zapatista Army of National Liberation is a Pro-Feminist Paramilitary guerrilla rebel group which has been in a war with Mexico since 1994. The group is so focused on feminist ideas that the first declaration of demands the terrorist group sent to the Mexican government was a document entitled The Women’s Revolutionary Law which was a list of “rights” they demanded all women get, these rights included the right to having preferential health services when they go to clinics and the right to participate in the violent overthrow of the government. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminist rebels wage 20 year long war in Mexico.
Swedish politician Göran Hägglund despite being a strong supporter of women’s and gay rights was attacked by a member of an LGBT queer anarcho-femini
TLDR: LGBT Feminists assault Swedish Politician.
American Radical Feminist Jane Alpert was responsible over the course of five years for bombing 8 corporate and federal buildings. Whose ranks include Chase Manhattan, The Offices or General Motors and The New York City Police Headquarters. In Alpert’s surrender statement she claimed achieving work in the feminist movement was her major goal for committing these acts of terrorism. And in her Manifesto “Mother Right” she called for others to do the same in order to defeat the patriarchy. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminist bomb 8 buildings.
Feminists sent death threats to Erin PIzzey, the British woman who founded the world’s first Domestic Violence shelter. Because, she said women can be as cruel and violent as men, and then feminists ended up mutilating her pet dog to send a warning to her after she refuses to leave the country. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminists mutilate dog and force women to flee country.
Before this incident Erin PIzzey had previously been involved with the British Women’s Liberation Movement but left the group after overhearing plans for them to commit a terrorist attack on the upscale London women’s fashion store, “Biba.” The group later was responsible for a protest of The Miss World competition where the group attempted to shut down the event by attacking the models with smoke bombs. (http://www.bl.
TLDR: Feminist attack female models and plan to blow up clothing store.
University of Delaware professor Suzanne Steinmetz published a study showing evidence that in cases of domestic violence women are just as likely to abuse their husbands as husbands would be to abuse their wives. Feminists responded to this by sending death threats to Steinmetz and her children threatening organizers of speaking engagements that invited her to speak and sending a bomb threat to shut down a speaking engagement she had, forcing her to lose her job. (http://www.ife
TLDR: Feminist terrorize woman and children and send bomb threats.
During the August Revolution in Burkina Faso. The Burkinabe Women’s Liberation Movement along with other Marxist groups helped stage a coup to overthrow the French Colonial Government and then instated Marxist Rebel Thomas Sankara as the country’s new leader. Sankara on behalf of the Burkinabe feminists passed laws making female circumcision illegal along with the passing these women’s rights laws his administration was famous for ushering a new era of human rights abuses in which many of the political opponents of the The Burkinabe Women’s Liberation Movement were either arrested without cause, tortured or executed in illegal extrusions killings. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminists take over Burkina Faso and turn the country into an Orwellian nightmare.
After Richard Gelles and Murray Straus of the American Sociological Association simply published a survey showing the rate of male domestic violence victims feminists started a campaign of harassment contacting and threatening anyone they could find even slightly related to either of two and calling in bomb threats to conference centers and buildings where they were scheduled to present. (http://breakin
TLDR: Feminists send bomb threats over people publishing facts.
In 2015 Feminist forced the Society of Professional Journalists (the oldest journalistic ethics association in the United States) annual conference to be evacuated after calling in bomb threats to the police as retaliation against the conference having a panel on Gamergate. (http://www.pol
TLDR: Feminists send bomb threats to journalism conference.
The Radical Eco-Feminist group Deep Green Resistance which was founded in 2011 and is currently active in 7 countries, The group was founded by a self described feminist warrior and preaches for lone wolf terrorists to attack every part of civilian, from bombing airports to open firing on farmers on country fairs even going as far as to call for rape and assassinations against figures who are opposed to them. The group’s goal is for the destruction of industrial civilization and the return of a matriarchal hunter gatherer lifestyle. Though to give feminists credit several magazines and feminist groups have condoned their actions, not because they preaching for genocide and indiscriminate killings but due to the fact that they do not allow trans women to go to their terrorist training camps. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminists call for the complete destruction of society and the largest string of terrorist attacks in world history.
A group known as The Women’s Brigade of Weather Underground, whose motto is literally, "Build a militant women’s movement that commits itself to the destruction of Amerikkkan imperialism and exploit the man’s chauvinism as a strategic weakness.“ was an ultra-extremis
TLDR: Feminists bomb 2 buildings to celebrate National Women’s Day.
In 2015 a Canadian restaurant by the name “La Mâle Bouffe” (A pun on the word french word “malbouffe,” which translates to “junk food.”) was the target of multiple vandalisms by feminists who were offended by the stores name and the fact that their logo has a shirtless man on it. These feminists committed such actions as defacing advertisements for the restaurant and throwing rocks through the windows of the store front on more then one occasion. (http://www.mrc
TLDR: Feminists vandalize store for having male in their name.
The violent Feminist power group M.E.K also known as People’s Mujahedin of Iran has been labeled as a terrorist organization by both the United Nations and NATO they are believed to be responsible for several terrorist attacks around Iran which has left dozens dead. The group was founded in 1965 with the stated goal of overthrowing the Iranian Shah but after the Shahs regime ending the group changed significantly going through a point in which they assassinated the President and Prime Minister of Iran in 1981. Eventually in 1985 radical feminist Maryam Rajavi took control of the group and ushered in another wave of terror attacks and shifted the focus of the group to being permanently about pushing feminist agendas, under her rule Rajivi ordered the assassination of several high level government officials in various countries and organized a bombing campaign targeting civilians. In 2005, Human Rights Watch issued a report describing prison camps within run by the M.E.K in which people kidnapped by the terrorist group were held captive tortured and raped. Maryam Rajavi still leads the group today and has been praised by the international feminist community for her work on behalf of women being honored by both the Feminist Peace Network and globally recognized Feminist Professor Donna M. Hughes and even being invited to give a speech as the keynote speaker for the International Woman’s Day celebration in France. In 2015 M.E.K was also believed to be responsible for a string of murders targeting Iranian scientists and educators. (http://www.mrc
TLDR: Feminists murder hundreds in terrorist attacks.
Cumann na mBan was an all female feminist paramilitary organisation, that during the Easter Rising sent 200 armed women across Dublin to help Irish-National
TLDR: Feminists murder 386 people and try to take over Ireland.
The Women’s Social and Political Union was one of the most famous and influential feminist groups in the history of the United Kingdom. Along with this they happened to be one of the most militant and violent committing almost nightly arson attacks on random churches, businesses and private homes regardless of the owners view on feminism. The group also attempted to burn down Chancellor David Lloyd George’s home, cut public telephone wires, sent letter bombs to various politicians and businesses, destroyed the Kew Garden greenhouses which held the world’s single largest collection of living plants and is now a United Nations World Heritage site. Tried to rush the house of commons. And attempted to assassinate British Prime Minister Herbert Henry Asquith. On top of this the majority of the violence perpetrated by the group wasn’t even at people who were against feminism. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminists bomb places, commit arson, attempt murder, destroy historical landmarks, and attempt to assassinate The British Prime Minister.
The woman who the head of this group Emmeline Pankhurst was listed as one of Time Magazine’s 100 Most Important People of the 20th Century and she has been honored and idolized openly by dozens if not hundreds of major feminist groups which exist today. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminist who lead the group that did all that stuff above hailed as hero.
Rote Zora was a militant feminist group from Germany who used guerrilla warfare tactics to terrorize west Germany by bombing over 45 buildings from 1977 to 1995. The group targeted people, businesses and groups whom they thought exploited women such as sex shops, cosmetic companies and The Federal Constitutional Court of Germany. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminists bomb 45 buildings in Germany.
Mary Richardson a Canadian feminist (who would later lead women’s section of the Nazi Sympathizer group known as The British Union of Fascists) entered the National Gallery in London and used a meat clever to slash The Rokeby Venus a 450 year old painting created by Diego Velázquez who is one of the most famous Spanish artists in history. She was quoted as giving the reason for her doing this as a protest of the government trying to prosecute the feminist terrorist Emmeline Pankhurst for her crimes against the public. Along with this famous attack Mary Richardson also committed numerous other acts of arson and vandalism along with bombing a railway station in the name of feminism. (https://en.wik
TLDR: Feminist destroys priceless work of art, commits arson and bombs train station.
In 2015 on the campus of Wesleyan University the local fraternity Delta Kappa Epsilon was ordered to start accepting women as members, The members of Delta Kappa Epsilon felt that if they should have to accept women a members of the group then Sororities on campus should start being forced to accept males in their organizations and men shouldn’t be barred from entire sections of the campus due to large buildings on the university being declared “safe spaces” and not allowing men to enter them. Delta Kappa Epsilon filed a lawsuit against the collage to make this point clear and feminists groups on the campus heard of this and responded by vandalizing the fraternity house. (http://dailyca
TLDR: Feminists vandalize collage campus fraternity building.
In 2015 in the city of Odessa a large group of Ukrainian citizens worried about the growing Totalitarian state of their country organized a protest against Fascism to show their opposition for the way their country was changing. In response to this protest a large group of Maidan Fascists and Neo-Nazis planned to meet the anti-protester
TLDR: Feminist leader participates in massacre which leaves 116 dead.
In 2014 Feminist studies Professor Mireille Miller-Young was walking to class on the campus University of California, Santa Barbara when she encountered a group of pro life protesters, One of these protesters who was a 16 year old girl was holding a sign showing a picture of an aborted Fetus. Young then began starting an argument with the protesters which escalated to her stealing the sign from the 16 year old and destroying it, which escalated even more to Young attacking the 16 year old girl. The feminist Professor told police that the poster was upsetting to her and her students and she felt that the activists did not have a right to be there, she further stated she had a moral duty to attack the girl and that it should be the 16 year old who should be arrested for violating her personal right to go to work and not be in an deportment in which she feels unsafe. (http://dailyne
TLDR: Feminist studies professor physically assaults teenage girl.
In 2015 The company Protein World started an ad campaign in which posters were put up in subways with a picture of a woman in a Bikini and the words “Are you beach body ready?” Feminists across the globe responded to this by claiming the ads were both sexist and fat shaming and needed to be destroyed. Feminists then began a coordinated effort to vandalize and destroy the signs fueled even more by websites like Salon and Feministing who encouraged the acts of destruction against public property and the anger of the feminist community continued to go up, eventually accumulating in rape/death threats being sent to Richard Staveley (Head of global marketing for Protein World) and a bomb threat being called in at the offices of Protein World. (http://www.cnb
TLDR: Feminists vandalize public property and send bomb threats over advertisement.
I have yet to hear about a single instance of even ONE mens’ rights activist so much as harming another human being.
Meanwhile, there are “feminists” literally killing people and animals, and all of which has been thoroughly documented.
They want MRAs to be classified as a “hate group” for disagreeing with them on the internet while they actively destroy lives while claiming to do so in the name of “equality”.
Ugh.
,..: :ｰ､........__
, ィ´: : : : : : : : : :｀ヽ､
／: : : ／: : :l: : l: : : : : : : ヽ
/: : : : /: : :/:/: /:!: : :..:..:..:.:.
. /!: : l: /:／/:／/‐'､: : : : : : : : :.:.
'; :..l: lィ示'´ /,ｨｮｭヽ:l: :l: l: l: l:∧
ヾ､!:{ ゞ' ´辷ﾘ〉}:l:./
八 ' /イ/:／: : : . :.:∧
ヾ:ヽ､` ,...ィ:／ー
ヾ;ｨ ﾉ }v'´ { ｲ´::::::::ヽ-､: : : ヽ
{:{ i }ｨ个､.{ﾉ:::::::
l::{ i }ﾘij{{j !:::::
}::{.i }じijリﾉ::::::::
,':::{j } {i{i}〈::::::::
〈:::::{j } {i.i}ﾉヾ､::::::
＼:ゝゞ´{ ゝ. }:ヾ:;.ィ´}}: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :..＼
/｀i:ゝ～ゝ‐!:::f }ij圭}: : : : : : : : :ヽ: : : : : : : : :ヽ
/: : :';::::::ﾄ､>ﾘ::::｀!圭圭=ｭ､: : : : : : :ヽ : : : : : : ､: ヽ
. ／:/: : :';:::::i: ﾘ{::::::::',圭圭
／:..:/: : : : }:::ハfﾄ､::::::
,.ィ´:/: /: : ; -‐l:ﾘ ヾl ヾx:::
／{; {; l: /;ィ´ {:l ゝ, ィ´￣ ∨:l : : : l: /:..:/: l: : ﾊ
/／{! :八_/ ヾ; ィ ´ '; l: : :./:/: :/: :/: : 人
{:! 人/ >)':_::....... :
ヾ:､ { ｀ く_r:､イノ
｀ ゝ __,.ィ,ｲゝ‐く _::...
{
ヽ､ __ ,ゝノ‐ ' ´ ￣
Written about Saturday 2016-04-09
Written: (3282 days ago)
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret,
Never to be told.
Eight for a wish,
Nine for a kiss,
Ten for a bird,
You must not miss
Written about Saturday 2016-04-09
Written: (3283 days ago)
"If you’re reading this note, I’m sorry. I assume you’re in the same situation as me—that smug bastard drugged you and dumped you in these catacombs, with only a candle to find your way out.
I don’t know how many people he’s done this to, but there have probably been a lot. He wouldn’t spend so much time on it otherwise, would he? He told me the catacombs are a maze, and he’s set traps and deadfalls at every turn. But he promised there’s one safe way out, if I’m lucky enough to guess the correct path.
I’m not lucky. I’m just an art student, here on holiday. There’s no way I’m getting out alive. But I want someone to. I want revenge.
I’m sure you do, too, so let’s help each other. I still have my sketchbook and pencils. Before each turn, I’m going to leave them behind for the next person, writing down which way I went. If I survive to another passageway, I’ll come back and leave a page like this one. If I don’t, then it’s up to the next person to carry on and go the opposite direction.
Eventually, if we keep leaving breadcrumbs, one of us will escape. Get to the police and find that bastard. Do it for those who didn’t make it.
My name is Jeff. I went left here."
Reading the note by candlelight you feel a glimmer of hope, until you realize you’re reading from the sketchbook itself. Jeff never returned to tear out the page, and you’re the first person here since him.
You look to your right, where the dark maze awaits.
While I do admit to fearing some major factions of Islam, I don't like the connotation or the politically correct assertion that such fear is irrational. Concerns about Islam are very different from, for example, concerns about Judaism because Islam, is unique among religions today in posing a real threat to the human condition. I would go as far as to say an educated fear is a completely rational position. It's not about race (Islam is not a race) and it's not about people (who are the victims of lies) - it's about an ancient and particularly particularly violent desert religious sect, separated from society and honed over generations by a destructive religious cycle into a barbaric nightmare that, unlike Christianity and Judaism, has yet to be tempered by modern values.
With that you have a religion that has actively sought the deaths of innocents over things as simple as drawings of their prophet, and rioted over similar, but when confronted about this, it is the victims of the slaughter, the innocents who died at the hands of those who murdered to uphold a religious concept up as more important than human life, who are blamed. Excuses about them being provocative, or being offensive, are used to make the guilty party seem the real victim.
But I will be frank and honest with you. I would gladly offend a billion people in exchange for protecting a single right, and as soon as you assume that your religious ideology, regardless of what religion you advocate, has greater value than the life of another human being, then that must be where our paths separate.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin
What the darn-diddily-d
By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
what the splork did you just say about me you little pengouin poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy waffles, I am very random and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pooper. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of preteen girls across myspace, and they are all very bisexual. your IP adress is being traced, so you better prepare for the storm, toodles. the storm that splorks that pathetic little thing you call your pumpkin. you think you're random, kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to then entire arsenal of the Club Pengouin Army of DOOOOOOMMMM and I will use it to it's full extent to spread your miserable peanut butter from the surface of this toast, you little poop. if only you could have known what tasty retributioon your little "random" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking toaster. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the price, you goddamn imatture hater. I will toast waffles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, toodles.
What the fuck did you just say to me, you filthy heretic? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my chapter in the Adeptus Astartes and I've been involved in the glassing of hundreds of xenos worlds, with over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in xenos planet warfare and I'm the top sniper in the Imperium. You are nothing but a filthy heretic for me to burn away with the might of the Holy Emperor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on Terra, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over Vox? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I'm contacting The Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition across the galaxy and your Vox channel is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The fury of the Emperor that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, traitor. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combar, but I access to the entire arsenal of the Imperium of Man and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of existence, you little shit. If only you could have known what Holy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your traitorous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamned heretic. The fury of my bolters will rain down on you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, heretic.
I am a conclusionary atheist (some use the term hard atheist or strong atheist). That is, I have read, thought, and studied enough to satisfy myself that there is no god, all gods are imaginary, and actively believing in god is silly. I have concluded all religion is a scam. If a god shows itself, or if Santa Claus lands on my roof, I will rethink my worldview, but until then, fiction is fiction.