[She Fucks Like An Animal]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2014-11-24
Written: (3652 days ago)
Next in thread: 37453, 40286

Scientific fact #1: Getting pegged is FUCKING AMAZING.
Scientific fact #2: Getting pegged makes me moan like a porn star without realizing it.

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Written about Sunday 2014-08-10
Written: (3757 days ago)
Next in thread: 37315

I saw one of those #justgirlythings come up on my feed. I needed to improve it.

<img:http://i.imgur.com/m4XMhK7.jpg>

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Written about Saturday 2014-08-09
Written: (3758 days ago)
Next in thread: 37308

-lays shakily in a puddle of lube, toys everywhere and a stupid grin on my face-
Well, this weekend is off to a great start~

37263  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2014-08-04
Written: (3764 days ago)

[SONGWRITING INTENSIFIES]

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Written about Sunday 2014-07-06
Written: (3792 days ago)
Next in thread: 37211

Her fingertips were cold, despite the blazing summer heat. Her shoulders, dusted in freckles, held onto a faint pink tinge, the sun having taken it's toll on her pale complexion.
She was a child of the earth, of the sun, of the grass.
She was feral.
Dirt under her nails, and a wild lilt in her laugh.
The untamable, craving to be tamed, if only to appreciate the vastness of her freedom all the more.

37104  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2014-05-28
Written: (3832 days ago)
Next in thread: 37107

I've discovered that I'm very good at mixing mint juleps.
Believe me, I've tested this.
Extensively.
Trust me, I am a scientist.

36976  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2014-04-08
Written: (3882 days ago)
Next in thread: 36978, 36980, 37012, 37074

My favorite cocktail?
One part whisky with two parts whisky. Dash of whisky.

36889  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2014-01-23
Written: (3956 days ago)

I forgot that Justin Vernon had a voice outside of falsetto. I also forgot how incredibly GORGEOUS it is. Seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di4sQKy_VI4

36870  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2014-01-10
Written: (3969 days ago)

Damnit, Renard, stop making your music so sexy I can't handle it.

36861  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2014-01-06
Written: (3973 days ago)
Next in thread: 36862

"When you can't run you crawl. And when you can't crawl...well, 
when you can't do that..."

"You find someone to carry you."
36843  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2013-12-30
Written: (3980 days ago)
Next in thread: 36905, 37129

I found a thing today;
<img:http://i.imgur.com/sGM2bdZ.png>
Oh my god. I would so do this. I would do the SHIT out of this.

36833  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2013-12-25
Written: (3985 days ago)
Next in thread: 36834, 36842, 36845

If I got you nothing for Christmas, would you wear it for me? ♥ ;3

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Written about Wednesday 2013-12-11
Written: (3999 days ago)
Next in thread: 36820, 36821

Just donated blood today.
I'm low a pint, lightheaded, and the coffe's making me feel like shit.
*curls up*
Cuddles plz. ;n;

36422  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2013-08-22
Written: (4110 days ago)
Next in thread: 36423, 36426

*squirrrm*
Yeah, if the full moon could just go ahead and stop making me insanely horny, that would be greaaatttt.
>///<

35933  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2013-03-12
Written: (4273 days ago)

<img:http://i.imgur.com/5VfdFWh.jpg>
This is frighteningly accurate.
My life, in a nutshell.

35845  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2013-02-23
Written: (4290 days ago)

I just realized that I can't remember the last time I was really, truly hugged...

35161  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2012-10-14
Written: (4422 days ago)

I have no words for how awesome this is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cOCmC_m23E&feature=related

32993  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2012-04-03
Written: (4617 days ago)

A;LDSKGH
MUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSICMUSIC

32889  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2012-03-11
Written: (4639 days ago)

I ordered a remote capture for my SLR camera! It should show up in the next couple weeks or so, and then, HIGH DEFINITION PICTURES FOR EVERYBODY! <3
No more fighting with mirrors or timers or shitty camera phones. ;D

32835  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2012-03-02
Written: (4648 days ago)

I swear, this song, for some reason, has been really helping me through whatever rough patch I'm going though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&;v=knbkFOvfucQ

32776  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2012-02-20
Written: (4659 days ago)

I dropped my paycheck between the seats on the bus home today.
I looked at it for a long moment...
And could BARELY muster up enough of a fuck to retrieve it.

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