[Dead Next Tuesday]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2007-12-17
Written: (6332 days ago)

Survey (Boredum):

*Are you a virgin? No. Wouldn't be much fun to to this quiz if I wasn't, wouldn't it?
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? 14 years old.
*Age you first masturbated? 15-ish I think...
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 15
*Age first had recieved oral sex? 16
*Age first given oral sex? 16
*Age lost virginity? 17
*Favorite sex position? Missionary... What can I say, I like it face-to face (and for him to do the work, haha. ^_^)
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? Heh... No.
*Had sex with someone you met online? Thankfully, no.
*The last time you fooled around with someone? Uhh... September. *Sigh*
*Had cyber sex? Never, actually.
*Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes.
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? Around 5.
*Kissed in public? Yes!
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? Hmm.. no.
*Devoted a whole day 0f sex ? Haha, not YET. In a week, though... >.>
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Again with the not yet, thing.
*Received open praise for sexual technique? I'll go with yes.
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? No >.< Though I'm surprised I haven't...
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes. ^_^
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes...
*Had sex while totally dressed? Does missing underwear count?
*Had sex while standing up? No.
*Had sex in the kitchen? No
*Had sex in your bedroom? Yes.
*Had sex in the laundry room? No.
*Had sex in your bed? Yes.
*Had sex in your parents bed? >.< Ew. No. Though my parents are actually sleeping on my old mattresses right now, so... >.> I feel bad for them... Heh.
*Had sex on a table? No.
*Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
*Had drunkin sex? Nope.
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? No, but I've received such?
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? Yesyes!
*Used ice erotically? Yes.
*Used hot melted wax erotically? ...No.
*Shaved your pubic hair? Yes. >.>
*Used a sex toy? No.
*Own a sex toy? No. I have a fear of mechanics being inside me...
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? Previously, yes.
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? You could call it that...
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? >.> Maybe... Technically?
*Given sex in sympathy? Nope.
*Had sex with a virgin? Haha, yes. ^_^
*Ever cheated on someone? Never.
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Ick, no.
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? Well, he's my best friend now (of the opposite sex ^_^).
*Had sex with just a friend? No.
*Had sex with anothers mate? No.
*Had sex with a teacher? That was never a fantasy I had... No. >.<
*Had sex with a boss? NO.
*Had sex with a relative? NOO.
*Had sex with a pet? Save the SHEEPIES!
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? NOOO.
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? Nope. I also have a fear of being tainted... >.>
*Made out with more than 20 different people? Nope.
*Had a menage-a-trois? No...
*Had group sex (more than 3)? Nope.
*Had sex in a public place? Hah, yes.
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Er... I don't think so. Need to add that to the list.
*Had sex on the roof of a building? Now that would be fun!
*Had sex in a stationary car? Yes.
*Had sex in a moving car? >.< That doesn't sound pleasant.
*Are you a member of the mile high club? Nooo....
*Had sex outdoors at night? Not yet.
*Had sex at your office or other work area? >>.<< yes...
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? ...yes...
*Had sex in a public restroom? Not quite.
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? No... It makes me think of infection.
*Had sex in an elevator? Nope.
*Had sex in a cemetery? No... There are rapists in cemeteries. And I don't plan on unscheduled rapings. ^_^
*Had sex in a store dressing room? No.
*Felt a stranger up? >.> no.
*Looked at a nude magazine? Yes.
*Looked at an explicit magazine? Yes..?
*Watched a porno? Yes.
*Look at porn online? *sigh& Yes, who hasn't. >.< Just being on this website is looking at porn.
*Seen a live stripper? Aw, no! ^_^
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? O.o No...
*Showered with a partner? Yes! That's my favorite!
*Flashed someone? My significant other?
*Streaked? Naw... I would now, though. Could be fun, eh?
*Stripped for someone? Yes. ^_^
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? >.> no..
*Played strip poker? Not yet.
*Showered while someone watched? Hahah, yes.
*Masturbated while someone watched? Yes.
*Masturbated covertly in public? ...yes. >.<
*Masturbated while on the phone? Yes. Hahah, maybe a little too often....
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? Last night...
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? Yes.
*Masturbated to someone's picture? No, not really...
*Been walked in on while having sex? NO. Hope it never happens... There's nothing worse than the pissyness of a girl who's had her orgasm wrecked. >.< Gah...
*Walked in on someone else having sex? No.
*Been photographed nude? Yes.
*Been photographed having sex? No.
*Been videotaped having sex? No...

The End... Eheh. That wasn't very satisfying. Bleck. Adios. Still bored.

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Written about Monday 2006-06-19
Written: (6879 days ago)

Do you ever notice ALL of the pictures of people taking pictures of themselves? Now, not to be hypocritical I admit that I do it too, and am also at fault.. But still.. Lately while house-surfing I've been noticing how tacky/corny/weird/narcissistic(sp?) it is. It just looks funny to me. I at least try and make my pictures look somewhat like someone else has taken them, and they're just close-ups. Oh well. Everyone needs to feel attractive(pretty), and I guess sites like fake, or ET, myspace, etc., give one that opportunity.
So, do you feel pretty? I certainly do. ^_^ Not to mention a little too blatently dirty. But that can't be avoided.

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