I just fucking love the way people wanna make it sound like I'm messaging them left and right. Twice now shitheads have tried to act like they receive a barrage of messages from me about that damn wiki and my quotes on it. Wrong. I send out one message and say whatever I wanna say and there it is. 

I told Gir if he had a problem with me to go ahead and take it up with me since he now had my attention, and he doesn't want to address me personally, he wants to cry about me insulting that creature Lynney on page 2, where there's an audience. 

Fine, you're not going to bother me with that. I'll be more than happy to lay into you, you idiot. I'm not the one backing up that nasty ho Lynney, she of the moustache and greasy-ass hair and THE MOST PATHETIC emo scars I have ever seen - they aren't even scars, for the love of god, they're mere scratches. Give me a straight razor and let me demonstrate for you on your nice wide expanse of abdomen how it's really done. 

The wiki, argh, the wiki...that bitch has taken on a life of its own. Never saw it turning into what it is today when we first thought to create it. This is one big study of sociology and human behavior, and I'm riveted by the way it all plays out from day to day.  

Still thinking about that last one...I mean seriously...when you look at actual porn, they have semi-nice sets where the action is taking place, not just the chair in front of the computer. Although I've seen that too. I remember this one issue of what was it, Swank, that my old bf had that had a guy and two girls in a dentist chair. That was creative. Let's class it up a little, people.  

I've been noticing that many of the photos that guys have of themselves or their dicks frequently feature some part of their computer in the background, usually the keyboard, while most photos that girls have up don't have the computer visible in them. Maybe guys are more into using their computers for sex, or they're too lazy to move away from the computer before taking that hot dick pic, I don't know. I just thought that was interesting. Personally, I'm less turned on by the pics where some part of the comp is seen. I realize that internet porn is astoundingly better than the traditional venues, videos, mags, etc, but when I see your keyboard in the pic it makes me think you might be spending all your time online wanking off (not that there's something wrong with that.) Maybe it's just me. 

So today Jon and I decided it would be nice to have a section in our wiki for people that we think are decent looking instead of just the usual bizarre. Tomorrow I'm going to comb through the members on this site and search for all of the people I think are good looking. I'll also keep searching for that elusive scary hairy muffy muff. Could be a busy day.