Hello all.
I just created a roleplay wiki
BioBot
I think anyone who loves roleplay should apply.
Because I'd really love it if it got good :D
So, it all makes me wonder.
Why am I not being attacked?
Let's think.
You don't know jack shit about me.
You'd have no fucking idea where to begin.
Insults?
Calling me a dickhead?
Oh shit, that's so hurtful!
Calling me a queer?
Oh shit, I'd report you so damn fast for that, you'd fucking wobble.
So, you attack my friends instead.
Smart move genius.
You do realise, they're still being nice, right?
As hot as that porn was, if some random old dude shoved his dick into my ass and THEN said "Is this your first time", which, it would be.
I'd tear his motherfucking stomach out.
I'd just punch my god damn fist right into him, and rip it out and squeeze his own stomach acid ONTO his fucking dick.
NO ONE FUCKS MY VIRGIN ASS WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Fuck my mouth though, I love that shit.
Early Mornings.
Once I'm awake, I'm always in a fantastic mood.
But, once I get tired again, I'm fucking miserable.
But.
Right now.
Epic mood.
Blondie.
Well, now its Deftones.
Steeeeeeeeeeee
And Dandelion and Burdock.
Loves it.
Okay, need to get it out, but that guy on LadsLads is so fucking hot!
Blonde.
Scruffy.
Septum ring.
All things I fucking love.
Your desperation makes me sick.
I hate you more than jackass.
I feel the bile rising.
Ugh.
Also.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're hotter than you realise.
And a great person.
Why are you doing that?
It's degrading and desperate.
It's offensive to the fact I cared so much for you.
Also.
I fucked someone this morning.
It was crap.
I regret it.
Why do I do stupid shit?
I despise, quite alot.
Not waking up for the fucking bus.
D:
Ah well.
I've missed my art history lecture.
Thank god.
Jake, is not fit.
So.
No.