So I'm knocking one out to Broke Straight Guys.
Watching this pretty fit video.
When it occurs to me.
This guy is getting fucked in the ass, for the first time, it's all good.
No pain.
No discomfort.
And I realise.
It's all a lie.
I hate everything!
My Fable character is no longer a virgin!
Today we fucked our new husband.
He complains we're ugly.
To be fair, our skin is a dodgy shade of grey and we've got symbols glowing all over our skin.
So I see where he's coming from.
But all the clothes are so wank!
I murdered my Fable husband.
I'm re-marrying a rich man.
I've also turned to a life of sin and darkness.
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I just got married on Fable II, my husband is a black shop keeper from some shit hole village.
It's barely even that.
He quit his job, mooches off my hard earned money, I'm a hero for fucks sake, I litterally battle for my money, what does Seth do all day?
Sits around our crappy bungalo with no rooms, complaining the house is shit.
I could fucking batter him.
That's nothing to be proud of.
It's about as good as saying "I'm such a bitch"
Seriously.
Not good traits to have!
It's 7:19am.
I've not been to sleep since mid-day yesterday.
I'm not happy with this whole insomnia thing.
It makes me laugh, at just how stupid I can fucking be.
It makes me laugh to think at what you meant to me.
And for what?
You're a whore.
I always get feelings for whores.
Why?
Because I hope you'll change for me?
Be my Prince Charming?
Fuck that.
You're barely even a fucking frog
And I'm sick of kissing frogs.
This isn't about who you'd first think.
For my readers ;]
So, I've taken to clicking random wiki.
I've learned from this new hobby, that people are retards.
How many of you idiots use Photobucket to upload porn?
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
We're on a site, that allows us to upload porn, and you do it to Photobucket.
I roll my eyes at you.
Also, what is with people having like a million wiki pages, like, seriously, it has to be pushing a hundred.
I just don't get it!
On the plus side.
Found the photo which will soon be my Pin-Up tattoo.
Scooooore.
I already think you're bored of me.