WE KNOW THEY'RE ALL YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH YOU'VE USED THE SAME FUCKING IHATEYOUJULIA LINK!

What the almighty FUCK is wrong with you?!

So I'm knocking one out to Broke Straight Guys.
Watching this pretty fit video.
When it occurs to me.
This guy is getting fucked in the ass, for the first time, it's all good.
No pain.
No discomfort.
And I realise.
It's all a lie.

I hate everything!

My Fable character is no longer a virgin!
Today we fucked our new husband.

He complains we're ugly.
To be fair, our skin is a dodgy shade of grey and we've got symbols glowing all over our skin.
So I see where he's coming from.

But all the clothes are so wank!

I murdered my Fable husband.
I'm re-marrying a rich man.

I've also turned to a life of sin and darkness.

:]

I just got married on Fable II, my husband is a black shop keeper from some shit hole village.
It's barely even that.
He quit his job, mooches off my hard earned money, I'm a hero for fucks sake, I litterally battle for my money, what does Seth do all day?
Sits around our crappy bungalo with no rooms, complaining the house is shit.

I could fucking batter him.

That's nothing to be proud of.
It's about as good as saying "I'm such a bitch"
Seriously.
Not good traits to have!