Oh Jesus I think I puked.

You pitiful, pitiful man.
You throw demeaning comments about youth around, so you must realise that you, yourself, are an adult.
Behave like one.
Don't throw your shit at people and stomp your chubby feet when something happens to you.
How dare you take things out on them.
What the fuck did they do?
I doubt for one second, one tiny, fucking second, you've any proof Bob's a liar.
What kind of retard proves themselves to be a liar? Then says it was entrapment?
How petty are you?
Well, actually, that was a stupid thing to say.
You're the single most petty man I've ever encountered in all my life, and sweety, I leave my house.
I've worked bars since I was 17. I've had a job since I was 16. I'm a reasonably popular guy around my home city.
I've seen my own fucking fair share of petty, I can assure you.

What shocks me the most, is that you give Rosy and Bob a constant barrage of shit flinging and lying, and, what's that word you used?
Slander
But, I got into your account (Bet you still don't know who gave me the passwords do you? Because I'm not a master hacker, I'm a fucking fashion student, my knowledge of the internet and hacking boils down to cheating on Fable, and even that shit makes me fucking angry) I changed shit, I put up those grotesque pictures of you, which by the way, I got comments for off my other Fake friends saying how gross it was, when they didn't know it was me. It was hillarious.
But, I've digressed.
What have you done to me?
Made a poll, so other people can play to your sick fantasies of hurting me?
You don't give me shit, because you've nothing to say to me.
Whatever you call me, will not affect me because, you're just a bunch of pixels on a screen that mean nothing to me.
I just got a bit bored of seeing you giving shit to people I do care about and I reacted.
I'm far from a lapdog. Haha. As if you called me that. That's so fun.

I'm tired of seeing you do it, I'm tired of watching Rosy and Bob have to defend themselves, because the moment they finally get sick of you, and just cut you out.
You'll claim you won.
Like the petty man you are.

You're 24.
Time to grow up now.

What infuriates me more is.
It's motherfucking certain

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GIMMEH GIMMEH MOAR

Let's have fun.
This beat is sick.
i wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Love it.

Fuck I'm in a good mood.
mmmmmmmmmmm mojito.

You make me horny.

After two minor altercations with Chesty.
We can't be friends anymore.

....he wants to take my legs off and watch me crawl to, what I think is my safety, but is actually flesh eating insects.

Hello,
I hope we can be super best friends. There's something I want to give you. Something I think you'll like.
Chesty, you friendly chest.
PS What are your hobbies? Sometimes I like to kill people.

That's cool Chesty!
I like that too.