Why can't we all just talk about oral sex :]
I got a new house today.
It's lush.
I can't wait to move in the Summer!
It's got a garden!
:D :D :D :D
I can FINALLY have the garden I've always wanted, with beautiful flowers and a veggie patch.
MAYBE EVEN A CHICKEN!
The house is amazing.
Four bedroom, including a master en suit bedroom.
I've even applied for a job.
At the local piercer shop.
Not piercing, but, selling the shit out front :P
I might see if they'll teach me to pierce.
That'd be pretty sweet.
Life is on the up :]
Any guy wanna make me totally fulfilled?
:P
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/blurgh
Now you're ripping off someone else.
tut tut.
I swallowed a whole led light and puked on myself.
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey asshole. That's me. Being you.
God I want you to rot from the inside out.
25 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me:
1: I love skittles. But, I have to eat them colour selective. I don't like mixing flavours.
2: On the rare instance that I drink coke, it's either with alcohol or cherry. I really don't like cola.
3: I have played and completed every Tomb Raider game.
4: I still own an N64, which I do play.
5: I'm missing 4 teeth, and have a silver filling.
6: I can stay awake for days on end. I just choose not too because I get bored after around 12 hours.
7: I've shared a room with my younger brother since he was born, when I was 2 years old. So I have trouble sleeping alone.
8: I have a very close family. We love each other regardless. My parents are still in a loving marriage, and I grew up with a perfect childhood. I've no idea why I am as strange as I am.
9: I burp, alot. I don't really ever fart.
10: I'm not your typical gay. Seriously. All my flatmates call me the worst gay in the world.
11: I don't like skinny guys, blech. Or shaved ones. -shudder-
12: I do what I want. I've never thought that I have to do something in my life. It's my life, I live it how I please.
13: I'm alot kinkier than I let on. I just don't like looking at/role playing about doing it, because it's just not as fun when it isn't happening to me.
14: I dress up like a woman every Halloween. Have done for years.
15: I've never watched, or read a Harry Potter. It just doesn't interest me in the slightest.
16: I eat bran flakes and meusli dry.
17: I have at least one cup of tea a day.
18: My favourite kind of pets are hermit crabs. I think they're adorable.
19: I'm not as messed up as people make me out to be. I've no idea why they make me seem this way, they just do. My flatmates are the worst for it. Jason is still convinced I'm the leader of a terrorist organisation.
20: I'm very, very fickle.
21: I should rarely be taken seriously. I'm hardly ever taking myself seriously, so it's advisable you don't either.
22: I'm forever convinced I'm going to grow old, and ugly and fat and die alone with millions of cats. Which is shit. Because I fucking hate cats.
23: I'm a profile whore. I love making profiles. I get thrills from receiving conformation emails.
24: I wish I could be in a falling building, or sinking ship. I think I'd survive it. Same with a zombie holocaust.
25: I'm scared of heights on a rope. I'm fine with heights. Just not with a harness on please.
Well, there you go kids. 25 fun facts about me.
I think if I stopped masturbating, after around 3 weeks I'd have taken over Europe through sheer frustration and anger.
....tempting..
I just can't motivate myself at all "/
my passive aggressive behaviour must be giving me a tumor
the horrifying sound of the cackling echoes around a room of silent hatred
bubbling
boiling
you pitiful fool