Luna Shadowvaine: and i'm paranoid 'cause i watched Shawn of the dead.. i hate Zombies. they are scary
me: HAHAHA
Luna Shadowvaine: not.. funny..
me: yes it is
Luna Shadowvaine: Zile acted like a Zombie a few times and fucking attacked me and i started screaming.. and i kicked him in the nutts... made him stop it.^.^
me: HAHAHAHAHHA
Luna Shadowvaine: NO ITS NOTTTTTTTT
Luna Shadowvaine: I hope a zombie like... bites you or something... so i can like laugh and then run for my fucking life.. or for a gun, which ever.. if there is a zombie breakout.. i'm gunna have a gun with 14 bullets.. that way i can take out 13 of the fuckers and then blow my brains out
me: bbbrrrrraaaaii
Luna Shadowvaine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Luna Shadowvaine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: o_O *slowly moves out of the house then runs like hell*
Luna Shadowvaine: >.<
Luna Shadowvaine: @_@
me: *hides under a rock* dont hurt me
Luna Shadowvaine: Evil zombie!!!!!!*r
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The difference between you and the soldier
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You stay up for 16 hours
He stays up for days on end.
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You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
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You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
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You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
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You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
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You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
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You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
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You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
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You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
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Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
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You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
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You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
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You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
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You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
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You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet
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You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
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You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
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You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
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You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
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You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
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You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.
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You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him
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