1. First of all, are you a guy or a girl?
guy
2. What is your sexual organ's name?
the snake
3. Do you masturbate?
EVERYONE masturbates.
4. How many times per day do you masturbate?
once
5. Per week?
dunno, depends
6. Do you fantasize while you masturbate?
yes!
7. If so, what do you fantasize about?
one on one
8. Do you use sex toys while masturbating?
do guys have toys?
9. Do you use lubricants of any kind?
nah.
10. Any special techniques we should know about?
go for the head, its the most sensitive
11. If so name them:
blast porn in some headphones. the moaning while pleasuring yourself is SURREAL.
12. What position r you in when u masturbate?
laying down in bed or sitting up.
13. Do you feel ashamed doing it?
no way
14. If you said yes then don’t feel ashamed, everyone does it whether they say so or not
15. Do you watch porn or look at pornographic content?
I LOVE porn.
16. Do you get wet?
precum...makes a good lube
17. Does it feel better before, during, or after you orgasm?
right after...relaxation
18. Do you make noises?
only with one person
19. If so, how loud?
im quiet...
20. How you do it home alone or with other people in the house?
preferably home alone, but others are usually home.
21. Have you ever been caught doing it?
few times...
22. Have you ever done it in front of someone of the opposite sex?
nope
23. Have you ever done it in front of someone of the same sex?
hell no
24. Have you ever done it over the phone with someone?
hmm....2-3 times a week
25. Does masturbation tire you, wake you up, or both?
fuch, it wears me out!
*Girls Only*
26. Do you rub or finger yourself more?
27. Do you do both at the same time?
28. How wet do you get from doing it?
29. Do you rub your tits while you do it?
30. How long do your orgasms last?
31. How long does it take to reach an orgasm?
32. Do you keep going after you reach orgasm?
33. What’s the longest you’ve ever done it?

*guys only*

34. do you rub your balls while you do it? nope
35. how fast do you whack it? it varies, but pretty fast
36. how long does it take you to cum? anywhere between 5 minutes to 2 hours
37. can you keep going after you cum once? yes
38. whats the longest you've gone? about 2 hours