"Mope"
This is the best song to play Half Life 2 too, dont believe me? try it...
Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hangin' out like double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please?"
Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Play spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on
Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party Of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezin'
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch
Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party Of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
I hope you die
You must die I alone am best.
I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face
Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead
I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence Of The Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince
Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember fist can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day
I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die
I hope you die
her: why dont you go talk to [black rose] since you're oh-so-much in love with her. *spits at him*
Me: I do love her, and you should be happy for me, but instead, you throw a hissy fit like a 3 year old. go rot with the rest of the scum. I dont have time to play with an immature girl who cant see the truth even when it breaks her fucking nose.
Her: there's no point in being fucking happy when i trusted you with my goddamn heart. BUT NO!!!!! YOu have to go and fucking break it! i thought you were different. But you're just like every fucking man out there. A GODDAMN USER!
Me: Go back through the logs, I made a specific point of never saying I loved you. I was nice, like I am to all girls, and you took that as love. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Your emotional, your unstable, I understand that. now leave me alone.
Her: just....again, thought i had a friend or at least someone i could turn to. but as everyone does with me, you left.
Me: You had a friend, you did the whole time, then when I found a girl I do say I love, you stopped being a friend. You turned all menstrual and exploded, carrying the friendship with you.
Her: Thanks a lot...
Me: No problem im glad I could make myself happier by feeding off your sorrow.
If you ever wise up, come back and apologize for making me be so cruel. I seriously doubt you ever will, but hell, who knows?
This is what happens when I get fed up with bullshit, I get mean.
Well, it's a roller coaster of a soap opera. When he hooked up with her, her story was that she was 19 years old, and that she lived in Limerick with her two sons, ages 4 and 1. She also claimed to have a deceased daughter who age changed from 4 to 8 back to 4 again.
That was all lies. It was very obvious that it was all lies, because she is a very poor liar. She's rather ignorant and naive, and doesn't seem to understand that proper lying requires knowing what you're talking about.
Dj claims to be raped repeatedly, and alarmingly often. She claims that she has been raped by both family members, friends, and strangers. She gets raped at home, she gets raped at work, she gets raped going to the store, she gets raped while out with friends, and even her kids get raped. She never actually displays the emotions that would a rape victim or mother mourning a murdered child would experience (fear, anxiety, rage, guilt, etc.) She has claimed that her children were fathered by her stepbrother, conceived during rape.
She had info about her children on her page here at Fake - their names and birthdays. I don't believe these kids existed, or if they did, they weren't hers. She showed a pic of the 4 yr old Dustin, and the kid in the pic is way older than 4. She has all these pics of the baby, but he never gets any older than one, and curiously, she isn't ever in any pics with him. Has no pics of any of the kids together, and in the one she says is both of them, you can't tell who they are. She used to tell Neil that Dustin was saying he loves Daddy Neil, and that he can't wait til they all live together. She eventually killed Dustin off. She claimed that he was at day care and ran out and was hit by a car, then died, after lingering in the hospital for several days - during which time, she was on Fake, and telling Neil's friend Berry that she had a crush on Berry, etc. I checked the Limerick Post and the Limerick Leader - no report of anything of the sort. No article of a child being hit by a car or of a day care with issues because they let a child get hit by a car, and no obituary for Dustin Maynard O'Connor, either. She claimed he was cremated on the side of a hill.
She also told Neil that she needed surgery to remove a piece of rib that had been lodged in her lung after she was beaten by an ex bad enough to be hospitalized, but she didn't tell him about it til weeks later, when she claimed that she's also been the victim of a 4 hour gang bang rape featuring 6 guys who all raped her, and filmed it, and then left the video with her. She claimed that she did not report the rape because no one could be seen above the waist, and then she claimed that a DNA test did not reveal who it was because the semen was all mixed up. She does not realize no one would be doing any testing if she hadn't reported it in some way, and that DNA testing is designed to isolate individual samples. She also tried to say that she'd been raped a bit later again, and contracted HIV, but it was okay, because she was "almost done with treatments." She does not realize that HIV is incurable, apparently. Then she tried to say it was just a scare, but they won't do any treatments for HIV unless it has been confirmed that you have it.
She constantly has all of these guys panting after her. She makes all of them think she's going to marry them, then when they find out about each other, she lies and says that someone else, like her sister, is accessing her account and pretending to be her because the sister is obsessed with her and in love with her and molesting her children. She also says her halfbrother is pretending to be her on her mobile and messes with her meds to make her pass out so he can rape her.
She claims to live with 20 other people, and is seemingly helpless at keeping anyone off her accounts. She tells these guys she's dating that she doesn't want them fighting over her, but she's set them up so all they can do is fight. She'll just pile more lies on top of lies to keep guys strung along. It worked with Neil for the longest time.
They finally stopped being together at all after the HIV thing. Neil got fed up with the crazy lies and yanking his emotions around with all of the other guys and how she was always going on off on him and blocking him to be spiteful and piss him off. One time she had some girl come on MSN with her and tell Neil that they were now an item and she'd been using him and never loved him - here: BLONDE BIMBO
She left cause he stopped believing the lies and defending her. She can't manipulate him anymore and he sees her for who she really is. She isn't even the girl she says is her in her pics. Certain things are off and let you know that she took them from someone else and is pretending it's her.
Take a look at this page of her old wiki. When I asked her how anyone is gonna believe that's her in every pic, she told me that someone else used her account to steal pics and then pretend to be her. Why would anyone else do that? They wouldn't, only her.
http://fake.sw
“You do not understand maggot, we are the superior species. We were one of the first species to ever come into existence, here when it all began. We belittle your kind in everything; A nose more sensitive then a wolf, eyes keener then an eagles, speed like a jungle cat, armor harder then steel, bodies with more strength then a dire bear, flames hotter then a blast furnace we can call upon at will, teeth like stiletto’s, claws like scimitars, a tail like a battering ram, and wings that carry us far past the clouds. We can live for hundreds of your flicker lives, see in total darkness, and sense your presence by merely being within a couple hundred feet. We are smarter, much more verile, and our wisdom makes your best and brightest look even more like the bastard spawn they are.” –Dornhal; just before ending another paladins life.
I sent this to Hinata, hopefully it will be enough...
*looks small and submissive* um. . . Hinata? I didn't mean to make Lilly angry, i was just playing a character, thats all. I really like you. please don't hate me. I made amends! Lilly is friends with me again...
Please? I wont ever do it again. I didn't know...i don't want something I didn't know end a friendship. That would make me very sad...
Im so sorry... Please give me another chance? please?
atherisch_bloo
I might need this...
Dragons, Sex, romanticism, passion, violence, females, others that share my beliefs, other Dragons, other Anthro's, the color red, the color black, the sound of heavy steel clanging, a soft voice, good lyrics, back rubs *closes eyes and lets out a long soft moan*, physical contact in general, humor, fire, good food, the smell of nature after a light rain, the smell of wood smoke, a deep role play, welding, computers, insults, writing, observation, psychiatric work, helping other with their problems, making other happy, helping other discover things about themselves...
I have updated my profile for those interested.
I have always been suprised at other males interest in breast size. They spend so much time gapping at them and telling perfectly beautiful girls that they need bigger ones. I hate them for it! And besides, any more then a handful is just a waste. So I for one prefer smaller breasts, Im I the only one that feels this way?