hmm...what is the point of this filth?

This is fake, so why the hell are you here if you need these rules?

Im talking to you [wildchild2084]

MY RULES!

    1.DO NOT AT ANY TIME TRY TO CYBER WITH ME!
     I DO NOT CYBER SO I WILL BLOCK YOU!

   2.DO NOT SAY BULSHIT ABOUT ME MISS SPELLING SOME THING.
    I KNOW THAT I CAN'T SPELL THAT WELL!

  3.DO NOT SAY ANY BULL SHIT ABOUT MY PICS OF MY GOD SON/NEPHEW JJ.
BESIDES MY HUSBAND AND GIRLFRIEND BEING MY LIFE SO IS (JJ) SON OF [TazzSr.]&[Vampris of the night]  AND
      HIS FIVE SISTERS
     (IZZY AKA LITTLE MAMA), >>>>>>>>>>>>>>  CHILDREN
     (BACCA AKA MISS BOSS),  >>>>>>>>>>>> OF MARGIE
     (NICKIE AKA LITTLE NENA),  >>>>>>>>>>>> MY BROTHER'S
     (ANNA AKA LITTLE BIG FOOT)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  EX WIFE!
       AND
    (SIA TASHA AKA DADDY'S GIRL )====== DAUGHTER OF ASHLEE AKA [Vampris of the night] & [TazzSr.] 
             MY BROTHER'S NEW WIFE!

   4.DO NOT ASK FOR NUDIES PICS I WILL NOT POST THEM.
  MY NUDE BODY IS FOR MY HUSBAND AND GIRLFRIEND TO SEE ONLY!

  5.DO NOT ASK TO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND'S NUDE PICS I WILL NOT POST THEM.
   HER NUDE BODY IS FOR ME TO SEE ONLY NOT FOR MEN TO JACKOFF TO!

 6.DON'T ASK TO SEE MY HUSBAND'S NUDIE PICS THEY WONT BE POSTED!
    ONLY I CAN SEE HIS HUGE DICK AND SEXY BODY.

    7.DO NOT ASK FOR MY ADDRESS OR NUMBER.
     I WILL NOT GIVE THEM TO YOU.
 
 8.DO NOT ASK FOR MY GIRLFRIEND'S NAME NUMBER OR ADDRESS.
     I WILL NOT GIVE THEM TO YOU.

   9.MEN DO NOT AT ANY TIME SHOW MY YOU DICK. 
    I KNOW FOR A FACT MY HUSBAND'S DICK IS BIGGER!

   10.DO NOT TRY TO TALK ABOUT SEX TO ME!
    I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX!


If you want friends, go to fucking myspace or facebook, dont spew your bullshit here.

She is so quick to report, its disgusting *evil laugh*

22:12:44 [Dornhal dragon]: T.V. is more important then [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]'s child, let it be known

22:35:09 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: first off...your ass just got reported second off...i havnt watched tv in ages so fuck off and leave me be...you all bitch and complain about the "drama" and yet YOU are the ones creating it.


First off kitten bitch, That comment had nothing to do with T.V. maybe I didnt make that clear enough for you. And that was no bitching by any standards, oh no, I enjoy seeing you squirm like the maggot you are.

This is a conversation between myself and Doctor Bob, and yes, the SHEEP are you humans!




Me: I love Richard, thank Nekko for that

Him: Now I never really pictured him to be much for random violence...

Me: Nah, he isnt, neither am I, but our minds are twisted up in such away...
We went and saw Hellboy II and laughed, hysterically every time a human died. We laughed so loudly, other people actually joined in the laughing

Him: There's different kinds of violence, too, and some you can't help laughing at. That's excellent, I haven't seen that yet but my brother wanted to...oh yeah, laughter is totally conagious, and once the humans realize the laughter cue is death, they'll automatically go for it like the flock of sheep that they are. Too bad they're all headed for the slaughterhouse...

Me: That, is why we are laughing. We are just the wolves in black sheeps clothing, leading the others to their death for our own enjoyment.

Him: I like that the sheep are black. Damn straight, I've always been the black sheep of my clan, wouldn't have it any other way. Oh, and watching them succumb, unaware until the last minute, is one of the finest enjoyments...

ME: ah...goddess I could jerk off to that

Him: Ahahahaha, yes! That'd definitely drive the disturbing factor up quite a few notches for the poor, poor lambs. I love it

Me: on there way in to be slaughtered, past the point of no return they see the black sheep, the wolves, getting off on their plight. Hell yeah man, hell yeah

Him: They'll turn and look and chatter, confused, slightly panicked, searching for some sort of escape...only to become ever more panicked and frantic when they have to accept that they're trapped and gonna die horribly. Ooooh, they'll even try to bargain and whore for us.

Me: Begging, crying as they see the blades that will chop them into itty bitty bite sized chunks.

Him: ..Immediately picking up on the fact that we have such bright crimson red smiles because we're snacking on them as they get chopped, spitting bones and chunks of wool back at them

ME: We laugh, we jeer and mock them for the sheep they are, how good they taste, how tender the meat is...

Him: and how deliciously flavorful the fear and desperation is, especially to a background chorus of wailing and weeping and grinding crunching eviscerating machinery chugging along at full tilt.

Me: Blood and wool flying out of the machine, screeching and ripping away at a steady pace...ahh watching their friends and loved ones being ground up in front of their very eyes..

Him: with a special adapted-size intake opening on the side, for the little ones. Awwwwww.
You just know one of these sheep is gonna try to be the hero. We can't wait to make an example of him - he'll be begging for death.

ME: We will stop the grinder and bring their attention to him, then show them all why you will go in a neat single file line to die. Or, the alternative is to end up like him. We will make him suffer long enough to get the idea into their heads, then let him die somewhere where everyone can watch him die...slowly..

Him: Now that is exactly what I was picturing. And there'll be more than one, too, so we can hone our torture to death process into the most efficient killing process possible. Let's make them eat the examples once they're finally allowed to die.

Me: Oh my goddess yes.
Eventually we will have to hang a child by its entrails, still alive of course

Him: Oh, that is evil and wicked and most horrible....excellent. Hmmm, we'll need to apply tourniquets to prevent them from bleeding to death before they strangle.

ME: Of course, and keep them awake during the whole thing

Him:Conscious, awake, alert......afraid.

Me: Dont forget "in agony"
What are we going to do with all these ground up SHEEP?
Dogfood seems to good a fate for them...

"Ooohhh! Grandmother! look what biiig teeeth you have!.....No...no grandmother dont! OH GOD NOOOOoo!!!! AAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

These kinds of pictures turn me on more then anything else...its so romantic, and sexual, but without any nudity.

But I did, upon leaving my shift at wal-mart tonight, buy;
1. Mountain Dew Amp Overdrive
2. Zen relaxation CD
3. Trojan Condoms

Im actually not planning on doing anything all, night, long, but the cashier thought differently. When she told me to have a nice night, I winked and said; "Oh, I will..."

A true Dragon must follow all of these laws, and because of this, will have no problems following and enforcing them.

1. Uphold Draconic honor, no exceptions.

2. A Dragon will never intentionally harm another Dragon in any way, emotionally, physically, or spiritually, we have no need to. We are a united, euphoric society, and all of our arguments are always settled without violence or harsh words.

3. A Dragon will never unjustly kill another creature, with the exception of humans. Their betrayal of our trust and their own self-destructive ways have forever damned them. Justified reasons for killing include but are not limited to; Hunting, self-defense or defense of loved ones, revenge for an evil act of the past, for non-malicious sport, and for constant defilement of Draconic honor.


4. Dragons are to make sure that all interspecies mating does not result in half-breeds, though accidents do happen on very rare occasions.

Dear Master
I love you. You have a nice smile, stomach, chest, pride...(does everything count?). You make me aroused. You

should be cuddled more often. Someday I will sneak up behind you and put my hands over your eyes. You + me = something special.

If I saw you now I'd blush and pull you close to me. I want to be with you. I

would build a warm home just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be random song from my head... or something from Sweeney Todd....

We could mate under the stars.

Love,
Your Rose

(P.S. Your paws hold my heart.)

Except when the bullets start flying and people start dying, then your just like the rest; a scared guy with a gun trying to survive...

VG cats ~179~ VIVA LA REVOLUTION
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176

In the third panel, asking; "Daddy?"
what...is that creature?...that gives me such strong memories?...painful memories...

This is why I love Dragons...

Well it all started about 10 years ago. I was a total nerd, had very few friends and was bullied a lot. I was a wreck...eventually it built up to a critical level and I was beginning to think of suicide.

I was about to kill myself...as in the very day...by way of a knife in my throat...when I happened to see the movie Dragonheart. It changed me...the way Sean Connery played it...so honorable...so strong...Thats when I found the Draconic soul that has been living inside me...It brought me out...it changed me into who I am today.

Songs I need to remember to get:
In the arms of the angels
I need a Hero (shrek one, honestly its the best)

In the wake of announcing the existance of Grendel to all I will post up this fun little blurb, as proof that he changes my mood sometimes...

The context of this is:
In physics class, they had a tank of water and a tiny plastic submarine. They put a chemical in the sub and told us to document what happened, I got bored, and when I get bored, I get twisted. Here is what I wrote down:

5 min pass…
Sub sinks, screaming heard over radio…
10 min pass…
Sub still submerged, screaming has stopped…
15 min pass…
Sub emerges, rescue team dispatched…
20 min pass…
Sub sinks again, rescue team unable to escape…
25 min pass…
Sub rises to surface again, rescue team dead…
30 min pass…
Radiation leak discovered by second rescue team…
35 min pass…
Hazmat team dispatched, second rescue team dead from radiation overdose…
40 min pass…
Radiation levels rising, hazmat team reporting nausea…
45 min pass…
Radiation reaching critical levels, lost contact with hazmat team…
50 min pass…
Sub sinks again, many dead fish have floated to the surface…
55 min pass…
Sub assumed lost, rescue ship crew feeling sick…
60 min pass…
Rescue ship retreating, crew vomiting, some blood…
65 min pass…
Locked self in room, can hear lots of screaming…
70 min pass…
Screaming stopped, all others assumed dead…
75 min pass…
Feeling sick…miss family, hard to see
80 min pass…
Threw up, skin feels loose…lost a tooth…
85 min pass…
Bloody nose, skin hurts, hard to think…
90 min pass…
Skin falling off…tried to call family…tongue fell out…
95 min pass…
Teeth gone…lots of blood…painful…
100 min pass…
Why god? Why would you do this to me? Why would you let this happen?
105 min pass…
Cant stop crying, hurts so bad, fingers falling off…
110 min pass…
(pages are too smeared with blood to read)

"Mope"

This is the best song to play Half Life 2 too, dont believe me? try it...

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hangin' out like double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please?"
Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Play spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party Of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezin'
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party Of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood