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I love dumb people.

Me: "Oh, I'm alright. Maybe just a little bit thirsty."

Her: "Oh, I know exactly how that is. Every time I go into a bar I just get tons of guys numbers."

Me: "Er... I don't see how that's relevant. I'm thirsty and you get hit on?"

Her: "Oh it is. Everytime I go to a liquoredjfbdsjabdbfsjdkfbdsfBLARGGARBAGESPILLINGOUTOFYOURMOUTHdslkjdhfs. I'm known as the town whore because I've slept around with alot of people."

Me: "Definitely not related, I'm craving something to drink and you're a skank. No logic there."

Seriously, where do you people come from? I guess the retard strength in the gene pool helped you tard-charge to the egg the fastest.