1 - Go to wikipedia and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”. Third picture no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.

Public Diary Announcement:
I love dumb people.

Me: "Oh, I'm alright. Maybe just a little bit thirsty."

Her: "Oh, I know exactly how that is. Every time I go into a bar I just get tons of guys numbers."

Me: "Er... I don't see how that's relevant. I'm thirsty and you get hit on?"

Her: "Oh it is. Everytime I go to a liquoredjfbdsjabdbfsjdkfbdsfBLARGGARBAGESPILLINGOUTOFYOURMOUTHdslkjdhfs. I'm known as the town whore because I've slept around with alot of people."

Me: "Definitely not related, I'm craving something to drink and you're a skank. No logic there."

Seriously, where do you people come from? I guess the retard strength in the gene pool helped you tard-charge to the egg the fastest.