yay yet agian as always, im second best,

well second best would be an improvement, still always if im tryingt o just talk to a girl, if ANY guy comes by, they instantly loose interest and go to the other guy

so here at college i guess im 20,000th best,

A fun day in Rainforest Cafe ,,,,,,drunk with mates in college.

you all knwo those fill in story books for kidds ( blah blah fill blank balh blah )

here is mine .

My wackey water adventure

my words in all caps


One day, i went to the LAKE with my friend ME. I was so DRUNK, as i looked out over the PINK water, and I sayed to ME , "let's go BANGING!' so we took out our BALLS and WEINERS, and BANGED to the LAKE. After BANGING for a long time we were EXHAUSTED. So we took out our DILDOS and began to SWORDFIGHT., in the sistance we saw a MANBEARPIG splach out of the water. Wow tthat was EROTIC! i exclaimed. we kept watching and soon another one PILLAGED. then we decided to EJACULATE in the water for a while before it was time to go home . ewhat a RECOCKULOUS day.


the end!!!!