[Toddy]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2009-11-24
Written: (5275 days ago)
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hmm through all the pains of having flu, stain H1N1 at that, toddy will always be a goof ball

when dr refered to it as the swine flu, i couldnt hold myself back from oinking and squealing at the dr lady ,,

there was much rejoicing,,, veryyyy one-sided rejoicing

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Written about Tuesday 2009-11-24
Written: (5275 days ago)

you know how , just sometimes, you see the dirty dishes, and you find yourself doing them, i guess youd say out of self will, and in some ways your get a self gratitude of doing a job.

and then, if you get told to do dishes, it becomes a bother, and you if you do, do the deed, its not satisfying at all.

another thing is when being told you <3 somone, to me, no offence to anyone,but when one says <3 you , and the returned thing is <3 you too, it doesnt have much to it with me, the ones that mean the most, that i actually feel the most, is completely unprovoked, just out of no where, i dunno where ya been but i <3 ya anyway, ect, thas just how i am i guess, cause to be in routine to always say <3 you too, to me it looses its meaning soo much, just cause its habbit, the feeling behind it is lost

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Written about Thursday 2009-11-19
Written: (5280 days ago)

yay yet agian as always, im second best,

well second best would be an improvement, still always if im tryingt o just talk to a girl, if ANY guy comes by, they instantly loose interest and go to the other guy

so here at college i guess im 20,000th best,

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Written about Thursday 2009-04-09
Written: (5504 days ago)

A fun day in Rainforest Cafe ,,,,,,drunk with mates in college.

you all knwo those fill in story books for kidds ( blah blah fill blank balh blah )

here is mine .

My wackey water adventure

my words in all caps


One day, i went to the LAKE with my friend ME. I was so DRUNK, as i looked out over the PINK water, and I sayed to ME , "let's go BANGING!' so we took out our BALLS and WEINERS, and BANGED to the LAKE. After BANGING for a long time we were EXHAUSTED. So we took out our DILDOS and began to SWORDFIGHT., in the sistance we saw a MANBEARPIG splach out of the water. Wow tthat was EROTIC! i exclaimed. we kept watching and soon another one PILLAGED. then we decided to EJACULATE in the water for a while before it was time to go home . ewhat a RECOCKULOUS day.


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