This was an amusing conversation I had with Quadarrel today during lunch. He followed me to my locker, as usual (well, ours -are- right next to each other's XD) and we were looking out the window when he started an odd conversation. Well, I can't say it's odd for -him-... XD Q = him, A = me. X3

Q: ...So there's this tree out there.
A: *laughs* Okay?
Q: I wasn't finished!
A: Well, finish then!
Q: There's this tree out there...
A: XD
Q: Quit!
A: Okay, okay, I'm listening.
Q: So there's this tree out there. And there's, like, this -lump- under it. And the lump...has a penis.
A: XD What the hell are you talking about?
Q: That tree! *points*
A: O_o ... *grabs his apple juice*
Q: Don't drink it!!
A: ...Why?
Q: 'Cause I've got a cold sore.
A: Oookay.
Q: Do you WANT my cold sore?
A: ...No?
Q: Besides, it's on my butt.
A: If it's on your butt, that's not a cold sore.
Q: What -is- it, then?
A: Herpes? XD
Q: *after a moment* You know we're going out.
A: ...Since when? O_o
Q: Since now.
A: Ooookay then. o.o XD
Q: We have to kiss now.
A: Nooooooo we don't. o_o;
Q: Yes we do! *makes odd motions with his tongue waving in the air*
A: ... o.o
Q: Like that!
A: ...No.
Q: I...gotta pee.
A: So go to the bathroom! It's right around the corner!
Q: I can't! I won't make it!
A: XD Why not?
Q: Becaaaaaaause...those guys went in therrrrrrrrre...
A: o.o What guys?
Q: The ones over there!
A: *doesn't see anyone*
Q: And besides, they might be -doing stuff- in there. *demonstrates with his hands*
A: o.o
Q: *grabs her hand*
A: What -are- you doing??
Q: Put your hand...right...here...
A: *jerks her hand away and whacks him with her book*

Then the bell rang, I think. He's so stupid, though. XD

[Hook - Ciara]
I ain't never had nobody show me all the things that you been showin' me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gon' always be together, baby that's what you told me
And I believe it ('cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like you)

[Verse 1 - Bow Wow (Ciara)]
Now I done been with different kind of girls
Like I done seen em all but ain't none of them at all (like you)
And I done seen the best of the best
Baby still I ain't impressed cause ain't none of them at all (like you)
If you know how I feel when I chill
If I'm seen with a girl then she gotta be just (like you)
And baby that's the way I feel
And I got no choice but for me to keep it real
'Cause when we first got together started hanging out you was
Skeptical at first had to figure out if
I was the kind of guy to try to dog you out, but
I ain't that kind of guy you tried to make me out
You found out when you turned into my baby
I showed them other brothers how to treat a lady
I let you drive when I ride that Mercedes
And I ain't trippin or actin shady 'cause baby you know

[Hook - Bow Wow & Ciara]
I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you been showin' me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gon' always be together, baby that's what you told me
And I believe it ('cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like you)

[Verse 2 - Ciara]
And every time I think about you (I cry)
When you ride when you call when you come I (ride)
Your love is amazing to me
Can't wait til I see you (I wanna be wit you again)
And every time you're out on the road (I make a trip)
And whenever I'm doing a show (Don't you forget)
That I'm your (main chick)
Who got that (game chick)
One and the (same chick)
The one you can hang with

[Hook - Bow Wow & Ciara]
I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you been showin' me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gon' always be together, baby that's what you told me
And I believe it ('cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like you)

[Verse 3 - Bow Wow]
Okay when you hit the mall pop tags spend a few Gs (jazin?)
Hit the runway to a new season (season)
It ain't nothin it's you the one I care for
Feel like I ain't doing enogh that's when I share more (share more)
I give you this give you that what you need love (love)
You know I got it holla at me if you need love (love)
And affection cause i'll be your protection
Kinda hard job but i'll do it to perfection
And you can tell that I ain't tryna let you go
I get with you when I can so that's how I let you kno
And you be trippin cause sometimes I gotta go
But you the first one I hollared to right after my shows
And I was trippin in a sense I was tense
From my body loose around you what imma do without you
I gotta get it together say whateva
Since I met you my life seems so betta

[Hook - Ciara]
I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you been showin' me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gon' always be together, baby that's what you told me
And I believe it ('cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like you)

[Bow Wow & Ciara]
I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you been showin' me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gon' always be together, baby that's what you told me
And I believe it ('cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like you)

This is one of the prettiest R&B songs I've ever heard. :3

I'm gonna use this journal for now. Why?
a., I'm never on elftown anymore to use that one.
b., I've lost my LiveJournal password.
c., my Gaia journal is filled with other stuff to take care of.
d., I'm never on MySpace anymore.

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I digress. I wish my dad would take my to the doctor - my ear needs to be checked out, and I need to go back to school ASAP. I've got a computers presentation to do and a biology report to turn in, not to mention all the make-up work I've got. Mrs. Knieper never gave my doctor's note back, so now Ms. Lawrence can't excuse my absences, and since Ms. Balbough wasn't there yesterday, neither can she.

I swear, I'm gonna fail ninth grade. x_x It's not my fault they keep the school so unsanitary that I fall ill every other week. @_@

At least winter break is coming up. Sure, it's a week later than my brother's (so unfair Dx) but it'll suffice. A week or so away from worrying about my grades will be nice.

I want a report card soon. I need to know which classes need more improvement. Well, besides algebra; no need to tell me I'm failing that since I already know. n.n

Damned Sam is stealing again. She's gotten ahold of my poems, apparently wiped them all from this computer, and is claiming them as hers. Luckily I had them stored on an old ET wiki she wasn't aware of, so I was able to get them all back and then bitch at her on elfpack.

You won't believe all the poems and art she's claimed to have done, though. It's terrible. If she'd just practice instead of stealing, she'd get as good as I am (not trying to be cocky here) in no time. *sigh*

It's almost my birthday. I'm not as excited as I expected to be. I mean, really, it's just another year, right? No one'll get me anything (again), and I'm not throwing a party. There's just no sense in going through with all the hassle when just Sam would be there, and all we'd do is wander around outside in the cold (or, to her, looking for 'hot guys').

Oh yeah. I miss my Khai. ;; <3

Oh no, Matthew's awake. *dread* >.<