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Do you know what's really sad?
I walk past these people several times a week.
I even remember seeing the girl when she was pregnant.
This is a horrendous way to advertise my home city
but I think you guys should take a look at this:
Swansea Love Story
http://edition
BORED:
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Ash
-- Nicknames: Splash/Splashy
-- Birth date: 18/july/1988
-- Birthplace: waaaaayy down south
-- Current location: Swansea
-- Eye color: um, greeney hazel
-- Hair color: brown
-- Height: 5ft 11ish
-- Righty or lefty: Ambi =]
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Welsh
-- Your weakness: little people!
-- Your fears: being forgotten
-- Your perfect pizza: something thin and crispy, few different cheeses, olives, rocket/spinach
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: accomplish something
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I dont use AIM
-- Your most overused phrase: LOL. (out loud, not online)
-- Your thoughts first waking up: who the fuck are you?
---Your best physical features: my ass and legs according to becky. oh, and my penis.
-- Your bedtime: about 5am?
-- Your most missed memory: erm? I forgot
LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: Dandelion and Burdock
-- Fast food joint: Subway
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: fling on an Adidas Hoodie and just boogie woogie with me
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: neither
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: only herbals.
-- Cuss: yes
-- Sing: yes.
-- Take a shower every day: normally
-- Have a crush(es): maybeeee
-- Do you think you've been in love: yeah, it's shit
-- Want to go to college: I've been
-- Like high school: it was good
-- Want to get married: eventually :)
-- Believe in yourself: most of the time
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you're attractive: I've got a great rack ;)
-- Think you're a health freak: not really
-- Get along with your parents: yeah I suppose.
-- Like thunderstorms: yeah :)
-- Play an instrument: indeed
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yeah
-- Smoked: Yeah.
-- Done a drug: Yeah.
-- Had sex: Yeah .
-- Gone to the mall: yeah
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: yeah yeah
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: do granola bars count?
-- Gone skinny-dipping
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: maybe :)
-- Been caught doing something: yesh
-- Been called a tease: hahaha.
-- Gotten beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: I ate a grape in tesco recently
-- Changed who you were to fit in: definetly not
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: ermmm. 30
--How many and names of children: two. Oliver and Morgana.
-- Describe your dream wedding: one where all I had to do was turn up
-- How do you want to die: quickly
-- Where do you want to go to college: beeeeeeen
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: assassinated.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Czech Republic.
LAYER NINE
In a Girl...
-- Best eye color: I'm easy
-- Best hair color: dark
-- Short or long hair: I don't care.
-- Height: short
-- Best weight: whatever
-- Best articles of clothing: I like maxi dresses ;)
-- Best first date location: somewhere different
-- Best first kiss location: the lips?
LAYER TEN
--Number of drugs taken illegally: no idea
--Number of people I could trust with my life: 3ish
--Number of CDs that I own: ...a fair few
--Number of piercing: 5
--Number of tattoos: 1
--Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 20ish
--Number of scars on my body: a few, maybe 4.
--Number of things in my past that I regret: nothing at all :D
Anyone god with Sonnets?
I hate the bloodey things, but I have to write one for my Poetry module, on the subject of 'Love'
here's my first draft-
does this work?
what's bad about it?
Ode To An Everyday Love
The busy road outside hushedly roars,
The street light gives his skin an orange hue,
His chest rises and falls with gentle snores;
I lie awake and wonder what to do.
Our future plans don’t seem to coincide,
I worry that this love’s not meant to last.
Internal urges cannot be denied,
But life alone looks empty, dull and vast.
I briefly glimpse endearing, crooked teeth,
He turns to me with incoherent sounds,
His calloused hands remind me what’s beneath
Pointless distress; his gentle arms surround
Me. Soon I join his peaceful slumbering:
The future need not be encumbering.
sometimes.
I just LOVE being a socialite.
went in to uni today (a new one) to enroll. 4 different people came up to me saying things like 'oh hi aren't you splash, I know....' or 'hey aren't you that DJ guy?'
one guy. no, one GOD, came up to me and said "sorry to disturb you, but aren't you off ladslads? I've aregued with you on your blog over something silly before"
he. is. gorgeous.
we traded usernames and I loooked him up just now.
lookie.
nom. nom. nom.
Oh my!
I went to clean out my mouse cage about an hour ago,
and noticed the white one (called michael jackson) was a bit hyperactive and the back one (also michael jackson but female) was much skinnier.
when I moved the lid off their house, I was happy to find 10 baby mice!
gee whiz!
anybody want a mouse...? :P
LOL @ TWW Interview #40
gah when did I become such a fag?
I've fallen in love with every single Lush product.
currently 'Love Lettuce'ing it up ;)
andyone else aware of the Lush stuff?
soaps/bat stuff/showerst
Orgy time.
http://guyswit
and sometimes tingly >.<
*cries*
I missed the finale of Psychoville last week
or maybe the week before
and can't find it online anywhere :(
not even on BBC iPlayer!!
mehness
Lonely is just one word chosen to represent so much
To tell of feelings inside that the senses cannot touch
Lonely can be in the teardrops on a bereaved person’s cheek
Lonely can be in the silence of sorrows too deep to speak
Lonely can haunt a deserted room that Laughter once made proud
Lonely surrounds you when you’re alone or finds you in a crowd
Lonely is heard in echoed footsteps of a departing friend
Lonely penetrates the solitude of nights that will not end
Lonely will not listen to the pleadings of a broken heart
Lonely stays and torments until new Love shatters it apart
blaaaahhh
dwarf chinese hamster babies >.<
anybody want some?
I'm actually pretty excited at the prospect of being a Dom again.
It's been about 6 years since I last partook in to the whole BDSM thing, well... properly at least.
And I'm not entirely sure if I have it in me anymore.
I have plenty of ties, and the bed is pretty much made for people to be tied on to :P
I also have a few other restaints, a couple of "dog leads" and some other paraphernalia,
but what else might I need?
lol.
I found an old blog I started, and gave up on, a few years ago.
thought I'd give it a go again, so here it is
http://splashj
Reminder for Sophie:
My Birthday is in a month,
hire me a midget =]
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new zine
have a looksie
nowt special yet, tis under construction
I had a really good day today with lady hana [Tr!X*] - she came to visit me in my city, we did lunch and I took her on a mini-tour. we gots sexy new hats - pics to follow :P
I'm having a really good time right now with my life
lots of changes =]
Break my face in was the kindest touch you
Ever gave
Wrap my dreams around your thighs and
Drape my hopes upon the chance to touch your arm
Fabulous Muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench
No romance, no sexiness but
A star filled night
Kneeling down before now familiar flesh of your deformed penis
Wigging out before the unfamiliar flesh of my broken neck
Fabulous Muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench
Fabulous Muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench