[master splash]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2009-07-10
Written: (5428 days ago)

lol.

I found an old blog I started, and gave up on, a few years ago.

thought I'd give it a go again, so here it is

http://splashjones.blogspot.com/

18699  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-06-19
Written: (5450 days ago)

Reminder for Sophie:

My Birthday is in a month,
hire me a midget =]

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Written about Wednesday 2009-06-17
Written: (5451 days ago)

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=93880017615&ref=ts

new zine

have a looksie


nowt special yet, tis under construction

18609  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-06-11
Written: (5457 days ago)

I had a really good day today with lady hana [Tr!X*] - she came to visit me in my city, we did lunch and I took her on a mini-tour. we gots sexy new hats - pics to follow :P

I'm having a really good time right now with my life
lots of changes =]

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Written about Monday 2009-05-25
Written: (5474 days ago)

Break my face in was the kindest touch you
Ever gave
Wrap my dreams around your thighs and
Drape my hopes upon the chance to touch your arm

Fabulous Muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench

No romance, no sexiness but
A star filled night
Kneeling down before now familiar flesh of your deformed penis
Wigging out before the unfamiliar flesh of my broken neck

Fabulous Muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench

Fabulous Muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench

18355  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2009-05-25
Written: (5474 days ago)

went to the movies-comic-media expo in london yesterday
was a hell of a lot of fun - my first proper expo
the cosplay people looked awesome - wish I'd bothered to put some effort in and made a costume, but yesterday was boiling in london so perhaps it was for the best :D

and

myahhh

I forgot what I was gonna say



send me a message, I may have remembered it by then :P

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Written about Wednesday 2009-04-29
Written: (5501 days ago)

isn't it weird seeing old school friends after years of being apart
and finding out they have a weird job

I don't suppose my classmates would have expected me to be a DJ

but I found this a little while back
Grant was a dance student at the art school i went to

http://www.blakemason.com/modelbiog.php?id=52

I guess he's doing alright for himself :P

17984  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-04-09
Written: (5521 days ago)

here's an idea about the poster i'm making for my alt night at Hush, the gay bar, it's launching in a couple of weeks

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/kipperloony/HUSH.jpg>

obviously it's not done, but its shaping up alright

the middle bit is going to be filled with the bands/artists that'll be played
on the night
it's a rainbow, btw

thoughts?

17942  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-04-01
Written: (5528 days ago)

Rightio
I need some assistance kids

a gay club in the city is re-opening and they're having a complete image change

and i've been approached to run an 'alternative' night there


so I'm asking for some name suggestions


something witty or with a pun maybe

Cardiff has a night like it, called Hell's Bent

so was wanting to see what you guys would consider a good name for an "alternative" music night t a gay club

so far I haven't quite decided on the musical genres I'll be playing
but as it stands it'll primarily be rock/indie/electro/punkrock with touches of emo/ska/industrial/big beat/metal

essentially splitting standard alternative music with alternative dance (gotta keep the fags happy)

The club was called Hush, I think it's staying the same too.

please give your suggestions =]

17938  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-04-01
Written: (5529 days ago)

I now have both MSN messenger
and AIM

kipper_loony@hotmail.com


add me =]

17937  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-03-31
Written: (5529 days ago)

okay.
so I hate how I'm sort of in the process of falling for someone I don't even know.
especially as it's already happened once on here and I almost lost a good friend, an amazing guy
I don't want to lose this new guy, so until he reciprocates, if ever he will, I think I'll just have to try hard and play it cool.


in other news

the new Marilyn Manson stuff is pretty cool

and oooft not long now for my new position =]

17924  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2009-03-30
Written: (5530 days ago)

this is soooo weird

I'm actually having to decline job offers

I thought this country was in a recession and job losses were increasing

now i dont have enough time in the week to the work i have
let alone more

does anybody want to work for me? I could do with a PA :P

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Written about Thursday 2009-03-26
Written: (5534 days ago)

I really <3 The Knife


one night to be confused
one night to speed up truth
we had a promise made
four hands and then away

both under influense
we had devine scent
to know what to say
mind is a razorblade

to call for hands of above
to lean on
wouldn't be good enough
for me, no

one night of magic rush
the start a simple touch
one night to push and scream
and then releaf

ten days of perfect tunes
the colors red and blue
we had a promise made
we were in love

to call for hands of above
to lean on
wouldn't be good enough
for me, no

to call for hands of above
to lean on
wouldn't be good enough

and you, you knew the hands of the devil
and you, kept us awake with wolf teeths
sharing different heartbeats
in one night

to call for hands of above
to lean on
wouldn't be good enough
for me, no

to call for hands of above
to lean on
wouldn't be good enough
for me, no

17892  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-03-26
Written: (5535 days ago)

I've had a really good few days

just thought I'd share that with you






want a hug anyone?

they're freeeeeeeee =]



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Written about Tuesday 2009-03-24
Written: (5536 days ago)

i've always wanted to teach people
i'm a vegetarian
i love to cook
simple, teach people how to cook vegetarian foods

so i am
i was inspired last year by the Post Punk Kitchen
a web-based vegan cookery show
and my favourite cookery book, Vegan with a Vengence

so that's what i've been doing, planning a veggie food cookery show for youtube
today i'm running a trial
and as we speak, my Worcester and Black Olive bread is resting prior to being baked

anyone interested in seeing the 20min show?

17843  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-03-19
Written: (5541 days ago)

well that was weird

I was sent some nughty pictures, of myself
by someone I've soooort of known for a few years
these are pictures of me back when I was 17/18 or so?

and I'm tryng to figure out how he got them


nice of him to pass them along though :P

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Written about Wednesday 2009-03-18
Written: (5543 days ago)

I've decided to colour my hair again

back when I was younger, in my punkier/gothier days I used to dye my hair all the time
I have literally been EVERY colour
or at least one shade of each colour

dark red, bright red, burgundy, cosmic blue, bright blue (didn't last very long), teal, aqua, several shades of green, including lime, yellow, orange, magenta, bubblegum pink, white, black, grey, several shades of brown, blonde, and many varying shades of purple
I've also been gold and silver, though they weren't permanent dies

and as you can imagine, all of that colouring kind of killed my hair a bit
but it's been at least a year now and my hair's health is back to full health,
I want to re-colour it


any suggestions?
I've not been ginger
I'm not planning on it either

17794  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-03-13
Written: (5547 days ago)

seeing as it's 'Comic Relief' tonight

I'm gonna jerk off Robin Williams

17792  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2009-03-13
Written: (5547 days ago)

mehhh
i'm sick of drunken or otherwise meaningless sex

i miss waking up next to someone in the morning (or afternoon) and just snuggling :/

17768  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-03-11
Written: (5549 days ago)

ooooft

Splash Media is making a comeback.

I'm rather excited

17765  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-03-11
Written: (5550 days ago)

oh look












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