So my fuckbuddy IMed me today and he was like: Hi. Wanna have sex?

When guys are that straightforward, it makes me want to strange them. Subtlety is so much more sexy. Then he goes: Do you have any condoms?

As if! I've never bought condoms in my life! Not planning to either. And it's always a quickie with him. ''Have to leave in 45 minutes so hurry!'' Pfff.

So much for a conversation. He'd probably to open the door and shove his dick up there in the middle of the hall if he had anything to say about it.

Meh. I didn't go. If I wanna have meaningless sex, it should at least be spontaneous.