I was chatting with an ex boyfriend yesterday. Things got kind of flirty. He watched me on webcam and when we talked about going to bed we ended up telling each other what we wore at night. I admitted I only wore panties and then he said: I'd like to lie next to you sometime then.

It confuses me because he's the one who broke up with me and now it's like he wants me back or something. When I said I could find a job elsewhere, he was disappointed I'd leave and he used the kiss emoticon when he left.

So what should I do? So far, nothing has happened really. But it could.

So my fuckbuddy IMed me today and he was like: Hi. Wanna have sex?

When guys are that straightforward, it makes me want to strange them. Subtlety is so much more sexy. Then he goes: Do you have any condoms?

As if! I've never bought condoms in my life! Not planning to either. And it's always a quickie with him. ''Have to leave in 45 minutes so hurry!'' Pfff.

So much for a conversation. He'd probably to open the door and shove his dick up there in the middle of the hall if he had anything to say about it.

Meh. I didn't go. If I wanna have meaningless sex, it should at least be spontaneous.