Have you ever heard of the Rodeo? (s*x position)

It's when mount your woman from behind, start off slowly and then grab her love handles. Then tell her this is the position her sister loves and then see how long you can hold on for!

DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.

Behind this innocent smile of mine lay words that go unsaid, words of longing, love, anger, and hate all repeating inside my head. I just wish I could be as strong for myself as I am is for everyone else..

*hurt and crushed*

Well this night has been a real winner!
Almost went and beat a bitch
I walked into the china cabnet
we heard a strange sound from up stairs that had us scared outta our minds!
So Its bedd time for me

Yepp today is not my day! I didnt wake up in time to fix my sister's hair this morning. I slept all day. I burnt dinner! I cut my finger! I almost burn the house down. Any one else thing I should have stayed in bed?