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Sacrilege (Look who you are...)

Member #10290 created: 2010-03-01 10:13:15Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/sacrilege   

Name: My name is of no importance

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Titles
Rebel

Looking for
FemaleMale18-30 years
transsexuals

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: all sexes

Sexual perversions
feetgiving spankinghaving spanking
getting analsexgiving analsexdick-sucking
watching squirts

Body shape: fit

Height: 168

Age: 29Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 25

Description:
Hello there. Welcome to my humble home.


Time to update I guess.

The Basics

I'm 28 years old and work as a Group Home Manager. I'm a failed musician who's work would only be appreciated by the deaf, if I could be so lucky.

I have tattoos, used to have piercings. I just recently quit smoking, have very few friends, but those I have I know I can depend on if the time were to ever come.

I'm not the person you would want to have on your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team, albeit for my dry, sarcastic sense of humor.

I used to be addicted to MMO's but decided to take it easy on them after it cost me one of the best relationships I could have ever possibly had. Somehow, the thought of being with someone appeals to me more than gaming. I know, strange isn't it?

I don't care for racists, hypocrites, liars, cheaters, thieves or any person that intentionally does any kind of harm to another human being, animal or even plant just for their own amusement.

I believe that if everyone were to completely get along without any problems with each other, the world would be sent into a state of confusion, chaos and anarchy that no one has ever seen before.

I hate my laptop, my basement, politics, spiders, tight enclosed spaces (unless it's a warm, moist enclosed space that is. hehe), heights and most of all people that wear their pants around their knees.

Speaking of which, interesting fact for you. Did you know that the sagging of pants began in prisons in the United Strokes of America. I say strokes because that's all this country seems to do. Stroke each other. But, I won't go too deeply into that. Read above statement for details. Right, back to the point. Sagging ones pants was an indication that you were available to be anally taken advantage of by another inmate. Somehow, this has become a popular pop culture deal, and for some reason just bothers me.

The Perverted Stuff


Well, to start things off, I am pansexual. Which means I eat pussy, suck dick, fuck women, get fucked in the ass, fuck men in the ass and would love to be with a transsexual. Even if it only happened once. It also means that I don't give a rat's ass about your gender, or your looks. Also, if you're intelligent and show that intelligence, that is the biggest turn on EVER! So, I guess by that, you could also consider me a Sapiosexual.

I like feet, I can't explain it. It's this new thing that has occurred to me. I think that feet can be quite sexy, provided that they're clean.

I think that oral sex is one of the best things on the planet. I can't explain why I like the taste of pussy. Or the feeling of a dick in my mouth. It's just something that I like.

I also think that people should get over this taboo of anal sex. I have a saying that I've picked up in my 26 years on this earth. Plain and simple, "Don't knock it until you've tried it." Guys, if your woman expresses interest in anal sex, don't act like a moron and tell her that it's disgusting and that you'll never do it. Open your mind to the possibilities.
And ladies, don't freak out if your man wants to put it in your butt (sorry, I snickered a little bit writing that). You don't have to go balls deep the very first time. Give it a go. Start with some fingers, or if you and your man are brave enough, use your tongue. You'd be amazed. I promise you.

I'm also an advocate of safe sex. By safe sex, I mean using condoms, or any kind of contraception, preferably combined. Especially if you don't want that premature pregnancy. Don't be silly. Wrap your willy. That kind of thing.

I'm sure I've left something out of this, so please feel free to ask questions. After I've rested some, I'll post my views on some controversial subjects. Till next time folks.

More Basics


I don't have very many rules. Some of which I'll go in to. If you need someone to talk to, then feel free to send me a message. But, don't ask for my help, and then talk to me like I'm the one causing you stress, or whatever the issue may be. I'll listen to someone's problems, but I will NOT have them taken out on me.

I am unique in my beliefs and in my likes and dislikes. Yes, I may have many likes that others do, but I can almost guarantee that my reasons are far different than most. I do view myself as a unique individual. I do not place myself in a "clique" or stereotype. I am myself, and that's all I'll ever be. Don't expect me to change who and what I am just to fit your tastes.

Again, I appreciate being messaged but that's not to say you Have to message me whenever you visit my page. Goddess knows I don't message every single person that I visit. 

I adore making new friends and a decent conversation. And for the love of everything Holy, please don't send me one worded messages such as "Hi" or "Sup" or anything of the like. Start a conversation. It doesn't have to be incredibly long. But, I would honestly prefer a two-sentence minimum.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way. Please, feel free to enjoy your stay in my house, or you can leave. Whatever pleases you the most... I won't take any offense if you leave my page or even if you don't read ANYTHING I've written here.

Take good care now


Atreyu - My Fork In The Road (Your Knife In My Back)

So here we are, again
The same fork in the road
I hate you. You love me
This story's getting old
The day that I opened up
You shut me out for good
forgive, forget, fuck you
You are a liar and a whore


So take what you want and leave
You'll never get another part of

I remember the day that
I thought I would be free
I poured out my soul to you
exposed everything
next thing I know
my heart's broke
my hand it's much the same
I did my best to drink you away

So take what you want and leave
You'll never get another part of
You're poison on man's lips
Lured in by the curves of your hips
Come here boy, stand by me
Look my way, and have another drink

I should have got up
I should have got up and left you

and I will never be you're lover again
as far as I’m concerned, we are not even friends
this may not seem to subtle to you
the point I'm trying to make is we are completely through

So take what you want and leave
You'll never get another part of
You're poison on man's lips
Lured in by the curves of your hips
Come here boy, stand by me
Look my way, and have another drink


"Look Who You Are"


Asleep at the wheel
You didn't know till it's too late
'Til now you're blinded by the things you could not see
The land of the free, is no safe haven now
Because you don't want to try - you don't want to die
You've got everything in life but the answer's why
You don't really know how it's going to be
So pretend it'll be O.K.

Look who you are - just a member of society
In a tragic comedy - pretending it will be O.K.
Look who you are - just a particle of history
Another faceless nobody - pretending it will be O.K...
Look who you are.

A rat in a cage accept the things you can't deny
Do you - recognize the lie you have become - like everyone
You're afraid to face the truth
And now you can't get away - your fortune or fate and the answers that you seek always slip away
You don't really care - you don't have a prayer
Your escape will be your grave

Look who you are - just a member of society
In a tragic comedy - pretending it will be O.K.
Look who you are - just a particle of history
Another faceless casualty - pretending it will be O.K...
Look who you are.

So you just give up - yeah you just give in
You go to sleep and dream at night of the life that might have been
When you've had enough - How much can you take?
Just try to convince yourself everything will be OK
It'll never be OK

Look who you are - just a member of society
In a tragic comedy - pretending it will be O.K.
Look who you are - just a particle of history
Another faceless nobody - pretending it will be O.K...it'll never be O.K...
Look who you are!


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Just as a footnote, I am very much a gamer. Games such as DOTA, World of Warcraft, Diablo and games that can be played on just about any system intrigue me. I'm not a big fan of people that do nothing but bash such things. However, ironically enough, terms such as "Nerd" and "Dork" suit me well. But, moving to the point. If you soley message me to trash talk those who play MMORPG's, I believe we will have a solid problem.

Consider yourself warned.


Okay so. I finally decided to cave and fill one of these damn things out. And yes. I stole it from [Tigress Lilith]'s page.


[Basics]
Name : Devin.
B-Day : 10.25.88
Age : 28
Eye Color : It's been said that I have piercing ice blue eyes, but they do tend to change dependent of my mood.
Hair Color : Naturally blonde, however I dyed it brown pretty recently.
Height : 5'9" (175.26cm)
Best Feature : Eyes
Addictions : Music, Nicotine, Tattoos.
Pets : I used to have an adorable pet rat name Mira. Unfortunately, she died two years ago. :/
Piercings : Ears and snakebites.
Tattoos : Eight. Starting with the first: Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, Tribal Sun, Cross with Tribal, Dragon Eye, Kanjii for Dragon, Celtic Star, Slipknot Logo, Skull with a Dagger through it. I might add photos eventually. I know the description is vague, but if you're curious enough, you'll ask.
Nickname : Ducky, Squishie, Kyo, JustinSane, Sacrilege
Car: White 2012 Mitsubishi Galant
Parents still together : Yes.
Siblings : Four younger brothers.
Live with Parents? : Unfortunately, living back with my parents at the moment. Some shit went down in the beginning of 2014, and I've been struggling ever since. Physically, mentally and financially. So, before you get on your high horse and judge, don't assume you know the situation.

[Favorite/Most Important]
Feature of the opposite sex : I love a beautiful set of eyes. However, more of a guy answer I guess, I'm a tits and ass man. Also, INTELLIGENCE!
Spot to be touched : My shoulders and ears
Sports Team : Carolina Panthers. I'll watch other teams, but Carolina is my go to.
Holiday : Halloween.
Alcoholic Drink : I'll take a good old Crown and Coke. Patrón Silver, Jack Daniels.
Non-Alcoholic Drink : Sweet Tea
Quote : "It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people." - Giordano Bruno
Lesson Learned : Keep your friends close and your enemies within arms reach.
Thing a friend has done for you : Listen to me piss and moan about how shitty my life was years ago. [Tigress Lilith] was and is still that friend. As are [Deleted user], [D.K. Moubitt], and [The Skelebabe]
Thing you have done for a friend : Whipped her now ex-husband's monkey ass for putting his hands on her.
Baby names (girl) : Anastasia Christine, Avalon Rose.
Baby names (boy) : Eric Matthew, James Darion
Ben & Jerry's Flavor : Not sure about this one yet.
Starbucks Drink : Ew. Coffee. Disgusting.
Season : Autumn.

[Have You Ever]
Wished on a star : Pretty sure we all have at some point.
Been in love : Yes.
Been out of the country : Not yet.
Talked on the phone all night : Yep.
Bungee jumped : Hell. No.
Driven cross-country : Who drives cross-country anymore?
Had surgery : Yes.
Been told you might die : Yes.
Told someone you love them : Yes.
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them : Absolutely.
Asked someone out : Yes.
Kissed someone (made the first move) : Yes.
As a child, had a skip-it : Nope. I was the only kid in the neighborhood without one too.
What about a sock-em-bop-it : Take that! You bobbing spawn of SATANNNNN!
Kissed the same sex : Yes.
Gone out in public with your PJ's on : Not really. Unless it's out to the mailbox.
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose : Mountain Dew burns like a motherfucker that way..as does Crown Royal.
Had sex in a car : Actually, in my 10 years of sexual activity, I've never had sex in a car.

[Past Relationships]
Not quite sure how this is relevant..

[Current Relationship]
Donno how this is relevant either...

[School]
Public/Private : Community College
Best Friend : Without a doubt, Tim or Nikki. Maybe both.
Boy/Girlfriend : I was mostly single throughout my school years.
Job : Circle K. For the time being anyway. I'm also a musician.
Prom Date : Psh. Prom? Please.
Best Memory : Being asked out by someone two years older than I was. (Hey, it was a big thing for me. Shut up with your judging asshattery)
Worst Memory : Getting punched in the head by my ex with her engagement ring still on her hand.
Graduate(?) : I dropped out of high school when I was 17. Have my G.E.D
Leave a virgin : Nope.

[This or That]
Strawberries/Blueberries : Strawberries.
Meat/Veggie : Flat out, no bullshit. I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy.
TV/Movie : Movies. Unless the commercials are slightly humorous.
Hugs/Kisses : Both ^^'
Guitar/Drums : Guitar.
Chinese/Mexican : Chinese.
Day/Night : Night. Even though I still crash pretty early.
Cheerios/Corn Flakes : Cheerios :D
Snickers/MilkyWay : Snickers
Gold/Silver : Silver
Black/Brown : Black.
Elvis/Beatles : The Beatles.
Sprinkles/Icing : Cream Cheese icing is fucking amazing.
Cookie/Donut : Cookie.
Cake/Pie : Peanut Butter Pie :D
Coke/Pepsi : Coke.

[I]
am : the one you love to hate.
thought : I was going to give up halfway through this list.
need : a new job.
want : to get rid of this headache.
love : my music and friends.
hate : people who intentionally misquote things that are said to start a problem between two or more people.
wish I were : sleeping.
will always : be who I am. And there's nothing..you can do about it!

To Do List(Will check them off as I get them done):

[]Buy a Sword
[]Name it "Kindness"
[]Kill People with Kindness


A Side Not Seen


I guess, if the above survey and information didn't tell you enough about me, and you still have questions. Please feel free to ask. I'll answer any question. Regardless of how personal it may be.

Avenged Sevenfold - Trashed and Scattered

Keep on writing you're just raping yourself
(nothing can take my mind away from them)
Don't you ask about me, ask 'bout somebody else
(Once I've fallen there's many stories to tell)
I can't feel it, won't embrace it, it's overwhelming how far ya take it (stuck in a state of questioning)
And don't you tell me you know we' re destined,
you won't convince me, I won't listen
(Resentment building, you've put our lives on hold)

Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low
You waste breath while fuckin' with me, my blood is so cold
My destinations always are unknown, I'll find my way there
but Goddamn Motherfuckers always wasting my time

I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone
Sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes its toll
And don't you try to stop me, it's a place you'll never know
Don't try to judge or take shots at me, I'll never let you seize control

Play your game, and walk away your integrity don't mean shit
Crawl on me you fucking parasite, and I'm gonna take you out

Label me, that's fine, I'll be somebody else
(Nothing in front of me but holes ahead)
Lie about my life, have a story to tell
(Lights went down, was on the edge and I fell)
Oh you're so insightful, let me remind you to twist and break me,
should make you worried
(Long way to go and you're right there)
Two-faced liar, don't try and know me,
deceit brings fire, makes sure you can't breathe
(Pick at pieces of my body below)

I never bothered with all the rumors, too much garbage (all the same)
I'll stand right here, come on you falsehood deceitful liar
(There's no shame)
Don't ever take my side, I know you're never right, I'll justify the means (Nothing's what it seems)
I'll stand around and fight, but there's no point tonight,
been chained to this machine

Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low
You waste your breath while fuckin' with me, my blood is so cold
My destination is always unknown, I'll find my way there
but Goddamn imposter are you out of your mind?

walk down these roads alone and now you're seen here
My feelings that I'm having towards you are perfectly clear (I control this ride)
My devils appetite is tonight and now I'm alright
But you Goddamn Motherfuckers always wasting my time

Play your game and walk away cause your integrity don't mean shit
Crawl on me you fucking parasite, and I'm gonna take you out

I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone
Sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes its toll
And don't you try to stop me, it's a place you'll never know
Don't try to judge or take shots at me, I'll never let you seize control

Don't try and get the best of me (No one can help but your own self)
City makes my body ache (Lonely, don't try to prey on me)x2
I feel your world keep dying, no more use in tryin'
And my body's trashed and low,
but to you I'll never show myself for what's inside
And I've seen it all before but I'll settle the score,
I'll never join your side


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Reaper's Naughty Thick Chicksa little more Ophi a little less modesty
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Gender: male

Place of living: USA-North Carolina

Exact place of living: Statesville

Known languages
English

General Interests
artbooksgames
electronicsfilmmotorcycles
musicpoetryplain role playing
science


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