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NarcolepticLycan (Death is easy, thats why life is hard)

Member #4883 created: 2006-09-03 17:12:08Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/narcolepticlycan   
Email: Lothario_999_Satan@hotmail.com

Name: Lothario Damian Malachi

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Titles
Drunk-assSlutSlave
AdventurerSex-monsterRebel
Obedient servant

Looking for
FemaleHorny CoupleSexaddict
18-30 years31-45 yearsMistress
Slim peopleTall Peoplebisexuals
hypersexed

Civil status: owned

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Sexual perversions
bondage-makingbondage-tyingwatching
having spankinggetting analsexgiving analsex
watching squirts

Body shape: muscular

Height: 173

Age: 28Year of birth: 1985Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 30

Description:
[OUR PORNOS]
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By:Chris Rybicki
Eagar and yearning,
brings a passionate learning.
Gorgeous and intelligent,
erotic and hellbent.
WiKiD Sexy Ninjette,
my amazing Juggalette.
Riddlebox decides your fate,
it ain't lookn great.
Wraith takes your soul,
with complete control.
I'm numbered three,
turn the crank connected to me.
She's numbered six,
Mistress of the Styx.
*MMFWCL - WHOOP WHOOP*

A Satanist Death

A Satanist dies and to his great surprise he finds himself standing before some pearly gates.

[Satanist:] "Where am I?"

St. Peter: "You're at the gates of Heaven"

[Satanist:] "But I dont believe in Heaven"

St. Peter: "You're one of those arent you?"

[Satanist:] "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place Im supposed to be on Earth."

St. Peter: "Sorry, We took over Earth, and its temporarily closed for remodeling."

[Satanist:] "What should i do now?"

St. Peter: "Well since we dont allow Satanist in Heaven, you'll have to go to Hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads down and to the left."

The Satanist walks down to Hell where the gates are standing wide open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water.
He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely.

"Hello, Im Satan. You must be the guy St. Peter called me about. Are you Satanic?"

[Satanist:] "Yes I am. What's going to happen now?"

Satan: "Well the fishings good if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshments stand just down the road. And I believe the Satanic meeting grounds are right over the next hill."

Suddenly a hole opens up in the sky above and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur and firing brimstone fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit which immediately closes with a thud.
The Satanist hardly believes what he just saw.

[Satanist:] "And what was THAT?!?!"

Satan rolls his eyes: "Oh just ignore them. They're Christians, they wouldnt have it any other way."

Favorites
( Shade ) black
( Color ) red
( Animal ) wolf
( Vehicle ) McClarren F1
( Flower ) Tulips
( Beer ) Everclear
( Book )  Satanic Bible
( Author ) Stephen King
( Band ) Cradle of Filth
( Song ) Nymphetimine
( Movie ) The Animatrix
( Extracurricular Activity ) Dancing!

Do you:
( Color your hair? ) Sometimes
( Have tattoos? ) yes
( Piercings? ) Yes
( Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ) no
( Floss daily? ) No
( Own a webcam? ) yes
( Ever get off the damn computer? )Yep
( Gotten a speeding ticket? ) no couldnt catch me
( DUI? ) Nope!
( Been in a wreck? ) yes
( Been arrested? ) yes
(Stolen a car? ) yes
( Stolen anything? ) yes
( Smoke? ) Yeah
( Pot? ) yeah
( Crack? ) once
( Drink? ) Yeah

Have you ever:
( Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ) Yes
( Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? ) yep
( Posed for nude pics? ) yes
( Considered a life of crime? ) yes
( Considered being a Gigalo? ) yes
( Maybe a pimp? ) yep
( Cheated on someone? ) almost
( Been married? ) yes
( Been divorced? ) yes

Are you:
( psycho? ) nooooooooo
( Split personalities? )yes no shut up
( Schizophrenic? ) no
( Obsessive? ) Depends on what it is
( Compulsive? ) yes
( Obsessive Compulsive? ) cleaning...yes
( Panic? ) no
( Anxiety? ) no
( Depressed? ) yes
( Suicidal? ) sometimes
( Homicidal? ) Very much sometimes
( Genocidal? ) yes
( Pedophile? ) no
( Obsessed with hate? ) yes
( Mutilate animals? ) no
( Idolize infamous criminals? ) yes
( Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? )yes
( Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? ) i have
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Heritage: Polish
Your fears: oblivion nothingness
Your perfect pizza: bbq+pineapple+and+pepironi
Goal you'd like to achieve: be somebody special
Your most overused phrase: that sucks monkey balls
Your first thought when you wake up:what the hell im i going to eat
Your best physical feature: eyes and personallity
Your bedtime: when i want to
Your most missed memory: ________
Soda: mtn dew
Best fast food joint: mcdonalds
Single or group dates: ______
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
Smoke: sometimes
Cuss: sumbitch
Sing: yes
Take a shower every day: yes
Have a crush(es): yes i have a lot
Do you think you've been in love: yea
Want to go to college: yes
Want to get married: maybe
Believe in yourself: yes
Get motion sickness: no
Think you're a health freak: no
Get along with your parents: NOPE not my dad
Like thunderstorms: yes
Play an instrument: yes several
Drank alcohol: yea
Smoked: yes
Done a drug: yes
Had sex: yes
Made out: yes
Gone on a date: yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yes
Eaten sushi: yes
Been on stage: yes
Gone skating: yes
Made homemade cookies: yes
Gone skinny-dipping: yes
Dyed your hair: yes
Stolen anything: yes
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
Been caught doing something that you shouldn't be: yes
Been called a tease: yes
Gotten beaten up: yes
Shoplifted: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: no
Age you hope to be married:________
How do you want to die?: I dont
Where do you want to go to college: CalTech
What do you want to be when you grow up: __________
What country would you most like to visit: Jamica
Best articles of clothing: skate wear
Best first date location: mall
Best first kiss location: school
Number of drugs taken: alot
Number of people I could trust with my life: 1
Number of CDs that I own: to many
Number of piercing:11
Number of tattoos: 9 but I want a body suit
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:0
Number of scars on my body: alot
Number of things in my past that I regret: to many



X MEANS I HAVE ( ) MEANS I HAVEN’T
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WITH TONGUE
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX WITH TONGUE
(X) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
( ) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LUST
(X) I HAVE HAD SEX
(X) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(X) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP
(X) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP SEXUALLY
(X) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
( ) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
( ) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
( ) I HAVE EGGED A CAR AND/OR HOUSE
(X) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X) I HAVE RUN FROM THE COPS
(X) I HAVE STOLEN A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT

*Name? Lothario
*Age? 21
*Male or female? male
*Location? usa
*Are you a virgin? no
*Age of First Kiss? 7
*Age you first masturbated? 8
*Age you first had a hand-job? 8
*Age first had recieved oral sex? 7
*Age first given oral sex? 7
*Age lost virginity? 7
*Favorite sex position? doggie style
*Do you make booty calls? no
*Have you responded to a booty call? no
*Had sex with a member of the opposite sex?yes
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? yes
*Had oral sex? yes
*Had anal sex? yes
*Had sex with someone you met online? yes
*Had sex with someone you met on MySpace? no
*Kissed anyone you met on MySpace? no
*The last time you had sex was? 10 days ago
*The last time you fooled around with someone? last night
*Had cyber sex? yes
*Kissed a member of the same sex? yes
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? lots
*Kissed in public? yes
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes
*Devoted a whole day to sex? yes
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? yes
*Received open praise for sexual technique? yes
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? yes
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? yes
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? yes
*Had sex while totally dressed? no
*Had sex while standing up? yes
*Had sex in the kitchen? yes
*Had sex in your bedroom? yes
*Had sex in the laundry room? yes
*Had sex in your bed? yes
*Had sex in your parents bed? yes
*Had sex on a table? yes
*Had sex in a bathroom? yup
*Had sex during a party? yes
*Had drunkin sex? yes
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? no
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? of course
*Had sex during her "monthly visit"? yes
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yes
*Used ice erotically? yes
*Used hot melted wax erotically? yes
*Shaved your pubic hair? yes
*Used a sex toy? yes
*Own a sex toy? yeah
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? yes
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? nope
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? nope
*Given sex in sympathy? yes
*Had sex with a virgin? yes
*Ever cheated on someone? no
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? yes
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? yes
*What is the most you've done with them? alot
*Had sex with just a friend? yes
*Had sex with anothers mate? no
*Had sex with a teacher? yes
*Had sex with a boss? yes
*Had sex with a relative? hell no
*Had sex with a pet? hell no
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? yes
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? yes
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no
*Had more than 20 sexual partners? yes
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? yes
*Made out with more than 20 different people? yes
*Fooled around with more than 20 different people? yes
*Had a menage-a-trois? yes
*Had group sex (more than 3)? yes
*Participated in a swap/swinging club? no
*Had two regular partners at the same time?no
*Had sex in a public place? yes
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight?yes *Had sex on the roof of a building? yes
*Had sex in a stationary car? yes
*Had sex in a taxi cab? no
*Had sex in a moving car? yes
*Are you a member of the mile high club? yes
*Had sex outdoors at night? yes
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? no
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? yes
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? yes
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? yes
*Had sex at your office or other work area?yes
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? yes
*Had sex in a public restroom? yes
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? no
*Had sex in a dark theatre?
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub? yes
*Had sex in an elevator? yes
*Had sex in a cemetery? yes very exciting
*Had sex in a store dressing room? yes
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? no
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? yes
*Felt a stranger up? yes
*Looked at a nude magazine? yes
*Looked at an explicit magazine? yes
*Watched a porno? yes
*Look at porn online? yes
*Seen a live stripper? yes
*Seen a live sex show? yes
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? yes
*Showered with a partner? yes
*Bathed with someone? yes
*Flashed someone? yes
*Streaked with a group of six or more? no
*Stripped for someone? yes
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? yes
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? no
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? yes
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yup
*Showered while someone watched? yes
*Masturbated? yes
*Masturbated while someone watched? yes
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people? yes
*Masturbated covertly in public? yes
*Masturbated while on the phone? yes
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? about 4 weeks
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam?yes
*The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? yesterday
*Masturbated to someone's picture? yes
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching? yes
*Been walked in on while having sex? yes
*Walked in on someone else having sex? yes
*Had phone sex? yes
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes
*Been the photographer for a nude photo? yes
*Been photographed nude? yes
*Been photographed having sex? yes
*Been videotaped having sex? yes
*Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? yes
*Did this quiz make you horny? hell yeah





Gender: male

Place of living: Travelling around

Exact place of living: in the shadows waiting for a victim

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