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Member #5472 created: 2006-11-19 00:19:22Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/5472   
Email: crystalbordman@gmail.com

Name: crystal a bordman

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Titles
SlutSlaveAdventurer
Sex-monsterMasterMistress
Bondage artistBondage artRebel
Obedient servant

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleMale
SlaveSexaddict18-30 years
31-45 yearsMasterMistress
Fat peoplehypersexed

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: same sex

Sexual perversions
bondage-makingbondage-tyingwatching
rapinggiving spankinghaving spanking
getting analsexchastity

Body shape: a little overweight

Height: 59

Age: 35Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 25

Description:
hi my name is crystal fields I am married my husband and me are on here looking for a plaything for me and maybe in real life so lets see how it goes.....

  [If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.]

I LOVE [wingnut]

[Daemon] protects this house so if u hurt this person then u have to answer to me



[silver tongued devil] loves this house and owns this house. so if u have a problem then talk to me



[Death's Hellhound] protects this house if u hurt this person u have to answer to me



[gone forever] protects this house if u miss with this person u have to answer to me


[dark_wing] protects this house if u hurt this person then u have to answer to me


SOME OF THE NICEST POEPLE I HAVE MET ON HERE:
[WALICE 111] [silver tongued devil] [Shadowsan] [gone forever] [Daemon]
[dark_wing],[ChaosDragon17],[hot_dude]

My Love-[phoenix fire]
My Number 1 =[Tabkyle],[vincint (saint)],[haloboys_17],[IceDragonKing],[ChaosDragon17],[hot_dude],[James T.]
My Mummy =
My Boyfriend = [dark_wing],[James T.],[rodas]
My Daddy =[Quid]
My Son=
My #1 Sister=[Audrey!]
My Sisters =[gone forever],[Sinful Raine666],[Audrey!]
My Brothers =[
My Daughter =
My girlfriend =[kinky goth bitch
]
My Romeo =[Tabkyle],[nothing left],[super geek],[vincint (saint)],[James T.]
My Fairy God Mother =[Doll],[kinky goth bitch]
My Whore =[Tabkyle],[nigga gone],[verne_p]
My Idol =[Doll]
My Stalker =[vincint (saint)],[James T.]
My Bitch =[nonono],[nigga gone]
My Star =[gone forever],[kinky goth bitch],[shawty]
My Angel =[foxyvixen17],[Death's Hellhound],[gone forever],[kinky goth bitch]
My Devil =[Sinful Raine666],[nothing left],[Trespasser],[super geek],[vincint (saint)],[nigga gone],[mystik warrior of anubis]
My Funny guy =[nothing left],[super geek],[vincint (saint)],[nigga gone],[IceDragonKing],[James T.]
My Hottie =[Tabkyle],[super geek],[vincint (saint)],[nigga gone],[James T.]
My Huni =[IceDragonKing],[James T.]
My Soulmate =[James T.]
My Partner In Crime =[Bones1989],[nothing left],[Trespasser],[super geek],[nigga gone],[James T.]
My Guardian Angel =[gone forever],[ kinky goth bitch],[mystik warrior of anubis]
My Babe =[Tabkyle],[James T.]
My Baby boy =[Tabkyle],[vincint (saint)]
My Sexy girls =[gone forever],[kinky goth bitch]
My pets =[Tabkyle],[super geek],[vincint (saint)],[CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]
My Secret Admirer =[IceDragonKing],[James T.],[hi ladies],[mystik warrior of anubis]
My Dirty Dancer =[vincint (saint)],[mystik warrior of anubis]
My Body guard =[Peace.],[Death's Hellhound],[Trespasser],[nigga gone],[gone forever],[James T.],[hi ladies],[CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!],[mystik warrior of anubis]
My sexy guy =[Tabkyle],[nothing left],[Trespasser],[vincint (saint)],[nigga gone],[Deleted user],[James T.],[hi ladies],[CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]
My Prince Charming =[Bart],[nothing left],[James T.]
My Camping Partner =[Vincent (saint)]
My Man slut =[Gone_for_good],[nigga gone]
My Slaves =[Tabkyle],[vincint (saint)],[nigga gone],[hi ladies],[CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]
My Buddy =[DroopySleepy],[IceDragonKing],[hi ladies]
My Soulmate =[James T.]
My Best man =[IceDragonKing],[hi ladies]
My Lover = [CASPER],[James T.]
My Best friends =[kinky goth bitch],[gone..nvr cmn bck],[gone forever],[James T.]
My Smexy Vampire =[Death's Hellhound],[gone forever],[ kinky goth bitch],[CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]
My Twilight =[gone forever],[kinky goth bitch]
My Mistress =[nothing left],[shawty]
My Right Hand Man=[nothing left],[super geek],[James T.]
My Left Hand Man=[nothing left],[super geek],[James T.]
My Advisor=[ChaosDragon17],[James T.],[CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]
My Friends with benefits= [scooner],[super geek],[nigga gone],[verne_p],[IceDragonKing],[hi ladies],[CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]
My master= [shadows of life],[shadowprince],[Trespasser],[Peace.],[venom1],[haloboys_17],[buckforester]
My fiance=[silver tongued devil]
My Sexy Cyber Partner=[Mad Rick],[James T.]

You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you

If U love me ...... leave me a comment
If U like me ...... leave me a message

If U wanna date me ...... leave your number

If U wanna marry me ...... leave a "will you marry me?" message

If U think i'm SEXY ...... leave a comment on one of my pics

If U care about me ...... leave a caring message or comment

REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES

[Ask me any 4 questions & I will answer them all honestly, but in return you have to post this in your house]
[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.]


How to use the Playstation EyeToy on Windows

For Christmas a Playstation 2 Eye toy entered the home, and it's a pretty neat little toy when hooked to the PS2. However, it turns out that it's also a dirt cheap, high quality camera compatible with the PC after a bit of hacking!

Here's how to turn your EyeToy camera into a webcam compatible with Skype, MSN Messenger etc. I just did this, and you can too:

Connect your Eye Toy to your USB port. Windows will show a popup showing either 'Found New Harware: Eye Toy Namtai' or '... Logitech'.

Unplug the camera.

Now download the drivers of D-Link DSB-C310 v1.10, which is a camera that uses the same chipset (OmniVision OV519 series). The drivers can be found here:

ftp://ftp.dlink.com/Usb/dsbc310_revB/Drivers/dsbc310_winxp2k98se_driver_110.zip

Now comes the next, important steps:

Unzip the drivers in any folder you'd like (for example C:\TEMP\Eyetoy\ or anywhere you can comfortably find back). It should look something like this:

Open the file OV519.inf using Notepad:
Open the file in Notepad

Hit Ctrl+H & replace all ocurrences of VID_05A9&PID_8519

VID_054C&PID_0154 if your camera identifies itself as Eye Toy Logitech
or
VID_054C&PID_0155 if your camera identifies itself as Eye Toy Namtai.
Search replace

Replace all instances.

Then search for
DeviceDesc="D-Link VGA Webcam"
and replace the content from "D-Link VGA Webcam" to "Eye Toy". This is only in one place.

Save the file using the same name. You might have to unset the read-only bit on the file first. (Go to the Properties and uncheck the checkbox saying Read Only):

Connect your Eye Toy to your USB port. Windows will ask you for the driver. Don't let it connect to Windows Update (you won't find anything there of interest anyway), but point it to the folder you chose in the step above. Windows automatically installs the required drivers and you're now all set!!

You can test your new webcam by running for example Skype or MSN Messenger and do webcam setup there!

My very initial testing of the EyeToy Namtai shows that it is capable of a resolution of 640x480 pixels and the default colour balance, framerate etc. seems very good..


Credits to forum.hardware.fr and Shazbot blog for inspiration.

Update: for your ease of use, I have uploaded a set of drivers for both the eyetoy versions (Namtai & Logitech) here: ftp://ftp.jacobsen.no/pub/drivers/eyetoy/ - download the one that fits your camera, unzip and point the Windows new hardware wizard to the directory where you put the files.

Update2: As I'm googling more, I've found more links about this: see also:
http://www.jamespo.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/eyetoy/
http://www.ionstorm.co.uk/files/eyetoy.php

Comments

thanx a lot did not know that i could use this as web cam for my niece. bought her the eye toy for for b-day and games for xmas. was looking for other games b/c they love so much. thought this was awesome...thanx again now she thinks i am a computer wiz.
Posted by: james on January 18, 2006 10:39 PM

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I LOVE [wingnut] HE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME SO IF ANYBODY FUCKS WITH HIM THEN I WILL BE REALLY PISSED OFF WITH U SO DON'T FUCK WITH HIM OR U WILL HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH....


the bands that i love are:
avenged sevenfold
sick puppies
korn
black keys
papa roach
metallica
chevela
silversun pickups
hinder
smashing pumpkins
rage against the machine
green day
audioslave
blink182
my chemical romance
godsmack
linkin park
weezer
slipknot
rise against
coldplay
311
seether
evans blue





[If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.]


[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]



[Repost:
Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak

If you're against abortion, repost this.
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Missing: </center>



1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Dick/Boob Size:

4. Favorite position (s) ?

5. Do you think i'm hot?

6. Would you have sex with me?

7. lights on or off?

8. Would you have to be drunk?

9. Would you take a shower with me?

10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

11. Would you leave after or stay the night?

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

13. Condom or skin?

14. Do you give Oral pleasures?

15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

16. Have sex on the first date?

17. Would you kiss me during sex?

18. Do you think I would be good in bed?

19. Would u have a 3-some with me?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

26. Who would be in control?

27. Would you pull my hair?

28. Would you let me pull yours?

29. Would you whisper in my ear?

30. Would you talk dirty to me?

31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

32. Would you say my name?

33. Would u give me head/eat me out?

34. Would you let me give you a hickie?

35. How many rounds would we go?

36. What would you wanna do afterwards?

37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

38. Would you lick and bite me all over?

39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

40. Would you want me to take my time?

41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

42. Would you want fast or slow?

43. Would you be loud or quiet?

44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

45. Would you do it today?

46. Would you do it tomorrow?

47. Would u wanna make me moan?

48. What position would u ........ want me to have u in?

49.Would u fuck me hard?

50 .Would u fuck me the first night u met me?

51. Would u fuck me in the shower?

52.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me?

53. Would you let me handcuff or tie you up to the bed and fuck you?

54. Would you lock me up and tease me?

55. Would you let me lock you up and tease you?

56. What makes u want 2 fuck me?

57. Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked?

58. Would u fuck me in front of people?

59. Would u fuck me again and again?

60. Would u have cyber sex with me?

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