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Member #5793 created: 2006-12-29 08:31:43Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/-im-a-fake-   

Name: hahaha the shit!!!!

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hahahaha... no nudity.

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my friend bowie.again.not naked ^___________^...
you cant have him ner ner ner ner ner...
can you tell i didnt have anything else to put up?? :P

Titles
Drunk-assSlutSlave
Sex-monsterCrazy kidBondage artist
RebelObedient servant

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleMale
Sexaddict18-30 yearsMaster
MistressSlim peopleShort people
Tall Peoplebisexualshypersexed

Civil status: for sale

Sexual preference: all sexes

Sexual perversions
necrophiliabondage-makingbondage-tying
stalkingrapinghaving spanking
getting analsexdick-suckingdeformations

Body shape: big breasted

Age: 19Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 10

Description:

Heyyyy...



i'm here for fun ^_________^;;

fun is... fun

do you like to have fun??

if you do then message me!!

^_______________________^


...woahh...your fricken hot!!

wanna fuck??...


DaNgEr[!]![!]



some

info

about

me!!!!


(x)= i have never
(_)= i have.




I NEVER
(_) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAD SEX
(x) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAD A THREESOME
(x) I BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I HAD ORAL SEX
(_) I MASTURBATED
(_) I HAVE RECIEVED BJ/LICKED OUT


LAYER ONE
-- Name: emma
--Nickname: EMwardo
--Birthdate: 10th june
-- Birthplace: perth...somewhere
-- Current location: perth...somewhere
-- Eye color: blue...green
-- Hair color: black and pink currently
-- Height: short
-- Righty or lefty: lefty




LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: english
-- The shoes you wore today: converse
-- Your weakness: i get attached easily
-- Your fears: having children
-- perfect pizza: a pizza that doesnt bite back!!!
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: screw everyone in the world that doesnt have a wierd disease.




LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: indeed...or dude.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: shit!! im still alive!!!
-- Your best physical feature: my hair it rocks!!!... or my eyes... maybe my tits... lol
-- Your bedtime: whenever i pass out?
-- most missed memory: uhm... cant remember




LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: something lemon
-- Fast food joint: food...ugh
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: neither- fuckin cons!!
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate- but its too fattening either way
-- Cappuccino or coffee: both...mmmm







LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: no
-- swear: fuck yes!!!!!!
-- Sing: Yep in a band
-- Take a shower every day: yes
-- have a crush: yeah
-- Do you think you've been in love: no...what the fuck is that?
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: No...who the fuck does??
-- Want to get married: No...but im gonna have to.
-- Get motion sickness: ...maybee...
-- think ur attractive: Not at all
-- Think you're a health freak: yes
-- Get along with your parents: nup...theyre fucked
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes




LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: YES
-- Smoked: no..eww
-- Done a drug: Not ever
-- Had sex: yepp
-- Made out: yepp
-- Gone on a date: uh huh
-- Gone to the mall: whats a mall??
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Hell fucking yes!!! Oreos rock!!!
-- Eaten sushi: eww no
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Gone skating: Nope
-- Made homemade cookies: if i did...watch out
-- Gone skinny-dipping: yuh huh!!!
-- Dyed your hair: cheaa
-- Stolen anything: yepp




LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Hell yeah!!!
-- Been caught doing something: yer... my bfs parentals know too much...
-- Been called a tease: yes
-- Gotten beaten up: yes
-- Shoplifted: yup
-- Changed who you were to fit in: nope neverr...




LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: this year...or as soon as i turn eighteen
-- Numbers and names of children: all adoptees.
-- Describe your dream wedding: i wear black, they wear white ^_______^
-- How do you want to die: by self hand
-- Where do you want to go to college: somewhere...??
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a mortician and tatoo artist/piercer
-- What country would you most like to visit: the entirety of europe.backpacking style...
-- Who is your guardian/ most loved person: my pants...theyre name is larry!!!







LAYER NINE
In a Guy
-- Best eye color: green
-- Best hair color: black
-- Short or long hair: long

-- Height: height never bothered me
-- Best weight: i wudnt really care... just average wud do.
-- Best articles of clothing: a trenchcoat...i love those things.
-- Best first date location: a cemetary
-- Best first kiss location: in front of an angel statue in the cemetary...




LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 8
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: none....not even me
-- Number of CDs that I own: 148 not including burnt ones.
-- Number of piercings: 3
-- Number of tattoes: none but going too.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 4 times i think...
-- Number of scars on my body: too many...



RulesWhenMessagingMe!!!x

yes...i am too kool. so i do have rules for messaging me... read them. else i will have to kick your ass ^____________^

1)if you dont have pics FUCK OFF
2)if you're old (any one over 30 is advised that they are likely to be ignored...there are exceptions)FUCK OFF
3)if you dont have a picture...FUCK OFF
4)if you write ["i dont cyber- SO DONT ASK"] on your house...FUCK OFF (its a cybering site..fucks)

more when i can be arsed!!!

Gender: female

Place of living: Australia

Exact place of living: in my pants

Known languages
CroatianCzechEnglish
FrenchGermanIndonesian
ItalianJapaneseRussian
SpanishThai

General Interests
alcoholartdancing
fashionmusicparty
pornplain role playingtravelling
writing


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