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We're All Addicted To .// Something \\. (Rawr!!! New Pikkz!!)

Member #7427 created: 2007-08-28 14:16:46Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/7427   

Name: Jawzy.

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Me. =] I had a halloween photoshoot. =] I'm supposed to resemble a vampire.

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Teh pikchure of mee hairz. =D <333

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Me at the lake in town. =] Gawsh I'm so cool.

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My Shadow.<3 She's my Ah-dorable little black dwarf bunneh. Ain't she an ickle kyutie?

Titles
SlutSlaveCrazy kid
Bondage artistBondage artRebel

Looking for
FemaleMaleSlave
SexaddictYounger than 1818-30 years
bisexualshomosexuals

Civil status: involved

Body shape: normal

Height: 164

Age: 16Year of birth: 1992Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 22

Description:

Chad:

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.Chad.Ray.

Is:


.My_Devil.
.My_Stalker.
.My_Protector.
.My_Play_Mate.
.My_Number_1.
.My_Body_Guard.
.My_Best_Friend.
.My_Crazy_Friend.
.My_Guardian_Angel.
.My_Partner_In_Crime.



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About The x.Girl.x :

5'5"
Around 150lbs.
Brown Eyes.
Straight.
Has Aeon Flux Hair.
Only Curly. xD


The x.Likes.x & x.Dislikes.x. :

Emo Kidds.
{A Want. Not A Must.}
Sexist People.
Unconformity.
Conformity.
Dorks, Freaks, Losers, Gay-wads.
{^Hella, My Peeps! -smiles- ^^}


The x.Rules.x :

1] Rule One... Read The Rules.
2] I DON'T CYBER, unless I know you. Even then sometimes I dont.
3] Say something atleast a BIT intelligent.
4] Try to say something more than just 'Hey.'
5] I'm usually a bubbly person, DON'T PISS ME OFF!!
6] I have NO naked pictures, I will not take any.
7] I have msn and yahoo messenger.
I will not give them to you without knowing you first.
8] I have a webcam. I will NOT, under any circumstances, get naked.
9] If we are not dating. [DO NOT] call me baby, babe, hun, love, darling,
any other pet names, or ANYTHING!
Those are saved for a BOYFRIEND!
10] If you message me with 'Whats up?' I WILL answer with 'The Ceiling.'
Save Yourself the trouble and ask me what I'm doing.
All messages that ask me about the ceiling from now on,
and not specifying you are doing it on purpose,
will be taken as you didn't READ the rules.


The x.Random Facts.x


I have ALOT of nicknames.
Some of them include:
Jawzy
Jozy
Jawz-ee
Jozie
Jozzie
Jozy-face
Face
&& Beavis


[NO!!!!!!]
I Do NOT Have Any
Naked Pictures Of Me.
Nor Will I Take Any.
Thats .FINAL.


I have A.D.D.
Or... A.D.H.D.
Either way, it sucks and
I don't pay attention very well.

I am .//Not\\.
[.Panicing.At.The.Disco.]
Although I DO like their music.


I absolutely love.HATE.
Alcohol & Drugs.
They Suck Major Cock.


I have a dwarf bunneh.
His name is
[.//.Shadow.\\.]
He is the cutest
thing in the world.
His nicknames include:
Bunnerz, Ninja, aanndd
Sir Poops Alot.
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.This.Shall.Be.Mine.Eye.♥.

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.My.Ear.Candy.

.bold=favorites.[.Red.=.THE.Favorite.]
A.F.I.
Aiden
The Afters
The All-American Rejects
All That Remains
Amy Lee

Anberlin
As I Lay Dying
Atreyu
The Audition
Avril Lavigne
BarlowGirl
Benny Benassi
Blink-182
Blondie
Bowling For Soup
Bullet For My Valentine
The Click Five
Cradle Of Filth
Danny Elfman
The Darkness
Darude
Dashboard Confessional
Deathcab For Cutie
Disturbed
Drowning Pool
Emilie Autumn
Enya
Epica
Escape The Face
Evanescence

Eurythmics
Fall Out Boy
Finger Eleven
[Fireflight]
Flyleaf
The Fray
From First To Last
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Hawthorne Heights
HelloGoodbye
H.I.M.
Hinder
Hollywood Undead
Hoobastank
Jeffree Star
Kill Hannah
Korn
Kutless
Lacuna Coil
Lifehouse
Linkin Park
My Chemical Romance
Neurosonic
Nickelback
Nightwish
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Panic! At The Disco
Paramore
Plain White T's

P.O.D.
Powerman 5000
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Relient K
RED
Rise Against
Rob Zombie
Saliva
Say Anything
Scotty Vanity
Secondhand Serenade
Seether
Senses Fail
Shiny Toy Guns
Simple Plan
Skillet
Slipknot
Stellar Kart
Superchick
Switchfoot
Taking Back Sunday
Thousand Foot Krutch
Three Days Grace
TobyMac
Trust Company
The Twenty Twos
Underoath
The Used
The White Stripes
Xandria
Oh.no.its.a.monster.


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♥Are you a virgin? No.
♥Age of First Kiss? 13.
♥Age you first masturbated? Don't remember.
♥Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 13
♥Age first had recieved oral sex? 14
♥Age first given oral sex? 14
♥Age lost virginity? 13
♥Favorite sex position? Don't have one.
♥Do you make booty calls? maybe?
♥Have you responded to a booty call? I dunno.
♥Had sex with a member of the same sex? No.
♥Had oral sex? Yes.
♥Had anal sex? never will.
♥Had sex with someone you met online? No.
♥The last time you had sex was? Last night.
♥Had cyber sex? yes... it's pathetic.
♥Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes.
♥Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? 3 or 4
♥Kissed in public? Yeah.
♥Used more than 3 positions in one session? Yes. =D
♥Devoted a whole day to sex? No.
♥Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No.
♥Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes. Definately.
♥Fallen or lost balance during sex? haha. yeah.
♥Brought partner to climax using only hands? OH Yeah.
♥Brought partner to climax using only mouth? OHHH Yeah!
♥Had sex while totally dressed? How does this work exactly?
♥Had sex while standing up? Yes.
♥Had sex in the kitchen? No.
♥Had sex in your bedroom? ... DUH!
♥Had sex in the laundry room? Don't have one.
♥Had sex in your bed? ... uhmmm.. THAT'S A GIVEN!
♥Had sex in your parents bed? wanted to.
♥Had sex on a table? No.
♥Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
♥Had sex during a party? Nope.
♥Had drunkin sex? Don't Ever Drink.
♥Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? HELL NO!
♥Exotically likced someone's nipple? Uhmm... No!
♥Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
♥Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yeah.
♥Used ice erotically? Yeah... haha.
♥Used hot melted wax erotically? OUCH!!
♥Shaved your pubic hair? All the time.
♥Used a sex toy? yes.
♥Own a sex toy? Haha. Yes.
♥Obtained money or a favor for sex? Once.
♥Paid or granted a favor for sex? Favor = blow job.
♥Given sex in sympathy? No.
♥Had sex with a virgin? Yes.
♥Ever cheated on someone? Yes. =(
♥Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Uhmm... Gross.
♥Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? Nope.
♥What is the most you've done with them? Nothing.
♥Had sex with just a friend? Yes.
♥Had sex with anothers mate? Nope.
♥Had sex with a teacher? SICK NO!
♥Had sex with a boss? Even MORE Sick!!! Absolutely not!!
♥Had sex with a relative? I don't live in Williams Minnesota, therefore I am not an imbreeder.
♥Had sex with a pet? Nasty. No.
♥Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? No.
♥Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No.
♥Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? ... No.
♥Had more than 20 sexual partners? No.
♥Had more than 10 sexual partners? No.
♥Had more than 5 sexual partners? Yes.
♥Had more than 3 sexual partners? Yes.
♥Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? maybe? don't exactly know.
♥Made out with more than 20 different people? No.
♥Fooled around with more than 20 different people? No.
♥Fooled around with more than 10 different people? No.
♥Had a menage-a-trois? yes.
♥Had group sex (more than 3)? Yes.
♥Participated in a swap/swinging club? Nope.
♥Had two regular partners at the same time? No.
♥Had sex in a public place? Yes.
♥Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes.
♥Had sex on the roof of a building? No.
♥Had sex in a stationary car? Yes.
♥Had sex in a taxi cab? No.
♥Had sex in a moving car? almost.
♥Are you a member of the mile high club? No.
♥Had sex outdoors at night? Yes.
♥Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No.
♥Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest(party/social visit)? No.
♥Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? No.
♥Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? No.
♥Had sex at an office or other work area? Yes.
♥Met partner during work hours to have sex? No.
♥Had sex in a public restroom? If you count blowjobs.
♥Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No.
♥Had sex in a dark theatre? No.
♥Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Does a shower count?
♥Had sex in an elevator? No.
♥Had sex in a cemetery? Creepy Much!!! Absolutely NOT!
♥Had sex in a store dressing room? No.
♥Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? Never.
♥Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Yeah.
♥Felt a stranger up? Lol. Yes. I'm just like that.
♥Looked at a nude magazine? Ha. no.
♥Looked at an explicit magazine? No.
♥Watched a porno? Duh? Who hasn't?
♥Look at porn online? Used to.
♥Seen a live stripper? No.
♥Seen a live sex show? No.
♥Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Nope.
♥Showered with a partner? Hehe. Yeah.
♥Bathed with someone? Not yet.
♥Flashed someone? Yes.
♥Streaked with a group of four or more? No.
♥Stripped for someone? Definately.
♥Stripped for a group of 3 or more? Maybe. :P
♥Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? Never.
♥Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No.
♥Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Want to.
♥Showered while someone watched? Yeah.
♥Masturbated? Yes.
♥Masturbated while someone watched? Yes.
♥Masturbated for a group of three or more people? Uhmmm... no.
♥Masturbated covertly in public? No.
♥Masturbated while on the phone? Yes.
♥The last time you masturbated while on the phone? A LONG ass time ago.
♥Masturbated while watching someone on cam? yeah.
♥The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? a long time ago
♥Masturbated to someone's picture? yeah lol
♥Had sex while you knew someone was watching? No.
♥Been walked in on while having sex? Yeah... by my brother... akward much?
♥Walked in on someone else having sex? No.
♥Had phone sex? Yes.
♥Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes.
♥Been the photographer for a nude photo? No.
♥Been photographed nude? No.
♥Been photographed having sex? No.
♥Been videotaped having sex? Nope.
♥Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? HA! NO!

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Sticks & Stones May Break My Bones
But Whips & Chains Excite Me.
So Tie Me Up Or Chain Me Down
And Do Your Best To Please Me.


Fill This Out And Message It To Me.
[_]give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] want to get in my pants?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] cut some rug with me?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] have sex with me?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
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BYE!!


I'm out.
Peace.

Gender: female

Place of living: USA-Minnesota

Exact place of living: Your Face.

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