Chad:

.Chad.Ray.

^Is:

.My_Devil.
.My_Stalker.
.My_Protector.
.My_Play_Mate.
.My_Number_1.
.My_Body_Guard.
.My_Best_Friend.
.My_Crazy_Friend.
.My_Guardian_Angel.
.My_Partner_In_Crime.

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About The x.Girl.x :

5'5"
Around 150lbs.
Brown Eyes.
Straight.
Has Aeon Flux Hair.
^{Only Curly. xD}

The x.Likes.x & x.Dislikes.x. :

Emo Kidds.
^{{A Want. Not A Must.}}
Sexist People.
Unconformity.
Conformity.
Dorks, Freaks, Losers, Gay-wads.
^{{^Hella, My Peeps! -smiles- ^^}}

The x.Rules.x :

1] Rule One... Read The Rules.
2] I DON'T CYBER, unless I know you. ^{Even then sometimes I dont.}
3] Say something atleast a BIT intelligent.
4] Try to say something more than just 'Hey.'
5] I'm usually a bubbly person, DON'T PISS ME OFF!!
6] I have NO naked pictures, I will not take any.
7] I have msn and yahoo messenger.
^{I will not give them to you without knowing you first.}
8] I have a webcam. I will NOT, under any circumstances, get naked.
9] If we are not dating. [DO NOT] call me baby, babe, hun, love, darling,
any other pet names, or ANYTHING!
^{Those are saved for a BOYFRIEND!}
10] If you message me with 'Whats up?' I WILL answer with 'The Ceiling.'
Save Yourself the trouble and ask me what I'm doing.
^{All messages that ask me about the ceiling from now on,
and not specifying you are doing it on purpose,
will be taken as you didn't READ the rules.}

The x.Random Facts.x

[NO!!!!!!]
I Do NOT Have Any
Naked Pictures Of Me.
Nor Will I Take Any.
Thats .FINAL.

I have A.D.D.
Or... A.D.H.D.
Either way, it sucks and
I don't pay attention very well.



I absolutely love.HATE.
Alcohol & Drugs.
They Suck Major Cock.

I have a dwarf bunneh.
His name is
[.//.Shadow.\\.]
He is the cutest
thing in the world.
His nicknames include:
Bunnerz, Ninja, aanndd
Sir Poops Alot.
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.This.Shall.Be.Mine.Eye.♥.
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♥Are you a virgin? No.
♥Age of First Kiss? 13.
♥Age you first masturbated? Don't remember.
♥Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 13
♥Age first had recieved oral sex? 14
♥Age first given oral sex? 14
♥Age lost virginity? 13
♥Favorite sex position? Don't have one.
♥Do you make booty calls? maybe?
♥Have you responded to a booty call? I dunno.
♥Had sex with a member of the same sex? No.
♥Had oral sex? Yes.
♥Had anal sex? never will.
♥Had sex with someone you met online? No.
♥The last time you had sex was? Last night.
♥Had cyber sex? yes... it's pathetic.
♥Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes.
♥Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? 3 or 4
♥Kissed in public? Yeah.
♥Used more than 3 positions in one session? Yes. =D
♥Devoted a whole day to sex? No.
♥Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No.
♥Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes. Definately.
♥Fallen or lost balance during sex? haha. yeah.
♥Brought partner to climax using only hands? OH Yeah.
♥Brought partner to climax using only mouth? OHHH Yeah!
♥Had sex while totally dressed? How does this work exactly?
♥Had sex while standing up? Yes.
♥Had sex in the kitchen? No.
♥Had sex in your bedroom? ... DUH!
♥Had sex in the laundry room? Don't have one.
♥Had sex in your bed? ... uhmmm.. THAT'S A GIVEN!
♥Had sex in your parents bed? wanted to.
♥Had sex on a table? No.
♥Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
♥Had sex during a party? Nope.
♥Had drunkin sex? Don't Ever Drink.
♥Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? HELL NO!
♥Exotically likced someone's nipple? Uhmm... No!
♥Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
♥Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yeah.
♥Used ice erotically? Yeah... haha.
♥Used hot melted wax erotically? OUCH!!
♥Shaved your pubic hair? All the time.
♥Used a sex toy? yes.
♥Own a sex toy? Haha. Yes.
♥Obtained money or a favor for sex? Once.
♥Paid or granted a favor for sex? Favor = blow job.
♥Given sex in sympathy? No.
♥Had sex with a virgin? Yes.
♥Ever cheated on someone? Yes. =(
♥Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Uhmm... Gross.
♥Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? Nope.
♥What is the most you've done with them? Nothing.
♥Had sex with just a friend? Yes.
♥Had sex with anothers mate? Nope.
♥Had sex with a teacher? SICK NO!
♥Had sex with a boss? Even MORE Sick!!! Absolutely not!!
♥Had sex with a relative? I don't live in Williams Minnesota, therefore I am not an imbreeder.
♥Had sex with a pet? Nasty. No.
♥Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? No.
♥Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No.
♥Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? ... No.
♥Had more than 20 sexual partners? No.
♥Had more than 10 sexual partners? No.
♥Had more than 5 sexual partners? Yes.
♥Had more than 3 sexual partners? Yes.
♥Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? maybe? don't exactly know.
♥Made out with more than 20 different people? No.
♥Fooled around with more than 20 different people? No.
♥Fooled around with more than 10 different people? No.
♥Had a menage-a-trois? yes.
♥Had group sex (more than 3)? Yes.
♥Participated in a swap/swinging club? Nope.
♥Had two regular partners at the same time? No.
♥Had sex in a public place? Yes.
♥Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes.
♥Had sex on the roof of a building? No.
♥Had sex in a stationary car? Yes.
♥Had sex in a taxi cab? No.
♥Had sex in a moving car? almost.
♥Are you a member of the mile high club? No.
♥Had sex outdoors at night? Yes.
♥Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No.
♥Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest(party/social visit)? No.
♥Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? No.
♥Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? No.
♥Had sex at an office or other work area? Yes.
♥Met partner during work hours to have sex? No.
♥Had sex in a public restroom? If you count blowjobs.
♥Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No.
♥Had sex in a dark theatre? No.
♥Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Does a shower count?
♥Had sex in an elevator? No.
♥Had sex in a cemetery? Creepy Much!!! Absolutely NOT!
♥Had sex in a store dressing room? No.
♥Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? Never.
♥Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Yeah.
♥Felt a stranger up? Lol. Yes. I'm just like that.
♥Looked at a nude magazine? Ha. no.
♥Looked at an explicit magazine? No.
♥Watched a porno? Duh? Who hasn't?
♥Look at porn online? Used to.
♥Seen a live stripper? No.
♥Seen a live sex show? No.
♥Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Nope.
♥Showered with a partner? Hehe. Yeah.
♥Bathed with someone? Not yet.
♥Flashed someone? Yes.
♥Streaked with a group of four or more? No.
♥Stripped for someone? Definately.
♥Stripped for a group of 3 or more? Maybe. :P
♥Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? Never.
♥Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No.
♥Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Want to.
♥Showered while someone watched? Yeah.
♥Masturbated? Yes.
♥Masturbated while someone watched? Yes.
♥Masturbated for a group of three or more people? Uhmmm... no.
♥Masturbated covertly in public? No.
♥Masturbated while on the phone? Yes.
♥The last time you masturbated while on the phone? A LONG ass time ago.
♥Masturbated while watching someone on cam? yeah.
♥The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? a long time ago
♥Masturbated to someone's picture? yeah lol
♥Had sex while you knew someone was watching? No.
♥Been walked in on while having sex? Yeah... by my brother... akward much?
♥Walked in on someone else having sex? No.
♥Had phone sex? Yes.
♥Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes.
♥Been the photographer for a nude photo? No.
♥Been photographed nude? No.
♥Been photographed having sex? No.
♥Been videotaped having sex? Nope.
♥Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? HA! NO!

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Sticks & Stones May Break My Bones
But Whips & Chains Excite Me.
So Tie Me Up Or Chain Me Down
And Do Your Best To Please Me.

Fill This Out And Message It To Me.
[_]give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] want to get in my pants?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] cut some rug with me?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] have sex with me?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
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BYE!!

I'm out.
Peace.