Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...



+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed...and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.


-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.


-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.


-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.


-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.


-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.


-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.


-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.


-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.


-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.


-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.


-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].


-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.


-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].


-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.


-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.


-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.


-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.


-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.


-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.


-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.


-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.


-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.


-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.


[ I got a 35...:-P ]

This song is called 'CumDumpster' and it is by Jack Off Jill...if you are the kind of person who reads lyrics and likes to read into what songs really mean, read this to see what a 'cum dumpster' is...it's not just a slutty term, it has meaning to me.

C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever Is that still ok

D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV
Or hear it on the radio
Watch out for after school specials
Are we still ok
Well Ok

You call, and I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite ok

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still ok

D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone
Or read it in a magazine
Becoming after school specials
Are we still ok
Well ok

You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's still ok

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still ok

D-d-d-d-do you still need me
Now that I'm a monster
Paranoid media frenzy
Tells me I'm ok

You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
How I have to hate you
That's still ok

You call, and I'll answer
You'll ask and I'll lie
As I grow to hate you
That's quite ok
Quite OK

It could mean something different for other people, but to me it basically has the meaning of feeling/being used...so there. Thankies for reading this.

*Are you a virgin? yes
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? 16
*Age you first masturbated? 16
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 16
*Age first had recieved oral sex? 16
*Age first given oral sex? 16
*Age lost virginity? my butt lost it's virginity at 17, lol
*Favorite sex position? depends
*Do you make booty calls? no
*Have you responded to a booty call? no
*Had sex with a member of the opposite sex? just anal and oral
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? no
*Had oral sex? yes
*Had anal sex? yes
*Had sex with someone you met online? no
*Had sex with someone you met on MySpace? no
*Kissed anyone you met on MySpace? no
*The last time you had sex was? the last time i had any action was...3-4 weeks ago
*The last time you fooled around with someone? same as above
*Had cyber sex? yes
*Kissed a member of the same sex? no
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? zero
*Kissed in public? yes
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes
*Devoted a whole day to sex? a whole evening
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? not yet
*Received open praise for sexual technique? yes
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? yes
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? yes
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? yes
*Had sex while totally dressed? anal
*Had sex while standing up? anal
*Had sex in the kitchen? no
*Had sex in your bedroom? anal
*Had sex in the laundry room? no
*Had sex in your bed? anal
*Had sex in your parents bed? no
*Had sex on a table? no
*Had sex in a bathroom? anal
*Had sex during a party? anal
*Had drunkin sex? no
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? yes
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? yes
*Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? anal
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yes
*Used ice erotically? yes
*Used hot melted wax erotically? not yet
*Shaved your pubic hair? yes
*Used a sex toy? yes
*Own a sex toy? yes
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? isnt that a 'sex toy'?
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? no
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? no
*Given sex in sympathy? no
*Had sex with a virgin? no
*Ever cheated on someone? no
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? no
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? anal
*What is the most you've done with them? anal
*Had sex with just a friend? anal
*Had sex with anothers mate? no
*Had sex with a teacher? no
*Had sex with a boss? no
*Had sex with a relative? no
*Had sex with a pet? no
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? no
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? no
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no
*Had more than 20 sexual partners? no
*Had more than 10 sexual partners? no
*Had more than 5 sexual partners? no
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? no
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? no
*Made out with more than 20 different people? no
*Fooled around with more than 20 different people? no
*Fooled around with more than 10 different people? no
*Had group sex (more than 3)? no
*Participated in a swap/swinging club? no
*Had two regular partners at the same time? no
*Had sex in a public place? no
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? not yet
*Had sex on the roof of a building? no
*Had sex in a stationary car? oral
*Had sex in a taxi cab? no
*Had sex in a moving car? no
*Are you a member of the mile high club? huh?
*Had sex outdoors at night? no
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? no
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? no
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? anal
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? no
*Had sex at your office or other work area? no
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? no
*Had sex in a public restroom? no
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? no
*Had sex in a dark theatre? no
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? no
*Had sex in an elevator? no
*Had sex in a cemetery? no
*Had sex in a store dressing room? no
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? no
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? no
*Felt a stranger up? no
*Looked at a nude magazine? no
*Looked at an explicit magazine? no
*Watched a porno? yes
*Look at porn online? yes
*Seen a live stripper? no
*Seen a live sex show? no
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? no
*Showered with a partner? yes
*Bathed with someone? yes
*Flashed someone? yes
*Streaked with a group of six or more? no
*Stripped for someone? yes
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? no
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? no
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? no
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? no
*Showered while someone watched? yes
*Masturbated? yes
*Masturbated while someone watched? yes
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
*Masturbated covertly in public? no
*Masturbated while on the phone? yes
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? a while ago
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? yes
*The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? a while ago
*Masturbated to someone's picture? no
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching? no
*Been walked in on while having sex? no
*Walked in on someone else having sex? no
*Had phone sex? yes
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes
*Been the photographer for a nude photo? no
*Been photographed nude? yes
*Been photographed having sex? no
*Been videotaped having sex? no
*Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? no
*Did this quiz make you horny? not too much

My birthday is within the next month.
[False]
I have had a song played just for me.
[False]
I have been white water rafting.
[False]
I have never kissed a guy.
[False]
It is earlier than 8 in the morning.
[False]
I listen to Relient K.
[False]
I have an indoor job.
[No job at all right now]
I have a digital camera.
[True]
I can play guitar.
[False]
I like peach yougurt.
[False]
I have more than 1 mosquito bite on me.
[True]
I have a hickey on me.
[Bite mark...does that count?]
I have been to Colorado.
[False]
My nails are pink.
[False]
I love Jesus.
[True]
I have been on a missionary trip.
[True]
I look at calories on everything.
[False]
I microwave just about everything that I eat.
[False]
I tend to overpack.
[True]
I always say that I'm fat even when I don't think it.
[True]
I have a lot of scrapes on my body.
[False]
I wish that I was someone else.
[True]
I buy things online.
[True]
I plan on going to Homecoming this year.
[False]
I currently like someone and they don't know.
[False]
I am going to the Warped Tour.
[False]
I have LimeWire.
[True]
I am online and less than 5 people are signed on.
[True]
I am going out of town within the next 2 weeks.
[False]
I have Xanga Premium.
[False]
I subscribe to a lot of people on Xanga.
[False]
I watch 'Laguna Beach.'
[False]
I check my email daily.
[True]
I buy everything that I have except food.
[False]
I have too many clothes.
[True]
I drink Pepsi.
[True]
I love to camp.
[False]
I can run more than a mile.
[False]
I am waiting for an order to come in the mail.
[False]
I want someone really bad.
[True]
I have slept on the ground before.
[True]
I get emotional to songs.
[True]
I have more than one email.
[True]
I scan a lot of pictures.
[True]
I don't like to be videotaped.
[False]
I am online a good portion of my time.
[True]




All About You<<


I am...
[]tall
[]short
[]average height
[]fat
[]skinny
[]muscular
[x]average weight
[]obese
[]anorexic
[x]funny
[]smart
[x]kind
[x]caring
[x]thoughtful
[]mean
[x]giving
[x]serious
[x]dramatic
[]busy
[x]boring
[x]energetic
[]happy all the time
[]optimistic
[x]tired
[]loveable
[x]friendly
[x]romantic
[x]listening to music
[]eating
[x]talking on AIM
[]talking on the phone
[]doing homework
[]perfect
[x]interested in weird things


I have...
[]green eyes
[x]brown eyes
[]blue eyes
[]two different colored eyes
[]colored contacts
[x]glasses
[x]regular contacts
[x]brown hair
[x]black hair
[]blonde hair
[]unnatural hair color
[]many different hair colors
[]highlights
[]long hair
[]short hair
[x]medium hair
[]curly hair
[x]wavy hair
[]straight hair
[]knotty hair
[x]good sense of humor
[x]good style
[x]a lot of clothes
[x]not many clothes
[x]a big family
[x]at least 1 brother
[]at least 1 sister
[x]pets
[x]a dog
[x]a cat
[]a disease
[x]a disorder
[]a boyfriend
[]a girlfriend
[]an addiction
[]a job
[x]a house
[]an apartment
[]many different friends
[]a clique
[]good grades
[]motivation


I want to...
[x]be prettier
[x]have more friends
[]get plastic surgery
[x]be someone I'm not
[]visit Africa
[]visit Asia
[]visit Austrailia
[]visit Antartica
[]travel the world
[x]move somewhere else
[x]have a good relationship
[x]kiss someone
[x]hug someone
[x]run
[]marry someone rich even if I don't like them
[x]fall in love like in "The Notebook"


I would rather...
[]be smart & ugly
[]be pretty & dumb
[]be with someone else
[]have different friends
[x]be doing something else than be online
[]be in school
[]be at home
[x]be swimming
[]be tanning
[]be running
[]be working out
[x]be drawing
[x]be painting


I like to...
[x]read
[]sing
[]paint
[x]draw
[]run
[x]swim
[x]dance
[x]write stories
[x]write poems
[x]talk online
[x]go to the mall
[x]shop
[x]watch movies
[]be busy
[x]get emails


In a guy I like...
[x]long hair
[x]short hair
[x]shaggy hair
[x]dark hair
[]light hair
[x]dark eyes
[x]light eyes
[]scrawny
[]super muscular
[x]average
[x]moderately muscular
[]braces
[]super white teeth
[x]tan
[x]pale
[x]funny
[x]smart
[]tall
[]short
[x]my height
[]athletic
[x]computer geek
[x]loveable
[x]romantic

1. First of all, are you a guy or a girl? Girl

2. What is your sexual organ's name? She doesn't really have a name, yet anyway...so I just call her pussy


3. Do you masturbate? Yup



4. How many times per day do you masturbate? I don't keep track...maybe a few times a week at the most.


5. Per week? ^


6. Do you fantasize while you masturbate? I do...


7. If so, what do you fantasize about? Ummm, a person probably



8. Do you use sex toys while masturbating? sometimes


9. Do you use lubricants of any kind (hand lotion, spit, etc.)? Only if I'm doing something anal, other than that just some saliva is good for me.


10. Any special techniques we should know about? hmmmm


11. If so name them: do be do do...


12. What position r you in when u masturbate? hmmm, sitting or laying on my back..or sometimes on my stomach/knees


13. Do you feel ashamed doing it? :shrug:


14. If you said yes then don’t feel ashamed, everyone does it whether they say so or not. ..okay..


15. Do you watch porn or look at pornographic content? Sometimes


16. Do you get wet? 'course


17. Does it feel better before, during, or after you orgasm? before and durring


18. Do you make noise? I'm really noisy, I need to contain myself when people are around


19. If so, how loud? sometime really loud


20. Do you do it home alone or with other people in the house? both


21. Have you ever been caught doing it? I was very close once, yes


22. Have you ever done it in front of someone of the opposite sex? yeah


23. Have you ever done it in front of someone of the same sex? ..no...


24. Have you ever done it over the phone with someone? Yesum



25. Does masturbation tire you, wake you up, or both? it relaxes me.