Gender
The hell does it look like?
Have you been attending religious worship lately?
No. Especially not to eat anyone.
Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex?
I've worn colour.
Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV?
Several.
Have you suffered suicidal thoughts?
It was 1936 and I was in Limerick . . .
Have you been in any physical fights in recent years?
How about recent minutes?
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse?
Do f**k buddies count?
Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-tellin
Prophecies are bitches.
Do you donate time or money to charities?
I am a charter member of the Home for Orphaned
Are you often very depressed?
You would be too if you spent as much time with my sister as I have.
Do you believe in God?
I am one
Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend?
I "moved" the PC before my ex came home
Are you good at telling lies?
Yes.
Do you look at pornography?
I prefer to call it "erotica".
Do you often lose your temper?
I'm getting angry just at the length of this dumb quiz.
Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures?
I don't eat, but god do I love cookie dough fudge mint chip ice cream.
Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself?
No - I intentionally cause harm to others.
Do you intentionally cause harm to others?
I just said that! I mean, no! Well, I did, but it wasn't me. Okay, sometimes, but only when they really deserve it.
Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions?
I've lived through the Famine and the Depression and the dot com bust, you never know when stuff like that is gonna pop up.
Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad?
Yes. I just wish some of them were as loyal back.
Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage?
Hey do i look like a Eunuch?
Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding?
Usually I'd just ask Adam when the science stuff came up, but now . . . *brood*
Do you use God's name in vain?
Yes. Oh God, I'm sorry. Crap.
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games?
Occasionally, but too many will rot your brain. I guess that explains my sister.
Have you been to a strip club?
It was a strip club and I wasn't there to enjoy it, I was working.
Do you read scripture?
Which one?
Do you like to "live large"?
Is that a fat crack?
Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?
How about against the dirty pigs that invaded my country?
Have you ever attempted suicide?
There was this thing once, with some ghosts and the sunrise, but it snowed.
Do you give food or money to beggars?
I was a beggar.
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn?
Even if I were earning any money, no.
Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing?
No.
Have you ever visited or called a psychic?
Several of my friends were psychic, as is my mother.
Do you repent for your sins?
Do i look like a priest?
Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new?
I think you have me confused with my sister.
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals?
Always.
Do you believe in an afterlife?
I've already died and been sent to Hell, but they weren't necessarily related.
Do you "hate" a lot of people?
I hate whoever wrote this thing.
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery?
(What are you, retarded?)
Do you have any pagan religious beliefs?
I don't pray to the fertility goddess Hertl, but I have done magic. Dark, sinister magic. It destroyed my floor.
Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return?
I once gave a man a day to pay back a substantial debt, then disemboweled him and gave Adam his liver as a pet.
(Good times.)
Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex?
Can we stop with the sex questions?
Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not?
I could have been the Chancellor of Povraka. How would you know?
Have you ever been seduced by someone, only to lose interest soon after?
She passed out too quickly.
Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?
I've done the hanging thing. After a couple times it just gets annoying.
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?
Do i look like Gordon Ramsay?
Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex?
...Who wrote this?
Have you ever gotten someone drunk, tricked someone, or used some other underhanded means to try to initiate sexual activity for you or for a friend?
No. Not my style.....and no not a Eunuch!!!
Would you sooner go without sex than go without good - tasting food?
Who says they can't go together? Er, I mean . . . no!
Are you a "penny pincher"?
Things are so expensive today! When I was a lad I could have gotten falling down drunk and still had enough silver left over for one of the tavern wenches. Now I have to pay €7.50 just to take the bus? Do they know who I am?
Have you ever been sexually intimate with a member of your same sex?
Hey do i look like a member of Westlife?
Do you hate yourself?
(Don't get me started.)
Do you masturbate often?
No, i get a f**k buddy to do that.....
Have you ever intentionally given bad advice?
I was evil, I did all sorts of bad stuff.
Are you overweight?
With all that racquetball, I'm in the best shape of my life.
Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things?
If I do, find Sarah Michelle Gellar - she can lay the smacketh down on me any day - preferably at night
Do you make an effort to consume less resources (i.e. electricity, gasoline, plastic, glass, paper, etc.)?
The solar glass was 30% more energy - efficient.
Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful?
Done.
True / False Questions
Is this an exam? I didn't bring my 2 pencil. Plus, I've never written an exam.
Through God, all things are possible.
If they are a beautiful mocha goddess who grants world peace and eats peoples' souls . . . maybe.
In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country.
War was better back in my day, when you had to look a man in the eye before you gutted him and stripped the flesh from his bones.
People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help.
People are poor because dirtbags like my former employers have them cursed.
Morals are relative.
False.
It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming."
Very true.
Religion is fiction.
I don't read fiction unless it's in another language.
Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events.
True.
It's okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with.
Sometimes it's okay just to cut them. Well, I didn't do the cutting; I suffocated him after with a pillow.... hes still alive!!
Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish.
False.
It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead.
False....altho
Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically.
I was working for McDonalds, we actually did this. FALSE!
A pimp is a good thing to be.
False.....unle
Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose.
I starved myself for years but it wasn't to fast or lose weight.
Some people just deserve to die.
True, especially if they hurt my family or think Billy Idol ripped off their "look".
Poème de les le contrat
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Writing and Poetry
The door is locked, The lights are off, He is curled up in the covers and blankets, not moving, It doesn't even look like he's breathing, But he's alive…
she has travelled all this way by herself, is exhausted and thin and terrified and possibly even a little sick, as she fails at provisioning for herself, but is there and is alive, at least. spends some time searching for him--it's hard to ask people who can't see you about someone else they can't see--and after trying a number of doors finally happens on his. is sounding very desperate and tired and weak at this point as she raps on the door and says softly....
Are you there Michael?
[he vaguely recognizes that voice, but buries himself further]
[waits a moment, hears nothing like she did with all the other doors she tried. sighs and tries one more time, her voice heavy with resignation]
.....[still there is no response]
sighs and sits down with her back to the door, huddling with her arms around her knees as she takes a break before checking the rest of the doors
[mentally, mostly going back to burrying himself. a little part of him is still trying to register that voice]
[quiet for a while, then slowly gets to her feet with the help of the door and moves onto the next one, knocking and repeating the process]
[he'll probably have it figured out... soonish. probably]
[she's reached the end of the hall and is doubling back on the other side, knocking on each door in the same way, in a manner that speaks of many long days spent doing this]
[he hesitates after she knock on his door again]
Marie? - he says softly
[freezes, nearly missing the quiet question]
Michael! Yes, it's me.
[almost tries the doorknob, but draws her hand back at the last second]
Are . . . are you okay?
....No - [he replies]
....can i come in? [she asks]
[a minute of silence passes, then starts fumbling with the locked door and opens it slightly, then loses courage to finish opening it himself and leaves it for her to push open while he sits on the corner of his bed]
[she hesitates, then pushes the door open the rest of the way and steps inside, blinking in the darkness. doesn't quite seem to know what to do now. After a moment of standing there, goes over and sits next to Michael on the bed, and hesitates another moment before taking his hand in hers]
....
[just. quiet, for a long time. then:]
It . . . it can't stay like this forever. You've always been luckier than me. [she says]
[opens his mouth to say something, then closes it]
...i-it can be hard to see it like that sometimes.
[gives his hand a little squeeze, mostly likely trying to take comfort from him rather than give it]
It's true.
....[maybe. relaxing just a little. but not visibly, even if you could see in the dark]
[she sits there and just watches him]
It isnt so lonely without you [he feels some moral comfort without even talking with her]
[oh man, this is going to take forever. not that she minds so much; sitting for hours in the dark with a friend is much better than sitting for hours in the dark by herself]
[he looks at her and smiles - instantly feeling better about being himself]
[she is tired and is maybe nodding off, just a little bit. but is trying very hard to stay awake, but didn't get much rest on the trip over]
[he sees this and says]
I wouldnt want to keep you up - you could lay here with me
[she starts to lean her head to his chest as they lay back and she starts to drift off]
[He looks at her so....thoughtfully - and kisses her gently on the head and whispers]
I'm so happy you're here....
[She smiles contently}
[he pulls the blanket so gently and envelopes them in it and rests his head next to hers and they gently fall asleep]
Clarity
To be able to think, see; feel with content and of knowing that "love" – not romantic love, but the love of knowing where you belong, in the scheme of things. There is a design amidst the chaos as it is - and we all have a place. Some find theirs, others don't – only the "enlightened" for a lack of a better term realise and know where they belong – do I know where I belong? I used to, but recent events have forced me to re-evaluate my self – causing me to second guess what I believed – I thought I had found it, that "love" – I was wrong, very wrong.
Like many stories it involved someone else – and surprise, surprise – it was a girl. I believed my place was at her side – it wasn't, I see that now – things that were muddled are now clearer – only through pain and desperation can you achieve absolute clarity – its very strange and disturbing when you reach that moment – just to see how low you were, how low you allowed yourself to become – I'm not talking about low as in being an arsehole to others – but to yourself, you allowed yourself to get rock bottom and it sickens and appals you when you realise that, when you see that – people say its part of being human, about learning from your mistakes – but its not – being human is realising your potential, of what you can achieve – not what you can get, selfishness is the weapon of choice for the ones who prey on the weak, they are human – but only marginally so – they are to be pitied, not despised.
The best description of clarity I have ever heard was a line in a screenplay it said:
"If - nothing we do matters, - then all that matters is what we do. 'cause that's all there is. What we do, now, today."
[Angel – Season 2 – Epiphany.]
Clarity is perception of the mind – and feeling that love. Feel it, know it, embrace it. It is bliss.
The most beautiful song i have ever heard - "Jesus To A Child"
Kindness in your eyes
I guess you heard me cry
You smiled at me
Like jesus to a child
I'm blessed i know
Heaven sent and heaven stole
You smiled at me like
Jesus to a child
And what have i learned
From all this pain
I thought i'd never feel the same
About anyone or anything again
But now i know
When you find a love
When you know that it exists
Then the lover that you miss
Will come to you on those cold, cold nights
When you've been loved
When you know it holds such bliss
Then the lover that you kissed
Will comfort you when there's no hope in sight
Sadness in my eyes
No one guessed, well no one tried
You smiled at me
Like jesus to a child
Loveless and cold
With your last breath you saved my soul
You smiled at me
Like jesus to a child
And what have i learned
From all these tears
I've waited for you all those years
Then just when it began
He took your love away
But i still say
[Repeat chorus]
So the words you could not say
I'll sing them for you
And the love we would have made
I'll make it for two
For every single memory
Has become a part of me
You will always be...my love
Well i've been loved
So i know just what love is
And the lover that i kissed is always by my side
Oh the lover i still miss...was jesus to a child
My Shoot On Wrestlemania
sorry for the rant but yet again wrestlemania is overhyped and under - no scratch that - its crap!
look at the matches - theres only ONE that id even be bothered to watch -
Ric Flair vs HBK Shawn Michaels
i mean c'mon who wants to watch
Batista vs Umaga????
Triple H vs John Cena vs Randy Orton (seriously change your first name)?????
Money in the bank? ok jeff hardy - u screwed this match , yourself and us fans
Edge vs Undertaker - hmmmm let me see who will win this one Undertaker?? Our Survey says??? Ping
Floyd Mayweather vs The Big SHow - jesus christ - is the WWE creative team really getting paid to do that job? coz it dont look like it!!!!
Finlay vs JBL - itl be an ok match - nothing spectacular with vinces annual comedy match
AHEM..........
C'mon vince where are the women who can actually wrestle?? the WWE Womens division is nothing and as a person an another website put it
"i swear Fabulous Moolah is turning in her grave at what women's wrestling has become now a days (with exception to the women of Japan and Indies"
for crying out loud - where are the decent female wrestlers? trish stratus was a good female wrestler - who else, lita - yes, victoria? yes - chyna? yes - I mean c'mon - ashley massaro? please - michelle mccool was a school teacher - beth phoenix? NO!! - kelly kelly? sounds more and looks more like a pornstar - thats just my opinion - i dont expect everyone to agree with me - im just so f**king pissed off - IM SICK OF PLAYBOY CENTREFOLDS - cant we have some decent female wrestlers?
i like christy hemme at TNA she was never given the time to develop as a wrestler - unlike trish stratus - cmon VINCE WERE SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SELLING SEX - WHEN WE CAN GET IT FOR FREE!!!!
buck up ur ideas WWE - this is why TNA is getting better - Gael Kim is a decent wrestler yet u release her because she refused to be pumped with silicone - LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE VINCE AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOUR OWN SON!!!!!! Shane knows the biz listen to him!!!!
Thankyou for listening - or reading my rant - im just a fan whos had enough of being told what i want to watch and read
kindest regards
Renard