☆Good evening cats and kittens!☆

[Hope this finds you well!?]
or in fact finds you reading this??
Anyhow for those of you who will take the time to do so-->

[In the last 5mins i've been thinking] (and yes it did hurt the cogs are a bit rusty ^_^)
in reguards to mimithecunt-fanpics i thought i'd broaden the media that you can use..... mainly for those of you who ☠don't☠ do nudey rudey pics or ☠don't☠ have a camera etc.
I came to the conclusion you could always show some ❤artistic flare❤, if you're an acomplished artist or a boredom doodler!

[Sounds like fun]


well to me at least ^_^

So if your up for it jsut send you're drawings (sex, nudity, violence(?)) to me in PM and i shalt post them on the wiki

☠KeEp It BrUtAl☠
mimi
   ❤

WOULD YOU...?

1. fuck me? (if yes, how?)
2. go down on me? (describe it...)
3. finger me?
4. cuddle?
5. sleep with me? (watch out, I might jump on you in the night...)
6. ask me out?
7. make the first move?
8. watch a movie with me? (what could we get up to in the last row...?)
9. take a shower with me? (mmm, describe it to me...)
10. let me take control of you?
11. tie me up and be the boss? (that's how I like it, baby...)

Answers in the Guestbook ;)

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.




2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.




3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.




4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"




5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.




6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".




7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."




8. Don't use any punctuation marks




9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.




10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.




11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".




12. Sing along at the opera.




13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.




14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.




15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.




16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.




17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"




18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"




19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."




20. Put this in all of your profiles.

Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.


Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.


When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.


Send yourself a CandyGram.


Have a tea party with your pets.


Make a list of things to do that you have already done.


Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.


Write checks with Roman numerals.


Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.


Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.


Drive to the store in reverse.


Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.


Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.


Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.


Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.


Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.


Write a short story using alphabet soup.


Talk to your fish.


Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.


Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..."


Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.


Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye

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♥´¨`•°ღM I M Iღ °•´¨`♥
.¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.¸

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♠ Maria
♣ Student
♦ Small person
♥ General Freak

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--Name: Maria
--Name you use: maria/mimi
--Nicknames: mimi/swamp/tilda
--Birthday: 08.09.1988
--Birthplace: in a hospital
--Current Location: Ireland
--Eye colour: green
--Hair colour: black, naturally?? brown
--Righty or lefty: Righty
--Your heritage: half irish half french
Your weakness: [kevin and stuff]
-- Your fears: dogs moths bats and being smothered
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: get married n hav kids
-- Your most overused phrase: "bu bear" ;)
-- Your thoughts first waking up: COCO POPS!!
-- Your best physical feature: eyes
-- Drink: dr. pepper
-- Fast food joint: apache!!
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike:([A]ll [D]ay [I] [D]ream [A]bout [S]ex)
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee:Neither!
-- Smoke: sometimes
-- Curse: Yes all the time
-- Sing: yes
-- Take a shower every day: every 2nd day
-- Have a crush(es): yep on [kevin and stuff]
-- Do you think you've been in love: YES i currently am
-- Like high school: im in college
-- Want to get married: yes please
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you're attractive: sometimes
-- Think you're a health freak?: No
-- Get along with your parents: NO
-- Play an instrument: yes


In the past Year have you
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Done a drug: doesnt alcohol, caffine and nicotine count??
-- Had sex: yes
-- Made out: ye
-- Gone on a date: Yes
-- Gone to town: yes
-- Been cheated on: no he's better than that
-- Cheated on someone: no :)
-- Been dumped: no
-- Dumped sumone: no
-- Eaten an entire box of chocolates: yep
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Made homemade cookies: yep
-- Gone skinny-dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: yes
-- Stolen anything: nope


1. Smoked a cigarette:Yes
2. Smoked a cigar: No
3. Snorted coke: No
4. Smoked Weed: no
5. Been high: on love <3
6. Had sex: *nods*
7. Said "I wish you dead" to someone: Yes all the time
8. Tried to kill someone: i cant tell you 4 legal reasons
9. Tried to kill yourself: No
10. Got in a fist fight: no
11. Lied to your parents: Yes
12. Given someone a bruise: Yes
13. Ditched someone: no
14. Freak danced: no
15. Stole something: no
16. Cut yourself: no
17. Skipped school: Yes
18. Hung up on someone: Yes, [SORRY BEAR]
19. Threw up at school: no
20. Done someone else's make-up: yes
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: no :(
22. Had a burping contest: yes (i always win!!)
23. Snuck out: no
24. Been to a school dance: Yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot: No
26. Swore in front of your parents: Yes
27. Drank alcohol: Yes
28. Dyed your hair: yes
29. Gone skinny dipping: no
30. Took pills you weren't suppose to: yes
31. Lied to a friend: Yes
32. Stab a friend in the back: No
33. Got drunk: Yes
34: Got so drunk you forgot your name: No
35. Kissed someone of opposite sex: no
36. Had anal sex: yes OWWW btw
37. Ever been in love: Yes
38. Had sex in public: no
39. Been dumped: no
40. Been tied up sexually: yes
41. Made out with a stranger: no
42. Been on a blind date: no


THE LAST PERSON TO]

Say HI to you? eh? cant remember
Tell you, I love you? [kevin and stuff]
Kiss you? [kevin and stuff]
Hug you? [kevin and stuff]
Tell you BYE? noel
Write you a note? em?? havnt a clue
Take your photo? [kevin and stuff]
Call your cell phone? [kevin and stuff]
Buy you something? ME!!!
Go with you to the movies? [kevin and stuff]
Sing to you? [kevin and stuff]
Text message you? [kevin and stuff]
Touch you? [kevin and stuff] well maybe me also


WHAT WAS THE LAST]

Time you laughed? 2 mins ago
Time you cried? last night
Movie you watched? true romance
Joke you told? [kevin and stuff] "do you work for An post?" coz i see you checking out my package
Song you've sang? Arctic monkeys- i bet you look good on the dance floor
Time you've looked at the clock? 3:21pm
Drink you've had? Dr. pepper! thanks [D.D]
Number you've dialed? [kevin and stuff]
Book you've read? ann rice interview with the vampire (one of my faves)
Food you've eaten? chicken and Edam sandwich- white bread
Flavor of gum chewed? mint
Shoes you've worn? my black and pink DC's
Store you've been in? Spar
Thing you've said? Shut up paul

my fave bands (not in order of preference)
¢яα∂ℓє σf fιℓтн, ѕℓιρкиσт, σвιтυαяу, ¢єℓтι¢ fяσѕт, нιм, яαммєѕтєιи, αя¢н єиєму, ѕєєтнєя, fєαя fα¢тσяу, ѕαтуя¢σи, ∂ιммυ вσяgєιєя, ѕℓαуєя, кσяи, ѕℓαє zєяσ, ¢яσиυѕ, иσνємвєя єνє, gorgoroth, led zepplin, black stone cherry, the 69 eyes, my dying bride, exit ten, 30 seconds to mars, mcqueen, kittie, distillers, disturbed, fear factory, wednesday 13, murderdolls, coal chamber, machine head, death stars....... and so so many more!!!

Films
qυєєи σf тнє ∂αмиє∂ (вєѕт мσνιє σf αℓℓ тιмє) ναи нєℓѕιиg, ѕιи ¢ιту, тнє ℓσтя тяιℓσgу вєєтℓє נυι¢є αи∂, αиу кιи∂ σf нσяяσя мσνιє

M.S.N
hireadd@hotmail.com

Scared Of
мσтнѕ, ∂σgѕ, вαтѕ αи∂ αитѕ

Happiest When
im with my kevvy bear!! and drawing and painting

Funniest moment ever
кєνιи αи∂ ι ωєяє σи тнє вєα¢н σиє ∂αу αи∂ ι ωяσтє "¢υит" ιи тнє ѕαи∂..тнє тι∂є ¢αмє ιи αи∂ ωαѕнє∂ тнє ωσя∂ αωαу.. ѕσ ι ѕ¢яєαмє∂ "ιт яυιиє∂ му ¢υит" ωιтнσυт яєαℓιѕιиg ωнαт ι ωαѕ ѕαуιиg ιм ѕσ ιииσ¢єит ιи α ¢нιℓ∂ιѕн ωαу

Things that intrest me
мαкє-υρ, ѕєχ, ριєя¢ιиgѕ, ѕєχ, тαттσσѕ, ѕєχ, мυѕι¢, gяανєуαя∂ѕ, вιтιиg, вℓσσ∂ ιѕ fαѕ¢ιиαтιиg, ѕєχ, gнσѕтѕ, ωιт¢н¢яαfт, иιgнт-тιмє....ιтѕ αℓℓ νєяу ιитєяєѕтιиg


[10 Things Your NEVER Giving Up]
1.] chocolate
2.] milk
3.] being a clean freak
4.] my teddies
5.] my friends
6.] being stubborn
7.] my wishes
8.] my dreams
9.] drink and ciggies
10.] my love

[09 Things You're Looking Forward To]
1.] marrying [kevin and stuff]
2.] going to russia
3.] getting some sleep
4.] having [kevin and stuff]'s babies
5.] traveling the world
6.] owning my 1st art gallery/shop
7.] (ill think of something)
8.] my next orgasm
9.] spending my life with my chosen one

[08 Things You Wear Daily]
1.] bra
2.] underpants
3.] pants
4.] top
5.] glasses
6.] silver necklace
7.] dog collar
8.] makeup


[07 Things/People That Annoy You]
1.] dirty dishes
2.] nose pickers
3.] [miss donakilee]
4.] ignorance
5.] selfishness
6.] unfairness
7.] every other girl


[06 Things You Touch Every Day]
1.] myself ;)
2.] toothbrush
3.] toiletteries
4.] food
5.] milk carton
6.] my other half

[05 Things You Do Every Day]
1.] shower
2.] brush teeth
3.] eat/drink
4.] cuddle other half
5.] kiss other half


[04 People You Hang out With]
1.] my [kevin and stuff] bear
2.] myself
3.] college people
4.] me...?


[03 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over]
1.] queen of the damned
2.] true romance
3.] any porno!!!


[02 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment]
1.] seether- broken
2.] cradle of filth- cruelty and the beast


[01 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With]
1.] [kevin and stuff]

*Are you a virgin? Nope
*Age of First Kiss? 10
*Age you first masturbated? 14
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 16
*Age first had recieved oral sex? 16
*Age first given oral sex? 16
*Age lost virginity? 18
*Favorite sex position? I have to have a favorite ;P
*Do you make booty calls? no
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? yes =]
*Had oral sex? Yes
*Had sex with someone you met online? no :S
*Had sex with someone you met on MySpace? No
*Kissed anyone you met on MySpace? Nope
*The last time you fooled around with someone? saturday
*Had cyber sex? Yes
*Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes
*Number of members you kissed of the same sex is? 8
*Kissed in public? Yes all the time
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? Of course!
*Devoted a whole day 0f sex? Yes, several
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Surprisingly, no.
*Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? i wouldnt be me if i wasnt clumsy!
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes
*Had sex while totally dressed? Yes
*Had sex while standing up? Yes
*Had sex in the kitchen? Yes, on kevins table XD
*Had sex in your bedroom? nope =[
*Had sex in the laundry room? Nope
*Had sex in your bed? nope =[
*Had sex in your parents bed? No... thats sick!
*Had sex on a table? Yes
*Had sex in a bathroom? not yet ;)
*Had sex during a party? Nope
*Had drunken sex? yes!
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? Nope but it's been done to me... very exotic
*Exotically licked someone's nipple? Yes
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yep =]
*Used ice erotically? no does ice count?
*Used hot melted wax erotically? nope =[
*Shaved your pubic hair? Yes and FUCK OW. But I do it anyway.
*Used a sex toy? Yes <3
*Own a sex toy? Yes <3 It's pink!
*Used an inanimate object? Yes
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? no! thats wrong!
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? Nope
*Given sex in sympathy? No
*Had sex with a virgin? yes
*Ever cheated on someone? yes, not my proudest moment
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? No
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? Yes!
*Had sex with just a friend? no
*Had sex with anothers mate? No
*Had sex with a teacher? Nope
*Had sex with a boss? Nope
*Had sex with a relative? No XD
*Had sex with a pet? Nope
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? No
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No.
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No
*had more than 20 sexual partners? No just 1
*Had more than 10 sexual partners? No
*Had more than 5 sexual partners? No
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? No
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Nope
*Made out with more than 20 different people? yes
*Fooled around with more than 20 different people? no just about 13 or 14
*Fooled around with more than 10 different people? yes
*Had a menage-a-trois? No, i couldnt do that
*Had group sex (more than 3): Nope
*Participated in a swap/swinging club? nope
*Had two regular partners at the same time? No
*Had sex in a public place? Yes
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? yes
*Had sex on the roof of a building? No
*Had sex in a stationary car? no
*Had sex in a taxi cab? No XD
*Had sex in a moving car? no
*Had sex outdoors at night? Yes!
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? No
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? No
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? No
*Had sex at your office or other work area? No
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? yes
*Had sex in a public restroom? No
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? yes! train!!
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? not yet ;)
*Had sex in an elevator? Nope
*Had sex in a cemetery? No
*Had sex in a store dressing room? No
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? No
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? No
*Looked at a nude magazine? Yes
*Looked at an explicit magazine? yes
*Watched a porno? Yes
*Look at porn online? Yes
*Seen a live stripper? No
*Seen a live sex show? No
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? No
*Showered with a partner? not yet ;)
*Bathed with someone? No
*Flashed someone? Yes
*Streaked with a group of six or more? No
*Stripped for someone? Yes
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? yes
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? nope
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yes strip poker
*Showered while someone watched? no
*Masturbated? Yes!
*Masturbated while someone watched? YEP :)
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people? yes
*Masturbated covertly in public? Yes
*Masturbated while on the phone? Yes
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? Quite a bit ago...
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? No
*The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? Never
*Masturbated to someone's picture? yes to [kevin and stuff]
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching? no
*Been walked in on while having sex? no
*Walked in on someone else having sex? No
*Had phone sex? Yes
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes
*Been the photographer for a nude photo? yes
*Been photographed nude? Yes!
*Been photographed having sex? Yes
*Been videotaped having sex? Yes
*Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? No, id rather die a slow agonising painful death