[Dead Next Tuesday]'s diary

12224  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-12-22
Written: (6180 days ago)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tuesday
Birthday: Sept. 4th (Labor day)
Birthplace: Glendora California
Current Location: A ranch.. With cows!
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5'4'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Irish, native American, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots... With flowers on them ^_^
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Zombies, the dark, death, cancer, being overweight, dying...
Your Perfect Pizza: cheesy goodness
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure out my life!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ^_^
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it...
Your Best Physical Feature: Leggies
Your Bedtime: Lately, about 2-3am
Your Most Missed Memory: ^_^ That one time, when this one boy was doing terrible things to me... and then he kissed my forehead....
Pepsi or Coke: Bleck.
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Single...I just end up wanting to molest my date, and the others don't usually appreciate that. >.<
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea. Raspberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mmm, chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Not if I can help it... Except for the word damnit... ^_^ I like that word.
Do you Sing: It's quite enjoyable to randomly break out in song
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: ^_^ Since I can remember
Do you want to go to College: That's where I'm at.
Do you want to get Married: Yes..
Do you belive in yourself: Occassionally
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, drives me crazy.
Do you think you are Attractive: ..occassionally
Are you a Health Freak: YES.
Do you get along with your Parents: Better than I used to.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No >.<
Do you play an Instrument: Piano, guitar, clarinet, flute, piccolo...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, never actually.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, never actually.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, never actually >.<
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. ^_^
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ehh, no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Noonono
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: I hope not >.<
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nooo
Ever been called a Tease?: Not really.... I like to get to the point >.>
Ever been Beaten up: No
How do you want to Die: Never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy... and rich maybe >.>
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico ^_^ Start simple.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long for girls... on the shorter side for guys.
Height: TALL.. Preferably over 6'
Weight: N/A
Best Clothing Style: a little dressy
Number of Drugs I have taken: NADA
Number of CDs I own: A gazillion
Number of Piercings: Four
Number of Tattoos: None for me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hahah, I think we all have TONS of regrets...

12223  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-12-22
Written: (6180 days ago)

[Mark X for Yes]
(_) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(x) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I HAD SEX
(x) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAD A THREESOME
(_) I BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF(when i was young)
(_) I HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(x) I LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX (by me m8s)
(x) I LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(x) I CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER SAY NEVER
(_) I WENT SKINNY DIPPING
(_) I BROKE SOMEONES HEART

12222  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-12-22
Written: (6180 days ago)

[Basics]
Name : Tuesday
B-Day : Sept. 4th (Labor Day)
Age : 18
Eye Color : Hazel (Horny green, haha ^_^)
Hair Color : Dirty blonde
Height : 5'3 3/4"
Best Feature : People tel me legs... so I'll go with that.
Shoe Size : 8
Ring Size : 7 or something?
Addictions : Eating, sex, the internet, masturbation... who knows.
Pets : Calvin the Betta fish
Piercings : 3 ear piercings and a navel piercing
Tattoos : Nope.
Nickname : Pinki
Car: 2002 Dark Blue Dodge Neon >.< Wasn't my choice...
Parents still together : Yes... Damnit.
Siblings : None for me, thanks.
Live with Parents? : Not anymore... Dorm life for me!
[Favorite/Most Important]
Feature of the opposite sex : Face
Spot to be kissed : Neck or nose... can't decide.
Holiday : Thanksgiving!
Alcoholic Drink : I don't drink. (crazy, I know >.<)
Non-Alcoholic Drink : Vitamin Water
Quote : "Don't hate, masturbate!"
Thing a friend has done for you : Heheh... ^_^ Mmmm.
Thing you have done for a friend : Nothin' better than being there, right?
Baby names (girl) : Antigone Alexis; Maybe; Nataline
Baby names (boy) : Ephraim
Ben & Jerry's Flavor : Half Baked cookie dough and brownie! Mmm.. Orgasmic.
Starbucks Drink : White chocolate soy mocha
Season : Autumn
[Have You Ever]
Wished on a star: Aw, yeah. ^_^ When I was little I used to all the time.
Been in love : Yesyes...
Been out of the country : No... But some day!
Talked on the phone all night : ^_^ Only every other day.
Bungee jumped : No
Driven cross-country : Nope
Had surgery : Nope
Been told you might die : Nope... >.>
Told someone you love them : ^_^ A million times.
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them : Uhm.. I don't think so. ^.^
Asked someone out : ....never. Hahah. Too chicken, I guess.
Kissed someone (made the first move) : Not that wasn't my significant other.
As a child, had a skip-it : Nope, I was a little old by the time those came out.
What about a sock-em-bop : No
Kissed the same sex : Yes.
Gone out in public with you PJ's on : Of course!
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose : Does jello count???
Had sex in a car : Where else is there when you're a teenager with unsympathetic parents??
[High School]
Public/Private : Public... I don't believe in private school.
Best Friend : No one you'd know.
Boy/GirlFriend : Yes.... I miss molesting him... *sigh*
Job : Not right now.
Prom Date : The significant other.
Best Memory : The BF does cute things everyday...
Worst Memory : Leaving home, I guess.
Graduate(?) : Of high school.
Leave a virgin : Nonono
[This or That]
Strawberries/Blueberries : Strawberries, I guess.
Meat/Veggie : Meat.. I don't eat grass.
TV/Movie : Movie
Hugs/Kisses : Right now I could use a few kisses
Guitar/Drums : Guitar! I miss mine...
Chinese/Mexican : Mexican... Though I'm not really fond of either.
Day/Night : Night scares me lately.
Cheerios/Corn Flakes : Tough.... Corn flakes.
Snickers/MilkyWay : Snickers!
Gold/Silver : Silver
Black/Brown : Black
Elvis/Beatles : Beatles
Sprinkles/Icing : Icing... Sprinkles taste like platic.
Cookie/Donut : Donut... The fluffy ones. ^_^
Cake/Pie : Pie
Coke/Pepsi : Eww... Not really a soda fan. Unless there's Mountain Dew involved.
[I]
am : AKW
thought : moving to a different state was a good idea >.<
need : Sleep.. I need to sleep for the next 3 days straight.
want : SEX... Damnit... Three months!!!
love : my Mommie ^_^ Oh, and the significant other
hate : zombies.
wish I was : in Ketchikan, Alaska
will always : miss Justin when he's gone.

12163  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-12-17
Written: (6185 days ago)

Survey (Boredum):

*Are you a virgin? No. Wouldn't be much fun to to this quiz if I wasn't, wouldn't it?
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? 14 years old.
*Age you first masturbated? 15-ish I think...
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 15
*Age first had recieved oral sex? 16
*Age first given oral sex? 16
*Age lost virginity? 17
*Favorite sex position? Missionary... What can I say, I like it face-to face (and for him to do the work, haha. ^_^)
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? Heh... No.
*Had sex with someone you met online? Thankfully, no.
*The last time you fooled around with someone? Uhh... September. *Sigh*
*Had cyber sex? Never, actually.
*Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes.
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? Around 5.
*Kissed in public? Yes!
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? Hmm.. no.
*Devoted a whole day 0f sex ? Haha, not YET. In a week, though... >.>
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Again with the not yet, thing.
*Received open praise for sexual technique? I'll go with yes.
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? No >.< Though I'm surprised I haven't...
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes. ^_^
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes...
*Had sex while totally dressed? Does missing underwear count?
*Had sex while standing up? No.
*Had sex in the kitchen? No
*Had sex in your bedroom? Yes.
*Had sex in the laundry room? No.
*Had sex in your bed? Yes.
*Had sex in your parents bed? >.< Ew. No. Though my parents are actually sleeping on my old mattresses right now, so... >.> I feel bad for them... Heh.
*Had sex on a table? No.
*Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
*Had drunkin sex? Nope.
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? No, but I've received such?
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? Yesyes!
*Used ice erotically? Yes.
*Used hot melted wax erotically? ...No.
*Shaved your pubic hair? Yes. >.>
*Used a sex toy? No.
*Own a sex toy? No. I have a fear of mechanics being inside me...
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? Previously, yes.
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? You could call it that...
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? >.> Maybe... Technically?
*Given sex in sympathy? Nope.
*Had sex with a virgin? Haha, yes. ^_^
*Ever cheated on someone? Never.
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Ick, no.
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? Well, he's my best friend now (of the opposite sex ^_^).
*Had sex with just a friend? No.
*Had sex with anothers mate? No.
*Had sex with a teacher? That was never a fantasy I had... No. >.<
*Had sex with a boss? NO.
*Had sex with a relative? NOO.
*Had sex with a pet? Save the SHEEPIES!
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? NOOO.
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? Nope. I also have a fear of being tainted... >.>
*Made out with more than 20 different people? Nope.
*Had a menage-a-trois? No...
*Had group sex (more than 3)? Nope.
*Had sex in a public place? Hah, yes.
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Er... I don't think so. Need to add that to the list.
*Had sex on the roof of a building? Now that would be fun!
*Had sex in a stationary car? Yes.
*Had sex in a moving car? >.< That doesn't sound pleasant.
*Are you a member of the mile high club? Nooo....
*Had sex outdoors at night? Not yet.
*Had sex at your office or other work area? >>.<< yes...
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? ...yes...
*Had sex in a public restroom? Not quite.
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? No... It makes me think of infection.
*Had sex in an elevator? Nope.
*Had sex in a cemetery? No... There are rapists in cemeteries. And I don't plan on unscheduled rapings. ^_^
*Had sex in a store dressing room? No.
*Felt a stranger up? >.> no.
*Looked at a nude magazine? Yes.
*Looked at an explicit magazine? Yes..?
*Watched a porno? Yes.
*Look at porn online? *sigh& Yes, who hasn't. >.< Just being on this website is looking at porn.
*Seen a live stripper? Aw, no! ^_^
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? O.o No...
*Showered with a partner? Yes! That's my favorite!
*Flashed someone? My significant other?
*Streaked? Naw... I would now, though. Could be fun, eh?
*Stripped for someone? Yes. ^_^
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? >.> no..
*Played strip poker? Not yet.
*Showered while someone watched? Hahah, yes.
*Masturbated while someone watched? Yes.
*Masturbated covertly in public? ...yes. >.<
*Masturbated while on the phone? Yes. Hahah, maybe a little too often....
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? Last night...
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? Yes.
*Masturbated to someone's picture? No, not really...
*Been walked in on while having sex? NO. Hope it never happens... There's nothing worse than the pissyness of a girl who's had her orgasm wrecked. >.< Gah...
*Walked in on someone else having sex? No.
*Been photographed nude? Yes.
*Been photographed having sex? No.
*Been videotaped having sex? No...

The End... Eheh. That wasn't very satisfying. Bleck. Adios. Still bored.

3316  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-06-19
Written: (6732 days ago)

Do you ever notice ALL of the pictures of people taking pictures of themselves? Now, not to be hypocritical I admit that I do it too, and am also at fault.. But still.. Lately while house-surfing I've been noticing how tacky/corny/weird/narcissistic(sp?) it is. It just looks funny to me. I at least try and make my pictures look somewhat like someone else has taken them, and they're just close-ups. Oh well. Everyone needs to feel attractive(pretty), and I guess sites like fake, or ET, myspace, etc., give one that opportunity.
So, do you feel pretty? I certainly do. ^_^ Not to mention a little too blatently dirty. But that can't be avoided.

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