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1. Your Name :
Robert
a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover
"I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion"
2. Your Age ?
18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
3. One of your friends
Megan
A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!
4.What should you be doing?
Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5. Favourite color?
orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6. Birthplace ?
Kentucky
One of the greatest states in the Union, ranking up there easily with Pennsylvania, Michigan, Texas, New York, Ohio, Minnesota, and California.
7.month you was born in ?
December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
8.last person you talked to ?
cassie
Fine ass girl that used to be a model, and came out with the song Me & U.
Cassie has been compared to Aaliyah and Rihanna
9. Nickname?
Robby
The act of getting multiple erections and having them last for extendable amounts of time.
I had the biggest robby in box office today at work!
hey a story i wrote let me know what you think ; ) :
The Hell Cat & Teddy Bear :
A long time ago ………. In a far away land live creatures big and tall to small and short. In this land lived a beautiful creature named Hell Cat. Now Hell Cat was some what tall and she had hair that was so long it was past her waist line. She had the prefect tanned skin, her eyes glowed like pure blue crystals, and her voice could make the gods bow to her, her body figure was curvy not heavy but the curves were in the right places and everyday shed wear this very short black dress that didn’t leave much to the mind of the men who worship her as a goddess. But sad to say she never found any of them interesting to her liking. She wanted a beast like no other that no one tamed and she wanted to tame him and make him hers forever. In a forest not to far from the Hell Cat was a such man, a beast of the world, his hair was smooth and was past his shoulders, his eyes were brown like a teddy bear’s eyes would be. His skin was ruff but soft at the same time, his muscles were cut to perfection and he spoke softly like a calm river in the forest on a sunny day. He only wore a pair of torn up jeans that where no women couldn’t say no to.
One day the Hell Cat tried of the hundreds of men following her ran into the forest looking for peace and quiet with nature. As she was walking she notice a figure in the trees,” who’s there”, she asked worried it was another man looking for her,” who or what ever you are go away leave me be “, she stayed quiet for a moment then the figured left so she just sighed and walked till she came to a lake, she looked around to see if anybody was around and slowly took off her dress and was standing there fully bare as she walked into the lake and relaxed. Some time later as the sun was setting The man was walking with some wolves when he notice the piece of fabric on the ground, slowly knelt down and picked it up and sniffed the fabric and looked around. Out of nowhere he hears a person screaming and it was Hell Cat and she was mad at this man touching her stuff she came right out of the water and snatched it from his hands,” how dare you touch my clothes pervert what are you “, as she looked up to see who was this person she saw the mans faced and instantly just blushed and turned away stood there for a second and just understood she was nude smiled to her self thinking that this was the man she was looking for. But as she was turning around to say something when suddenly the man grab her arms softly and pull her towards him as there lips touched she was worried at first then she fell into the kiss more and more she kept going pushing her tongue against his wrapping each others tongue together. When the kiss was done she smiled and moved the hair from his eyes,” what is thy name and I’ll thee mine”, for a moment he thought then gave a howl towards the skies as he was doing so Hell Cat felt the wet trails going down her legs and she wanted more from him so much more,” that is what my family calls me”, said the man as he bowed to Hell Cat. “I’m Hell Cat but you can call me kitty for short”. She said smiling non stop at him.
He looked at her and tilted his head then step right up against her and she was surprised as he sniffed around her and looked at her,” your in heat”, he said as he smiled. When he smiled she was rushing like a water fall and then moves closer to him and whispers into his ear,” do you want to take of that I’m pretty hot and I think you’d be prefect to help me. Smiling he picks her up and lays her on the soft grassed and looks all over her then leans in and kisses her again, the kiss was enough to make her moan a little as they were kissing he smiled and so did she then taking his hand and showing him where she wanted it against her wet spot, slowly he pressed his fingers against her wet spot as he was doing so she moaned louder doing so grasping against his arms, with his other hand he cupped her breast and softly pressed against them and she couldn’t take it and came all over his hand and he smiled kissed her and softly kisses from her lips to her collar bone to her chest inch by inch he was kissing and she loved every second of it. She was afraid to tell him he was his first and she didn’t care he was to prefect so she just moaned, he was to her breast and he cupped her breast and started to lick her nipples and making them hard in his mouth, after doing so he moved down as down so open her legs wide and he reached her wet spot and there he kissed her inner thighs and closer and closer inch by inch he reached that spot where she wanted him at and smiled as he took his tongue and softly licked but slowly from the base to the tip and Hell Cat let out a very loud whine but it didn’t stop him, he kept on licking pushing more and more of his tongue into her and more and more she whined and moaned and slowly came on him. Then the man smiles greatly as she yells in joy as she cum again but this time all over his mouth and some of his face he laughed a little and licked it off and said,” time to clean you up”, by saying that she was confused what could he do to me I’m so happy with this, she thought as she watched him slowly lean down take his mouth and cover her wet spot all the way in his mouth when he was surely know that he was there he started to suck, instantly Hell Cat screamed loudly and acting like she was about to pull away and grasped her hips and forced more into his mouth sucking more as he started to growl. The vibration of the growl alone made her feel as if she was going to cum again but she fought it wanting more he kept sucking for hours it seemed more and more Hell Cat fought this…… till once again she couldn’t hold it back and came again but this time harder than ever she fell against the ground breathing heavily as he kept licking and she turned to him and said,” can I give you a better name”, he looked at her for a moment then smiled and said,” yes any name is better than the one I have”,” Teddy Bear is what I will call you “, smiling she cuddle up next to him and he smiled and held her in his arms as the night came he started a fire. “Teddy Bear”, she said holding him to her, “ will you be mines forever if I asked for it”, “ of course”, he said, “ Then you’re my Teddy Bear forever”, smiling she feel asleep in his arms as he held her close till mornings dawn.