Right, so, Here's pretty much what I do that keeps me so busy.
Manage a sim in SL
Admin on another
Work
Bells
Chores
Run errands for a job that I don't get paid for.
Run errands for family.
Complain about how long it takes me to change SOTW again. Then, I want you to take chainsaw, turn it on, and sit on it. <3
If I take a few days extra to change it, it's because I have a life. A small one, but a life none the less.

I wanna go home and see my brother :/

Whoo! *runs around spastically, throwing glitter at everybody*

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AND ALL THAT JAZZ!

*Runs off throwing even more glitter, screaming*

If I was a country I'd be: Ireland
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Cursing
If I was a swear word I'd be: Cunt
If I was a ice cream flavour I'd be: Lehuan honey ans sweet cream
If I was a virus I'd be: T virus
If I was a feeling I'd be: Indifferent
If I was a war I'd be: The american revolution
If I was a city I'd be: Berlin
If I was a colour I'd be: Neon Green
If I was a movie I'd be: Army of Darkness
If I was a currency I'd be: Euro
If I were a month, I'd be: December
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Sunset
If I were a planet, I'd be: Venus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A Dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: That vibrating recliner
If I were a sin, I'd be: Gluttony
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Absinthe
If I were a tree, I'd be: An oak
If I were a bird, I'd be: Hawk
If I were a tool, I'd be: A wrench
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Witch Hazel
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Blizzard
If I were an animal, I'd be: Snake
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Pea
If I were a sound, I'd be: Glass shattering
If I were an element, I'd be: Helium
If I were a song, I'd be: Get Your Body Beat
If I were a book, I'd be: Dragon Tears
If I were a food, I'd be: Steak
If I were a material, I'd be: Titanium
If I were a taste, I'd be: Divine
If I were a word, I'd be: Huh?
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: "What the fuck?!"
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Parallelagram
If I were a number, I'd be: 42
If I were a band, I'd be: Combichrist

I've been bad...I shouldn't have done what I did, but I was so ungodly angry with everything at that point, I didn't really give a good goddamn. It's not an excuse, there's no excuse for it.

Today is a sad, sad day.

.:FIRE:.

[x] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[x] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 9

.:WATER:.

[] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[] You rarely get angry.
[] When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (sometimes)
[] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[] You are very generous.
Total: 4

.:EARTH:.

[] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything.
[] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 6

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[] You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.: DARKNESS:.

[] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is one of your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[] You don't talk much.
[] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[] You believe everything you see or hear.
[] You are afraid of the dark.
[] You hate violence.
[] You hope for world peace.
[] You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you.
[] You always follow the rules.
Total: 2

Huh...

Sooo....
Last night, I went into the early stages of labor.
Total time contracting: almost four hours.
Total dialation: 1.5 cm.
.5 more than last time...
Goddamnit.

I'm so ungodly unhappy right now it's not even funny. Yesterday was such a shitty day, I'd have rather died than wake up this morning.

It all started at work. A patient asked wether or not we could change her mattress for another one...not because there was anything wrong with it, but bewcause the other one was a color she liked. We (Tisha and myself), of course, refused. Going up there to do laundry however, Tisha discovered the woman had done it anyway.

We were in the process of changing it back, when the patient starts flipping the fuck out about how she's mistreated, and she should call 911 because we're killing her, and putting LSD in her sweet tea. Normally this is annoying at best, but she grabbed the mattress from us and started pulling at it, saying it belonged to her husband, and she wasn't going to let us kill her anymore. So, while Tisha is trying to tell me that she can handle this herself, the woman suddenly shouts out she's calling 911 and fucking books it down the stairs, towards the kitchen.
I, without thinking, put my waddle into high gear, and pursue the woman. And everything was only minorly wrong, until I hit the kitchen. My leg gave out on me and I fell, directly on Belladonna. And along with that fall came a huge contraction. While I'm attempting to pull myself up, the woman, now fine as a fucking fiddle, looks down at me and says "That's what you get."
So I ended up having to call Penny and pick me up from work.
Thankfully, Belladonna is still okay, she hasn't made her grand entrance, but she's a little lower than we'd like her to be.

After ordered bedrest for a day, and laying down for awhile, everything was fine. Until Parker and I got home.

Bonecrusher was sitting by the front step, which wasn't unusual for him, he never leaves the yard, unless he's chasing a rabbit or something. The unusual thing is, he wouldn't come to me when I called, and his harness was missing. I call to him some more, but he just looks in my direction, and still doesn't come. So, Parker gives him a nudge. Bonecrusher begins to move, very oddly. As in he's coming straight at me, but not using his back legs.
After finding an emergency vet and waiting there until 4 in the morning, the vet tells us what's wrong with him. Somebody shot him in the spine with a pellet gun, and it's causing paralysis. So he's on Prednisone for the weekend, and if he doesn't start improving, the paralysis is permanent, and he will have to be euthanised.

Well, I'm off to Miss Penny's, so I can go to work tomorrow. I'll be back on either thursday night, or sometime friday. But if it's Friday, closer to evening. Shopping for Belladonna.

Stolen from Doll, who stole it from Nik.

Are you a virgin? You think I am? That's cute.
Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? Uh, I guess my mom, when she kissed me on the cheek, when I came out of her. Isn't that a real kiss?
Age you first masturbated? 17. Nothing happened.
Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? Don't really wanna talk about it.
Age first had recieved oral sex? 18. I'm very shy.
Age first given oral sex? Still, don't wanna talk about it.
Age lost virginity? Unwilling? 14. Willing? 17
Favorite sex position? Depends on how painful it can get.
Do you make booty calls? I don't have much of a booty, so no.
Have you responded to a booty call? Nah. Casual sex with an ex isn't a booty call, but that's nither here nor there, it's about 2 years ago.
Had sex with a member of the same sex? Totally.
Had oral sex? Yeah.
Had anal sex? On accident. I don't wanna get into it.
Had sex with someone you met online? Technically yes. I knew them, we dated, had sex, broke up, and re-met online, but no sex.
The last time you had sex was? Erm...*blush*
Had cyber sex? Yes, yes I have.
Kissed a member of the same sex? I'll tell you the same thing I told an insurace company once. "Kiss me, because I like to be kissed while I'm getting fucked."
Number of members you kissed of the same sex is? Around 10, I think.
Kissed in public? Uh-huh.
Used more than 3 positions in one session? Almost everytime.
Devoted a whole day to sex? Oh, that was a good day.
Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? They're not that stupid.
Received open praise for sexual technique? Right in the middle of Wal-mart.
Fallen or lost balance during sex? I don't have the greatest balance, so yeah.
Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yup.
Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes.
Had sex while totally dressed? Heh. In busch gardens.
Had sex while standing up? See above.
Had sex in the kitchen? Almost burnt myself on the stove.
Had sex in your bedroom? Who hasn't?
Had sex in the laundry room? While the washer was on.
Had sex in your bed? In implies getiing insode, so no. On top of it, yes.
Had sex in your parents bed? Should'nt have pissed me off.
Had sex on a table? Living room table, broad daylight.
Had sex in a bathroom? *pokes Belladonna* yup.
Had sex during a party? Heh. Drunken sex is funny. Especially if your not the drunk one.
Had drunkin sex? You spelled that wrong, but yes.
Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? I was woken up that way once. I have a REAL problem with my feet being touched.
Exotically licked someone's nipple? Nipples are not exotic, they are quite common.
Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? In a shower.
Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Yes, but it makes me hungry, so I have to stop and eat.
Used ice erotically? God, it was cold.
Used hot melted wax erotically? Burns so good *wiggles hips*
Shaved your pubic hair? Before, yes. Now I can't see it, so I veet it.
Used a sex toy? *blush*
Own a sex toy? Uh...meow?
Obtained money or a favor for sex? Nope.
Paid or granted a favor for sex? Nada.
Given sex in sympathy? Ewh, that means they look like a foot, and that ain't gonna fly.
Had sex with a virgin? Hehehe.
Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? No.
Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? Big mistake.
What is the most you've done with them? Everything I was willing to do.
Had sex with just a friend? Well, ended up dating, but yes.
Had sex with anothers mate? I didn't know.
Had sex with a teacher? They're all like, old. Ugh!
Had sex with a boss? My nana's my boss. No fucking way.
Had sex with a relative? Why would you even ask that?! NO!
Had sex with a pet? Just because I like to wear cat ears and a tail while having sex sometimes, doesn't mean I'll fuck an animal.
Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Nope. It was the night after.
Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Um, no.
Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no
Had more than 20 sexual partners? nope.
Had more than 10 sexual partners? Not quite.
Had more than 5 sexual partners? yes.
Had more than 3 sexual partners? yes
Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Whatever other people do is fine, but "not I" said the cat.
Made out with more than 20 different people? Eh, little less.
Fooled around with more than 20 different people? Way less.
Fooled around with more than 10 different people? Less.
Had a menage-a-trois? I don't really feel comfortable answering that.
Had group sex (more than 3?) I can't remember, but not willingly.
Participated in a swap/swinging club? No, He'd rip thier heads off.
Had two regular partners at the same time? No.
Had sex in a public place? Wasn't this already asked?
Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Busch gardens. WHAT?! The line was boring!
Had sex on the roof of a building? Too pregnant to do that.
Had sex in a stationary car? Yes.
Had sex in a taxi cab? No.
Had sex in a moving car? While they were driving, then yes.
Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope.
Had sex outdoors at night? Yes
Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? As horrible as it is, yes.
Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest(party/social visit)? No.
Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? With the host.
Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? No.
Had sex at your office or other work area? I work with old people...eww...
Met partner during work hours to have sex? No.
Had sex in a public restroom? Yes.
Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No
Had sex in a dark theater? Yes.
Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Yes.
Had sex in an elevator? We stopped it.
Had sex in a cemetery? No.
Had sex in a store dressing room? Almost.
Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? If I'm not gonna fuck you, alcohol will only make me more violent towards sexual advances.
Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? No, I beat the shit out of him.
Felt a stranger up? No.
Looked at a nude magazine? Yes.
Looked at an explicit magazine? No.
Watched a porno? Night shift nurses is funny.
Look at porn online? No.
Seen a live stripper? I've been offered the job.
Seen a live sex show? Nope.
Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Uh, I was on the floor playing Katamari, so I wasn't watching. And they did know.
Showered with a partner? Water conservation is important, besides, who would help me if I drowned?
Bathed with someone? See above.
Flashed someone? To prove a point.
Streaked with a group of six or more? No.
Stripped for someone? Yes.
Stripped for a group of 3 or more? Nope.
Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? All the people in those places REALLY shouldn't be, so no.
Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? My clothes got stolen, shut up.
Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yes, and kept all my clothes on the whole game.
Showered while someone watched? They even washed my back for me ^.^
Masturbated? Nothing happened, as I said before.
Masturbated while someone watched? ^^^^^^look there. That tells you no.
Masturbated for a group of three or more people? WHY?!
Masturbated covertly in public? No, not exactly. He had the remote.
Masturbated while on the phone? No
The last time you masturbated while on the phone? Never, is the obious answer.
The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? I don't have a webcam, and even if I did, I wouldn't
Masturbated to someone's picture? Still, no.
Had sex while you knew someone was watching? Yes, I could hear them.
Been walked in on while having sex? A slew of times.
Walked in on someone else having sex? Played katamari, didn't watch.
Had phone sex? This question was already asked.
Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Haha, yes. we critqued it.
Been the photographer for a nude photo? No.
Been photographed nude? Yes.
Been photographed having sex? No.
Been videotaped having sex? No.
Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? Uh, I'm insanely jealous, so that wouldn't fly.

Sorry I haven't been on in like, forever.
I'll be on more now.

But my attitude is changing.

This snowy field is stretching
as far as my eye can see
I wonder how far my feet will go
if I let them carry me?

Over a hill or two
I thought I could survive
Then something was waiting there
it certainly had your eyes.

I ran away and tripped
I landed on a rock
It broke my leg
And I'm going into shock.

Pulse is getting fainter
skin is growing cold
Almost feels like drowning
as I slip into a hole.


See That?!^^^

I have no idea why I wrote it. XD

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Malice

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
Malizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
Lime Snake

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
Rose main

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
Batmapau

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Black Vodka (That sounds more like a porn stars name!)

7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
Atsoune

8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Leigh...

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Purple Anubis. (what the hell this sounds like one too!)

*She screams at the top of her lungs, jumping up and down* FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!

Ah, making preperations. I'm going to a festival this weekend, for I need more elderberry wine! I'll be back on sunday my dears, not to worry.

I feel...

Name: Lazarus
Age: 21
Eyes: Bright green
Hair: Eletric blue
Looks: Fit and muscualr, yet slim. Has fair skin, and his veins buldge slightly, making him a perfect specimen for nurses.
Clothing: White bondage pants with heavy chains ment to inflict more weight with kicks, A light trenchcoat, with no shirt underneath.
Bio: (You'll have to write it yourself babe)

I'm delighting and induldging myself in a wonder-filled evening, with my dear younger brother Nikolas Báthory, whom I love very much so. We have a strange relationship, my brother and I...not on incestuous terms of course, but we are perfectly comfortable leading people who don't know us in that direction. Ha ha, we find it hilarious how easily people are mislead and use it to our advantage. Why?! Because we study the ignorant masses, and use everything about them to gain our own ends.