http://www.youtube.com/user/grrrmaster

lol its finally up the video of me singing on youtube...please no critics i had a stuffy nose...*pouts*

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
joseph

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
josizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
White Bat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
Michael Kipling

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
KleJoDav

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Blood Red Root Beer

7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
OEMLUJY

8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Mary *ha im a women now*

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Black Ice
*ha thats funny ROFLMAO*

ARE YOU ______ :
shy or outgoing?: depends if your cute then yea im shy
uptight or laid back?: laid back
messy or organized?: messy and organised
living comfortably or just getting by?: getting by
impulsive or deliberate?:umm..prolly impulsive
stubborn or know when to give in?: stubborn as hell
patient or impatient?: a liol bit of both
spontaneous?: hell yea
a virgin?: mmm..im kinda a slut so no...lol
trustworthy?:beyond
loyal?:for the most part lol
dependable?:usually
a good friend?: very much so
good with children?: for the most part
polite in most circumstances?: yes
punctual?: no
reliable?: yes
considerate?:most of the time
reasonable?: most fo the time
quick to judge people?:no cuzz i h8 to be judged
the jealous type?: yea a lil
confident?:depends..in my looks no...my personality yea
self-conscious?:more then anyone will ever know
a perfectionist?: umm...no not really
in shape?: kinda sorta
creative?: yes
more of an optimist or a pessimist?: mix
more of a leader or a follower?: leader
more of a Democrat or a Republican?: idk
more of a liberal or a conservative?: idk
more of a talker or a listener?: both
more likely to get involved or mind your own business?: depends on the situation
more likely to greet someone or be greeted?: be gretted
more likely to be included or excluded from group activities?: depends
saving for retirement?: im 17 WTF??
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WOULD YOU EVER ______ :

adopt a child?: yes
lend someone money knowing that they would never pay you back?: yes
do someone a favor knowing they would never do the same for you?: yes
donate your organs/body?: yes
become a vegetarian/vegan for someone?: haha that depends are guys classified as meat cuzz if they are then hell no
work at a fast food restaurant?: it’s a job
kill yourself to save someone else?: deff.
admit to a wrongdoing to protect someone else?: yeah
fight in a war?: i fucking hate war soo hell fucking no
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THE SHORTS:

How long have you lived in your current location?: 1 yrs
How many times have you moved in your life?: way too many times
How many states have you lived in?: 1
How many states have you been in?: idk a couple
How many other countries have you been in?: no idea
Do you look more like your mother or your father?: my dad
Do you act more like your mother or your father?: my dad
Are you parents still together or divorced or.....?: were never married
Are any of your grandparents still alive?: yea alll but one
Have you met any of your great-grandparents?: one of them
Name two people (non family) you will never forget: ALL my friends
Who would you most likely call if you were in trouble?: my best friend glen he'd do anything for me
Who would you most likely go to with a problem?: any of my friends
What/Where is your favorite place to go when you're upset?: my room with a blaring stereo
Who was your first childhood friend?: glen
---Are you still friends with this person?: BEST.
Who is your best friend?: Glen
---How long have you known him/her?: gosh forever
Did you have a crush on anyone as a child?: umm...yea kinda my cousins bf lol i know corny
Who/When was your first adolescent crush?: ummm in the 6th grade this really sexy italian guy named Migule
Who/When was your last (most recent) crush?: umm..steven
How old were you when you went on your first date?: shit idk 13 i think lol
When was your last (most recent) date?: no clue
Who/When was your first (romantic) kiss?: my gf in the 6th grade on halloween night
Who/When was your last (most recent) kiss?: no clue
What kind of first impression do you make?: a crazy one
Is that the kind of impression you're trying to make?: yea normally
What is the compliment you receive most often from other people?: they love my eyes
What criticism do you receive most often from other people?: my weight or my style
When would you say was the best time of your life (so far)?: idk
Do you think the best has yet to come or has it already passed?: yet to come
How do you want to die?: in the most horrific way so it'll go down in history lol
How do you think you will die anyway?: idk giant explosion or somthing or kharma lol
What is your best habit?: umm...prolly my flirting lol
What is your worst habit?: same it's a bad thing somtimes
What is the best feeling in the world?: not goona go there
What is the worst feeling in the world?: being left behind
What is the thing you want most from life?: ummmm..idk
What annoys you most in another person?:closed mindedness
What is your greatest ambition?: to become the front for a rock band that will become a classic or a legend
What fear are you most paranoid about?: SPIDERS!!!!
Did you get good grades in school?:almost always
What kind of underwear do you wear?: usually boxers occasionally breifs when i wanna show off
How do you like your eggs?: srambled
Pancakes or Waffles?: pancakes
What kind of milk do you drink?: whole
How often do you brush your teeth?: everyday twice
When is your bedtime?: whenever i want
What is the most thoughtful gift you have ever received?: my warlock guitar from my dad
What is the most thoughtless gift you have ever received?: ummm....a pair of dress sox
What is the strangest gift you have ever received?: umm...a box of playful pleasures condoms from.....my mom
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?: telekenisis
If you could be any one animal, what would it be?: a phoenix
What animal is most like your personality?: a phoenix
What movie scared the crap out of you as a kid?: The original exorcist
What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?:umm...no clue
What movie still makes you laugh every time you see it?:umm....friday
What movie do you love even though it's stupid?:umm...the scary movies
How many CDs do you own?: wow way too many
How many DVDs do you own?: somewhere in the hundreds
What are three luxuries you cannot live without?: music,my friends and this site
One thing I can't resist is.....: singing when i know the words to a song
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THE LONGS:

Let's hear a philosophical statement about reality: it fucking sux
What is your philosophy in life?:live love and die
How do you try to live your life?: spontaneous and crazy live it to the fullest
How would you describe your personality?:ummm confused mostly
what personality traits do you look for in another person?: humor intelligence understanding compassion love of nature and the arts
What personality traits do you look for in the opposite sex?: understanding

1. Put your music player on shuffle.





2. Press forward for each question.





3.




Use the song title as the answer to the question


What does this year have in store for me?
Severed-Mudvayne

What does your love life look like?
Sorry-Buck Cherry

What do I say when life gets hard?
Calling all cars-Senses Fail

What do I think of when I get up in the morning?
Halloween on military street-Insane clown posse

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
little piece of heaven-Avenged Seven fold *thats hillarious*

What do you want as a career?
Summer lovin -Grease Sound Track *lol*

Your favorite saying?
off your face-My Bloody Valentine

Favorite place?
crazy-simple plan

Where would you go on a first date?
welcome to my life-Simple plan

Describe yourself-
I just wanna live -Good Charlotte

The song that will be played at your funeral?
Hold On -good Charlotte

What's your Porn star name?
lipgloss and letdown- A Static lullaby

The song that best describes my school principal?
break up song-simple plan

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
time is running out -Papa roach

How do I view the opposite sex?
Need-The Send

How do I feel right now?
Shatterd by broken dreams-Avenged Sevenfold

Where do I want to be at the moment?
All Down Hill From Here -New Found Glory

What does my crush think of me?
Death Blooms - Mudvayne

What will my day be like tomorrow?
Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown *lol sooo lame i know*

How do other people view me?
Angles - Within Temptation

Where should I be right now?
Becoming the bull -atreyu

What should I be doing right now?
Remenisson-Avenged Sevenfold

When you're in a good mood?
I'm Alive - a change of pace

When you're bored?
Cries in vain - Bullet for my valentine


What's your favorite activity?
Wake up - three days grace

How will your next relationship end?
Deliverance - Sick Puppies

Where will you be in 20 years?
Shaken -Shiny toy Guns

What song describes how you look?
The Young And The Hopeless - Good Charlotte



ehh some of the titles make sence but oh well there yall go

for all friends who want it put it in your house to show just how much i love you all