A Proud Homophobe is the same as a Naive Child

They are both uneducated, foolish, full of opinions, misinformation, and are commonly looked upon with a sense of resigned tolerance. They are there, and we have to deal with them, though nuetering will probably take the fight out of both of them, and quickly.


I just pittered through some wanker's house who's only picture says 'Straight love is the only love.'

This comes from somebody whose family, forty-fifty years ago, probably were at the hate rallies condemning interracial marriages.

In essence, people need to shut up. This pedantic dweeb is proud of being a bigot, and a homophobe, and makes it clear that he enjoys such disparaging titles. Do you know what I think? Bullshit like this is passed down through the media and through direct sources (i.e. parents and grandparents). This self-proclaimed 'honour' is nothing more than regurgitated philosophy that holds no basis in reality.  Close-minded fools like him and the majority of people in certain religious cultures find something wrong with that kind of love.

But about that. Straight love is the only love? That's essentially categorizing love; that's not possible. In the end, you would have to marry people so they match. Same skin color, same hair, eyes, height, weight, eyebrow length. If you did anything BUT drag this categorization of love down to this extreme, you are being hypocritical, and I will stand by, and back up, this proclamation.

'Boy + boy + girl + girl'

A boy can love another boy as much as a girl, and girls can love girls as much as they love boys.

There is nothing wrong with it. In a nutshell, love is nothing more than a biological chemical combination that is released into the brain and body to stimulate reactions to the object of your interest. MEANING: It doesn't matter if your getting aroused seeing your girlfriend undress, or that cute boy in the locker room pulling his shirt off. It's the SAME chemicals, no matter what.

So, to say it's wrong is opinionated foolishness that, as said before, holds NO basis in reality. To say that it is the ONLY love is close-minded. People who hate other people for loving another person, same sex or no, are merely screaming out their lack of self-identity, and are pitiably worthless. They merely want to draw attention to themselves in order to spread their plebianic views into a world of people who either love them for their forthright knowledge (second-hand knowledge, as a matter of fact, that is also woefully inaccurate), or people that hate them for their lack of compassion, understanding, and sense of humanity.













I will make this clear. If I offended you because you are a homophobe; GOOD! GROW THE HELL UP! This isn't the inquisition people, it's the 21st century, and shit is changing! Time to get past your neo-religious ideals of self-modeled perfection and learn to live with what life has dealt you. So the boy next door likes to kiss boys, then fucks them from behind in a pleasurable night of lovemaking. What's it to you? Are you injured? No. In danger? No. Anywhere close to being in a position that will require you to protect your own life, possessions, and family? No.

Your being anal-retentive, naive, and opinionated. If the two boys fuck, it does not affect you. The only time you have cause for complaint is if someone attempts to rape you; but, if you are one of the homophobes mentioned before, then you certainly deserve it. THEN you can complain about how bad we are.

Assholes....

Posted on www.craigslist.com in order to shut down our local 'No-kill' shelter.

And, as a note, and I swear to this, if you read the message below and STILL are mad at me for wanting this place shut down, I will (if we have one) cut off our friendship, and label you as a sadist to everyone you know. You have no idea how intensely, aggressively against cruelty to animals I can be, and if you can still cheer for these people after all of this, I will hate you. End of story. I'm no PETA freak, but what they do is just sick and wrong and I will back my point up.
















Project Rex: First-Hand Experience

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Reply to: your anonymous craigslist address will appear here
Date: 2007-12-02, 1:43AM MST


I worked for the Project Rex shop. I can tell people firsthand what it was like for me. I was given the job of cleaning kennels. My pay was started as minimum wage. 6.85, right? No, the owner started me at 5.50, last years miminum wage. When confronted with the fact that the minimum wage had risen, he argued adamantly, saying that no bills were in order for any minimum wage hike. I was underpaid for nearly three weeks, but didn't argue lest I lose my job over it. As I mentioned before, I was hired to clean kennels. That is it. After two days, I was informed that I was needed to also 'clean the back room'. This was a seperate room where the sick or violent animals were kept out of sight. Since I've left they no longer use this room to house animals, but when I worked during the summer there was no air-conditioning, the air stank, the dogs and cats were fed out of bowls that were covered in the animals own fecal matter because there was no running water in the back room to wash the bowls clean. A week after I was hired, I was informed that I needed to clean the back rooms more quickly, that I needed to pick up the pace. Now, I was cleaning quickly, and scrubbing as best as humanly possible. With only one bucket, one hose, three scoopers, and one cleaning brush between three people, cleaning quickly was NOT an option. Yet it was demaned of me. I did not complain, but simply cleaned as quickly as I could without cutting corners. Finally, the owner 'showed' me how to clean. This involved him spraying the kennel once with water, running the scrub brush over it twice, then spraying it again with water. To say the least, the kennel was NOT clean, in the least, yet he told me that was how he expected me to clean. Quickly. I merely shrugged and gave it a go. I was later informed that I was still too slow, even after watching his demonstartion. I cleaned the entire back room in less than three hours, and, covered in sweat and panting like the dogs in that heat-choked room, I was informed that I should have had it cleaned in one and half. At the latest! I was then told that one of my co-workes easily cleans the entire back room in less than two hours, so obviously I should try to emulate her abilities. Ignoring the fact that the woman has worked there far, far longer than me (apparently, from the very beginning), and the fact that the back room was still filthy, I doubt even I could have done a half-a**ed job of it in that little time. To clean that quickly, I would have done NO cleaning whatsoever. And then, three weeks later, I was informed that I was supposed to have cleaned the entire back room, the sickroom, plus feed and water all the dogs LONG before I left so I could help attend the animals in the front. Now, if you would recall, my job description was 'clean kennels'. That is all. But, all of a sudden, I am doing an insufficient job because they 'inadvertantly forgot' to inform me that I had many more duties than I was previously told. To say it was impossible to do what they asked is an understatement, at best. And so, I was fired, because I wasn't doing the forty things they 'frogot' to mention in my job interview.

Sadly, people promote this shelter because it's 'no-kill'. This, coming from people who don't see the puppies as I did, eight or nine furry puppies standing knee-deep in their own excrement. These people didn't watch as I was told, by ALL THE EMPLOYEES, that to keep the puppies under wraps I must stick all of them into a carrier. Those eight or nine puppies? All forcibly placed into a cat carrier, slightly larger than a medium-sized television set, and left in there until we had finished cleaning their pens. Remember how long it took? Yes, three hours. No food. No water. Cramped. Unbelievably hot. Cruel.

And about the food and water. Until they had their store-room renovated (slightly), it was beyond disgusting. Bugs everywhere, food all over the floor. And they kept open bleach and disinfectant bottles RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOGFOOD AND BOWLS. I'm sorry, what? I thought bleach and disinfectant were notably TOXIC to living creatures. Or am I just crazy?

So, ignoring the fact that there are far too many dogs for the store to hold. Ignoring the inhumane treatment of the animals. Ignoring the poor cleaning job that is consistantly applied to their homes. Ignoring the fact they've failed far too many examinations and refuse, whenever possible, to be inspected. Ignoring the fact that people have picketed their store and left angry messages that the puppy or kitten they 'saved' from them, has recently died because of a disease contracted while staying there. Ignoring the fact that I had to lift a nine pound puppy out of it's kennel, which was literally over-flowing with diarrhea and urine, and found that when I cleaned it's paws I find that standing in it's own excrement for so long has literally eaten the pawds off of the puppies paws, leaving them bloody and raw.

If you can ignore all of these things, all of the sadness and pain these poor animals suffer day to day, hoping to be picked up by a good family only to die days after they find them, then there is something undeniably wrong with you.

'No-kill' shelter doesn't apply to this house of death. I have seen these people. They are not outright cruel, they are not evil, they are just regular people who love animals. But they can't afford it. They don't have the time or the staff or the facilities to do it. The fact of the matter is this:

I've worked there. I went home and cried so many times after spending my day with those darling little animals, seeing their hopeful, glittering eyes filled with love at seeing someone that will give them a caring pat on the head. And then I see the sores on their paw pads. The feces smeared and dried into their fur. The stench of urine. The whines of a puppy who can't walk because it's paws are bleeding. The passing glint of hopelessness in the older dogs eyes, the one who has resigned itself to living in a four by three foot box until it dies.

I can say, with all certainty and without pause, this place must be shut down. The humane society would be a better place for these animals. There is the chance they will get euthanized, but at least the animals aren't standing in their excrement for hours on end or dying from a long, drawn-out illness they get from standing in it. A quick end would be a better end than what I feel many of these animals are getting.

If you can still congratulate this shelter for being good or think that it's worth the risk, I feel naught but pity. And not for the heartless people who would rather let the animals suffer than put it down to ease it's misery. It's for those poor puppies. The kittens. The rabbits. The guinea pigs. The ferrets. All of the animals that are in this shelter. Seeing these poor animals and knowing that many will die, out of sight and stowed away in this oppressive place...

If this doesn't break your heart as it did mine, then I urge you. Work for them as I have. Spend three weeks doing a half-a**ed job cleaning their pens because you don't have time to do better. Hold the whimpering puppy close to you, covered in feces, and whisper that it will be alright, that it's all okay. Go in the next day to find that the cage that puppy was in is now empty because the puppy you held close to you died the night before because of the infection it got from the sores on it's paws being covered in poop all the time. Put your face in your hands and sob quietly as I did for the little nameless puppy who will never see a good family...


Work for them, work where I have worked, and then see if you have the audacity to make comments like 'saying this shelter is bad is unfair'. If you still can, you have no heart and have no place being near a shelter of any kind...Just as this building has no right ot be a 'shelter' for anything living.


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Here's the skinny on what's up and what will be, so shut up your noise tubes and listen with your ears!

I WILL NOT be on for while. Think couple of weeks to the sad part of a months. DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR THIS! I am not responsible for this. Apparently Comcast deemed it fit to make my families bill $170 this months for the television and internet combined, when it's only supposed to be eighty dollars for phone/cable/AND internet. Rotten bastards as they are...Anyway, she can't pay it, and with her new job she gets paid only once a month, so don't be expecting me. Sorry everyone, and it breaks my heart (I was crying after she told me)...(Yes I know I'm a pansy)...but I hope to be back before the end of the month is out. Pray to Keth (God of Luck) that I'll be back sooner, okay?


Lots of love and the best of yiffings,

Nekko Fox

The Gamerz Sonnet


An ode to you Gamerz
With your skills on display
We all stare in awe
At your gruesome replay
Of your masterful win
Your bloody defeat
These games are a sin
But a wonderful treat
They keep us amused
They teach us of life
They teach of explosives,
Of killing, and strife
They teach value in virtue
But praise evil as fun
It makes us all experts
With a tank and a gun.
So here is to Gamerz
With your skills unsurpassed
With your stockpiles of gold
And your armies amassed.
To your so-steady hands
And your unblinking eye
We sing out to you
The God's that won't die.

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http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

OH MY GODS! I just got back from NDK (Nan Desu Kan), the only anime convention in ALL of Colorado! IT WAS AWESOME! This is the first time I've EVER been to ANY kind of convetion, but OH MY GODS! I LOVED IT! I took a hundred bucks with me...not NEARLY enough to buy everything I wanted! I got the 16 and 18th Naruto books (I skipped 17 by accident ;_;), the first Gravitation book, and the sweet Yaoi manga Almost Crying. CUTE! ^_^ And Yuki is a bitch >_>. I also got a fun NDK badge that has my name on it and an ominous anime character in a cloak on it. Then I BOUGHT two more badges! One that has a girl with big boobs who's wielding a stake. There's a censorship strip over her nipples and she's saying "Help Slay Censorship!". At the bottom it states 'HENTAI OTAKU'. I also got one of this adorable cat boy who's biting his own tail (KAWAII!) and it says 'I <3 CATBOYS!'. Then I blew the rest of my cash on figureens. I got a Spike Spiegel figure, from Cowboy Bebop, Sephiroth, from Final Fantasy, and some unknown chick wearing nothing but a bikini and a see-through shift. I also found a nifty earring! Then I got a bunch of introduction manga booklets (about a fourth of a manga each). As a note, Spike cost 25, Sephy cost 35, and the girl cost a little over 10.....It was worth every penny. And oh my gods, I tried Mochi for the first time, and I practically lived on Ramune and Pocky. AND THE PEOPLE! Weirdoes just like me were EVERYWHERE! And everyone was smiling, everyone was laughing, people were hugging strangers, and there was someone from EVERY anime! I actually filled up my ENTIRE card taking pictures with my digital camera. I even got a picture of me getting spanked with a Yaoi Paddle! FUN! AND THEN THERE WAS THE RAVE! There was a rave at Midnight! Everyone danced, everyone had glowsticks, and I hugged so many people, and we were all sweating, and so many people were stripping off there shirts! OH GODS! It's like the kinky cat boy sex fest! Why, you ask? Here's the scene. A guy, maybe nineteen, has two balls. They glow gree. When he swings them about on the ropes they are attached to, they shift colors to orange, then blue, then red, and yellow, then back to green. Awesome! And he is going to TOWN while raving with the things! He's awesome! Oh, and did I mention he's sweaty, half naked, and wearing adorable cat ears? So I run up to him after watching him for ten minutes and scream, "Oh MY GOD! YOU are SO CUTE! Can I get a hug?" His response, which was prompt and immediate, was "OH FUCK YEAH!" So I hugged him. A lot. Tightly. He was all sweaty, reeked of sexual pheremones, and was cute to boot. To say the least, I was very happy (and aroused) when I went back to my girlfriend and smiling like an idiot. We then raved, dirty danced, and grinded (ground?) for the next hour before we had to leave. Anyway, if you have ANY questions about my first anime con, Please Ask!

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A compilation of my stories.


After School
an anthro's wet dream

An Anthro's Wet Dream 2

An Anthro's Wet Dream 3

Love and Artwork

New Experiences

I like to be taken advantage of. I like to be knocked to the ground and pinned there with my arms over my head, held in an iron grip while my legs are forced apart and body violated. I like being pushed to my knees and having my hair gripped tightly, then being forced to suck a boys cock, or lick a girls tight, wet cunny, until either the boy cums all over my face, muzzle, and into my mouth, or the girl screams and drips her juices down my chest fur. I like to be slammed against the wall and my arms grabbed and held behind me, my legs kicked open, and having my tailhole pounded over and over again until I scream in pain and pleasure, me cumming all over the wall as the person behind me releases a hot jet of their seminal fluid in my bottom....


Yes, I am a very kinky boy....

Greetings


Elven Translation



A star shall shine on the hour of our meeting


Elen sila lumenn omentilmo

Good (day/morning/afternoon/evening)


'Quel (re/amrun/andune/undome)

Greetings (everyone)


Vedui' (il'er)

Hail


Aaye

It has been too long


Nae saian luume'

My heart sings to see thee


Cormamin lindua ele lle

Pleasure meeting you


Saesa omentien lle

Well met


Mae govannen







Farewells


Elven Translation



Fair winds


Vanya sulie

Farewell


Namaarie

Good (day/afternoon/evening/night)


Quel (re/andune/lome/du)

Good hunting


Quel fara

May the leaves of your life tree never turn brown


Aa' lasser en lle coia orn n' omenta gurtha

May the wind fill your sails


Aa' i'sul nora lanne'lle

May thy paths be green and the breeze on thy back


Aa' menle nauva calen ar' ta hwesta e' ale'quenle

May your ways be green and golden


Aa' menealle nauva calen ar' malta

My heart shall weep until it sees thee again


Cormamin niuve tenna' ta elea lle au'

Rest well


Quel esta

Sleep well


Quel kaima

Sweet water and light laughter till next we meet


Lissenen ar' maska'lalaith tenna' lye omentuva

Until later (then)


Tenna' telwan (san')

Until next we meet


Tenna' ento lye omenta

Until then


Tenna' san'

Until tomorrow (then)


Tenna' tul're (san')







Compliments


Elven Translation



Ever is thy sight a joy


Oio naa elealla alasse'

You are a mighty warrior


Lle naa belegohtar

You are a skillful bowman


Lle naa curucuar

You are beautiful


Lle naa vanima

You did well


Lle ume quel

You look good


Lle maa quel

Your beauty shines bright


Vanimle sila tiri

Your heart is that of the lion


Cormlle naa tanya tel'raa







Insults


Elven Translation



Cowardly dog(s)


Nadorhuan(rim)

Feast of wolves (slain enemy)


Mereth en draugrim

Gate bird(slain enemy)


Andodulin

Go kiss an orc


Auta miqula orqu

I hate you


Amin delotha lle

Listen to my laughter


Lasta lalaithamin

Much wind pours from your mouth


Antolle ulua sulrim

Son of snakes (dishonest person)


Utinu en lokirim

You are king in your imagination


Lle naa haran e' nausalle

You disgust me


Amin feuya ten' lle

You smell like a human


Lle holma ve' edan

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny


Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina

Your head is empty


Dolle naa lost




Common Questions


Elven Translation



Are you finished?


Lle tela?

Are you joking?


Lle lakwenien?

Are you ready?


Lle desiel?

Care for (a drink/some food)?


Malia ten' (yulna/vasa)?

Care for some (wine/mead/ale)?


Malia ten' (fion/laure/sereg)?

Could you cast (invis) on me?


Lle ista (amin quella) no' amin?

Do (you/they) understand (me)?


(Lle/Ron) rangwa (amin)?

Do I know you?


Amin sinta lle?

Do you feel well?


Lle tyava quel?

Do you need a drink of water?


Lle anta yulna en alu?

Do you need help?


Lle anta amin tu?

Do you promise?


Lle vesta?

Do you speak elvish?


Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?

Do you want to dance?


Lle merna salk?

Do you yield?


Lle lava?

How are you (doing) (today)?


Sut naa lle (umien) (sina re)?

How long?


Sut an?

How?


Sut?

Long journey?


An lema?

Shall we go (hunting)?


Lle merna aut (farien)?

What's your name?


Mani naa essa en lle?

What are you doing?


Mani naa lle umien?

What did you say?


Mani ume lle quena?

What do you want (for it)?


Mani uma lle merna (ten' ta)?

What happened?


Mani marte?

What have you been doing?


Mani nae lle umien?

What is it?


Mani naa ta?

What is that (thing)?


Mani naa tanya (nat')?

What?


Mani?

When do (we/you) leave?


Iire (lye/lle) auta?

When?


Iire?

Where (are/were) (you/you all/we) (from)?


Manke (naa/nae) (lle/llie/lye) (tuulo')?

Where (are/were) you?


Manke (naa/nae) lle?

Where are (we/you) going?


Manke naa (lye/lle) autien?

Where are we meeting?


Manke naa lye omentien?

Where did that come from?


Manke tanya tuula?

Where is the meeting?


Manke naa i'omentien?

Where?


Manke?

Which one?


Mani er?

Who's leading?


Ya auta yeste'?

Who (is/was) that?


Ya (naa/nae) tanya?

Who?


Ya?

Why are you here?


Mankoi naa lle sinome?

Why did you do that?


Mankoi lle uma tanya?

Why do you want to know?


Mankoi lle irma sint?

Why?


Mankoi?






Common Exclamations


Elven Translation



Ah!


A!

At last!


Yallume!

By the sea and stars!


Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!

Eek!


Yee!

Help (me)!


Tua (amin)!

(It is a) trap!


(Ta naa) neuma!

Look!


En!

Now!


Sii'!

Oh!


Aiya!

Run (for it)!


Rima (ten'ta)!

Stop (that)!


Tampa (tanya)!

That hurt!


Tanya awra!






Common Commands


Elven Translation



Be silent


Dina

Camp here


Estolada sinome

Circle around behind them


Mallen pelu e' n'alaquel en' sen

Come here


Tula sinome

Come to (Longsaddle)


Tula (Uialtum)

Come, sit near the fire


Tula, hama neva i'naur

Don't kill (it/him)


N'ndengina (ta/ho)

Don't worry


Uuma dela

Flank them


Ela sen

Follow (them/it)


Soora (sen/ta)

Follow me


Khila amin

Give it to me


Ona ta a'amin

Go away


Kela

Hide


Nurta

Hold onto this (for me)


Tessa sina (ten' amin)

Hurry


Asca

Kill (it/him)


Ndengina (ta/ho)

Look out / Be carefull!


Tira ten' rashwe!

Memorize your spells (here)


Rina istorlle (sinome)

Rest here


Esta sinome

Take this


Sana sina

Tell (us) the tale


Kwentra (lye) i'narn

You go first


Lle auta yeste'







Other Common Phrases


Elven Translation



(He/She) had too much (wine/mead/ale)


(Ro/Re) caele beika (fion/laure/sereg)

(I/we) am yours to command


(Amin/Lye) naa lle nai

(It was) my pleasure


(Ta nae) amin saesa

After (I/we) finish (here)


Ale' (amin/lye) tela (sinome)

Come, eat and drink of the feast


Tula, vasa ar' yulna en i'mereth

Coming


Tulien

Don't look for trouble, it will come to you


Uuma ma' ten' rashwe, ta tuluva a' lle

Good luck


Quel marth

Have a seat


Hama sinome

Hold this for me


Kwara sina ten'amin

I'm going to bed


Amin autien rath

I'm sorry


Amin hiraetha

I (don't) want it


Amin (uuma) merna ta

I agree (with you)


Amin weera (yassen lle)

I am thirsty


Amin fauka

I am worried about (him/her/them)


Amin dele ten' (ho/he/sen)

I am your servant


Amin naa tualle

I don't care


Amin uuma malia

I don't understand these humans


Amin n'rangwa edanea

I found it


Amin utue ta

I have (an idea/no idea)


Amin caela (noa/n'noa)

I know your strength in battle


Amin sinta thaliolle e dagor

I love you


Amin mela lle

I need to (rest/sleep)


Amin anta (est/kaim)

I shall treasure your gift in my heart


Amin harmuva onalle e' cormamin

I thought they would never leave


Amin nowe ron n'kelaya

I will go first


Amin nauva auta yeste'

I wish to speak


Amin merna quen

I would like some (wine/mead/ale)


Amin irma (fion/laure/sereg)

I yield


Amin lava

If you wish


Manka lle merna

It (is/was) my pleasure


Ta (naa/nae) seasamin

Looking (good/bad)


Maien (quel/n'quel)

My bow shall sing with your sword


Cuamin linduva yassen megrille

My pleasure


Seasamin

No one does, don't worry about it


Uuner uma, n'dela no'ta

Thank you


Diola lle

That was (very) funny


Tanya nae (sai) eina

That was not good


Tanya nae n'quel

That will suffice


Tanya farnuva

The best Drow is a dead Drow


I'quelin Mori'Quessier naa ba Mori'Quessir

The bones of our foes will gleam under the sun


I'narr en gothrim glinuva nuin I'anor

We will defeat them in battle


Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor

Welcome my friend


Creoso, mellonamin

Welcome to my dwelling


Creoso a'baramin

You're welcome


Lle creoso

You deceived me


Lle wethrine amin

Your choice


Detholalle





Positive Endearments


Elven Translation



Ancient one(s)


Yaaraer(ea)

Bearded one(s)


Spangaer(ea)

Foe of my foe


Goth en gothamin

Friend of my friend


Mellon en mellonamin

Friend(s)


Mellon(ea)

Little father (An adult male dwarf)


Ai' atar

Love of my life


Mela en' coiamin

Lovely one(s)


Lirimaer(ea)

Loyal one(s)


Voronwer(ea)

Lusty one(s)


rwalaer(ea)

Mighty one(s)


Beleger(ea)

My beloved


A'maelamin

My champion


Aratoamin

My friend


Mellonamin

My friends


Melloneamin

My lady (familiar)


Arwenamin

My lady (non familiar)


Arwen en amin

My lord (familiar)


Heruamin

My lord (non familiar)


Heru en amin

My love


Melamin

Pure one(s)


Poikaer(ea)

Short one(s)


Aier(ea)

Tall one(s)


Hallaer(ea)

Valiant one(s)


Astalder(ea)

Visionary


Elear

Wise one(s)


Hodoer(ea)







Negative Endearments


Elven Translation



Abominable one(s)


Thaurer(ea)

Angry one(s)


Ruthaer(ea)

Blood-sucker(s)


Agaryulnaer(ea)

Dark one(s)


Morier(ea)

Deceitfull one(s)


Wethrinaer(ea)

Disgusting one(s)


Feuyaer(ea)

Dreaded one(s)


Gayaer(ea)

Evil one(s)


'Ksher(ea)

Excessive one(s)


Beikaer(ea)

Fearful one(s)


Gorgaer(ea)

Foul one(s)


Saurar(ea)

Hollow one(s)


Unguer(ea)

Hostile one(s)


Kotyaer(ea)

Icy one(s)


Helkaer(ea)

Ill one(s)


Engwarer(ea)

Impetous one(s)


Ascarer(ea)

Lofty one(s)


Taraer(ea)

My foe(s)


Goth(rim)amin

Old one(s)


Ianter(ea)

Silent one(s)


Dinaer(ea)

Smelly one(s)


Usquener(ea)

Stern one(s)


Telcoer(ea)

Tormented one(s)


Nwalmaer(ea)

Unwilling one(s)


Avarier(ea)

Wide one(s)


Lanner(ea)





Battle Cries


Elven Translation



Death to our foe(s)


Gurth goth(rim)lye

Death to the foe(s) of the Elves


Gurth goth(rim) Tel'Quessir

Death to the foe(s) of the Grey Company


Gurth goth(rim) Tel' Mithrim

Have at thee!


Caela ie'lle

I will follow you to death and beyond


Amin khiluva lle a' gurtha ar' thar







Places


Elven Translation



Berun (Ranger's Bane)


Dagnir en taur'ohtar

Crossergate (Path Crossing)


Menomenta

Floodblest (Under River)


Nuduin

Longsaddle (Twilight Valley)


Uialtum

Luskan (Icy Beach)


Kheleksii

Neverwinter


N'hrive

Neverwinter Islands (Isles of Gloom)


Tolea' Fuin

Neverwinter Woods (Starlit woods)


Silmataurea

Nightsedge (Watchfull City)


Anthatal

Port Llast (Ship Dwelling)


Cairbara

Red Larch (Red Ridges)


Caran Pinnath

Sewers (Stained Water)


Waenen

Southwall


Harnram

The Lost Hills (The Wandering Hills)


Tel'Ranaemyn

Triboar (City of Battle)


Tal Dagore

Vilnask (Metal Soil)


Tincokemen

Westbridge (Dwarf Bridge)


Naugiaur

Windycliffes


Sulcabedoo







Guilds


Elven Translation



Brotherhood of Pathfinders


Toror' Taur'ohtarie

Clan Axepeak (Flat Metal)


Laara'tincoras

Grey Knights of the Balance (Neutral warriors)


Qualohtarie

KAAOS (Dark demi-gods)


Morimaikarea

Knights of the Eternal Flame (KEF)


Ohtar en Oionaaru

The Black Wind (ITB)


Morsul

The Grey Company


Tel'Mithrim

The Harpers (HG)


Nandaror

The Night Masks


Tel'Domeduathea

The Shadow Alliance(The Grey Shadows)


Tel'Sindavathar

The Sun Guild (Sun Champions)


Tel'Anor Arator

Undead Lords (UDL)


Guinahiroo





Brittanian Spells


Elven Translation



Clumsy


Lova tyelka

Create Food


Onta vasa

Feeblemind


Lova handasse

Heal


Tanka harwar

Magic Arrow


Pilin en' templa

Night Sight


Elea ie' dome

Reactive Armor


Atost en' entula orme

Weaken


Lova poldora



Agility


Ama tyelka

Cunning


Ama handasse

Cure


Poika tuulo' 'kshapsae

Harm


Tyara harwar

Magic Trap


Neuma en' templa

Magic Untrap


Tyela neuma

Protection


Vara tel' Seldarine

Strength


Ama poldora



Bless


Aman tel' Seldarine

Fireball


Koron en' naur

Magic Lock


Tangwa en' templa

Poison


Quanta yassen 'kshapsa

Telekinesis


Bela ed' templa

Teleport


Lema ed' templa

Unlock


Panta tangwa

Wall of Stone


Ram en' ondo



Archcure


Poika tel' taurninin

Archprotection


Vara tel' taurninin

Curse


Thanga yassen templa

Fire Field


Ram en' naur

Greater Heal


Tanka tel' taurnin

Lightning


Russe tuulo' moriloomir

Mana Drain


Lova termara en' templa

Recall


Entula a' moinayamen'



Blade Spirits


Hyandae en' luhta

Dispel Field


Men imya ram en' templa

Incognito


Nurta I' fea

Magic Reflection


Entula en' templa

Mind Blast


Pelekta yassen I' handele

Paralyze


Templa en' tessa

Poison Field


Ram en' 'kshapsa

Summon Creature


Yala onna



Dispel


'Kshonna, wanya

Energy Bolt


Faina templa

Explosion


Bragollach en' templa

Invisibility


Quella tuulo' elea

Mark


Yulma ten' lemar en' templa

Mass Curse


Thangarim yassen templa

Paralyze Field


Ram en' tessa

Reveal


Elea i'dolen



Chain Lightning


Tincya en' russe tuulo' moriloomir

Energy Field


Ram en' templa

Flamestrike


Pelekta yassen runya

Gate Travel


Lema ed' ando en' templa

Mana Vampire


Sana termara en' templa

Mass Dispel


'Kshonnarim, wanya

Meteor Swarm


Runyalanta gonea

Polymorph


Luhta kanta



Earthquake


Tintila, kemen

Energy Vortex


Pela en' bela templa

Resurrection


Entula tuulo' i'ba

Summon Air Elemental


Yala onna en' vilya

Summon Daemon


Yala rauko

Summon Earth Elemental


Yala onna en' kemen

Summon Fire Elemental


Yala onna en' naur

Summon Water Elemental


Yala onna en' alu




Old World Spells


Elven Translation



burning hands


naar cam

charm monster


nai uuvanimo turamin

charm person


nai turamin

cloudkill


loomi en gurth

cone of cold


ring wing

dimension door


irma haeannon

dispel magic


lietha guldur

enlarge


bragol alaa

fear


gorgamin

feeblemind


amin vasa lle sinta

fire shield (cold)


naur tinchor ostring

fire shield (hot)


naur tinchor osturra

Fireball


bragollach tel'llach

Haste


asca melloneamin

hold monster


n'tess uuvanimo

hold person


n'tess gothamin

ice storm


khelek hurro'

invisibility


amin quella

invisibility 10'


lle quella

lightning bolt


lanta en' kalale

Magic missile


templa pilini'

minor globe


pela tanya tempa aiguldur

mirror image


karn aduamin

read magic


parm templa tengwa

shield


tinechor

sleep


lanta kaima

stinking cloud


loomi tanya lirva amin

strength


bragol thalion







Compass directions


Elven Translation



East


Rhun

North


For

South


Har

West


Numen







Proffesions


Elven Translation



Archmage


Val'istar

Assassin


Sereg'wethrin

Bard


Lindar

Cleric


Amandil

Druid


Taur'amandil

Illusionist


Ita'istar

Paladin


Nim'ohtar

Ranger


Taur'ohtar

Thief


Cam'wethrin

Warrior


Ohtar

Wizard


Istar






Races


Elven Translation



Centaur


Rah'edan

Drow (Normal)


Tel'gothrim

Drow (When indicating respect)


Mori'quessir

Dwarf


Naugrim

Gnome


Nogoth

Gnome


Nogoth

Gray elf


Mith'quessir

Half-elf


Elandili

Halfling


Peredhil

High elf


Cala'quessir

Human


Edan

Moon elf


Ithil'quessir

Orc


Glamhoth

Sea elf


Ear'quessir

Silver elf


Mith'quessir

Sunrise elf


Amrun'quessir

Sylvan elf


Taur'quessir




Days of the week


Elven Translation



Monday


Elenya

Tuesday


Anarya

Wednesday


Isilya

Thursday


Alduya

Friday


Menelya

Saturday


Valanya

Sunday


Tarion







Months


Elven Translation



January


Narvinye

February


Nenime

March


Sulime

April


Viresse

May


Lotesse

June


Narie

July


Cermie

August


Urime

September


Yavannie

October


Narquelie

November


Hisime

December


Ringare






Holidays


Elven Translation



Winter Solstice


Yenearsira

Spring Festival


Sheelala

Vernal Equinox


Ehtele'mele

Autumnal Equinox


Yavieba

Summer Solstace


Faradome





Officer Titles


Elven Translation



Captain


Nikerym

Lieutenant


Shaalth

Swordmaster


Megiltura

Priest


Amandil

Chronicler


Kiirar







Greetings - Farewells - Compliments - Insults - Questions - Exclamations - Commands - Common Phrases - Positive Endearments - Negative Endearments - Battle Cries - Places - Guilds - UO Spells - NWN Spells - Compass Directions - Professions - Races - Days & Months - Holidays - Officer Titles - Pronouns - Complete Alphabetical Phrase List

Pronouns


Elven Translation



he


ro

her, hers


he

him, his


ho

I, my, mine


amin

it, its


ta

she


re

that


tanya

them, their


sen

they


ron

this


sina

we, us, ours


lye

who


ya

you, yours


lle

you, yours (plural)


llie








Alpabetical Elven Phrase List


Common Translation



'Ksher(ea)


Evil one(s)

'Kshonna, wanya


Dispel

'Kshonnarim, wanya


Mass Dispel

'Quel (re/amrun/undome)


Good (day/morning/evening)

A'maelamin


My beloved

A!


Ah!

Aa' i'sul nora lanne'lle


May the wind fill your sails

Aa' lasser en lle coia orn n' omenta gurtha


May the leaves of your life tree never turn brown

Aa' menealle nauva calen ar' malta


May your ways be green and golden

Aa' menle nauva calen ar' ta hwesta e' ale'quenle


May thy paths be green and the breeze on thy back

Aaye


Hail

Agaryulnaer(ea)


Blood-sucker(s)

Ai' atar


Little father (An adult male dwarf)

Aier(ea)


Short one(s)

Aiya!


Oh!

Alduya


Thursday

Ale' (amin/lye) tela (sinome)


After (I/we) finish (here)

Ama handasse


Cunning

Ama poldora


Strength

Ama tyelka


Agility

Aman tel' Seldarine


Bless

Amandil


Cleric

Amandil


Priest

amin


I, my, mine

Amin (uuma) merna ta


I (don't) want it

Amin anta (est/kaim)


I need to (rest/sleep)

Amin autien rath


I'm going to bed

Amin caela (noa/n'noa)


I have (an idea/no idea)

Amin dele ten' (ho/he/sen)


I am worried about (him/her/them)

Amin delotha lle


I hate you

Amin fauka


I am thirsty

Amin feuya ten' lle


You disgust me

Amin harmuva onalle e' cormamin


I shall treasure your gift in my heart

Amin hiraetha


I'm sorry

Amin irma (fion/laure/sereg)


I would like some (wine/mead/ale)

Amin khiluva lle a' gurtha ar' thar


I will follow you to death and beyond

Amin lava


I yield

Amin mela lle


I love you

Amin merna quen


I wish to speak

Amin n'rangwa edanea


I don't understand these humans

Amin naa lle nai


I am yours to command

Amin naa tualle


I am your servant

Amin nauva auta yeste'


I will go first

Amin nowe ron n'kelaya


I thought they would never leave

amin quella


invisibility

Amin saesa


My pleasure

Amin sinta lle?


Do I know you?

Amin sinta thaliolle e dagor


I know your strength in battle

Amin utue ta


I found it

Amin uuma malia


I don't care

amin vasa lle sinta


feeblemind

Amin weera (yassen lle)


I agree (with you)

Amrun'quessir


Sunrise elf

An lema?


Long journey?

Anarya


Tuesday

Andodulin


Gate bird(slain enemy)

Anthatal


Nightsedge (Watchfull City)

Antolle ulua sulrim


Much wind pours from your mouth

Aratoamin


My champion

Arwen en amin


My lady (non familiar)

Arwenamin


My lady (familiar)

Asca


Hurry

asca melloneamin


Haste

Ascarer(ea)


Impetous one(s)

Astalder(ea)


Valiant one(s)

Atost en' entula orme


Reactive Armor

Auta miqula orqu


Go kiss an orc

Avarier(ea)


Unwilling one(s)

Beikaer(ea)


Excessive one(s)

Bela ed' templa


Telekinesis

Beleger(ea)


Mighty one(s)

bragol alaa


enlarge

bragol thalion


strength

Bragollach en' templa


Explosion

bragollach tel'llach


Fireball

Caela ie'lle


Have at thee!

Cairbara


Port Llast (Ship Dwelling)

Cala'quessir


High elf

Cam'wethrin


Thief

Caran Pinnath


Red Larch (Red Ridges)

Cermie


July

Cormamin lindua ele lle


My heart sings to see thee

Cormamin niuve tenna' ta elea lle au'


My heart shall weep until it sees thee again

Cormlle naa tanya tel'raa


Your heart is that of the lion

Creoso a'baramin


Welcome to my dwelling

Creoso, mellonamin


Welcome my friend

Cuamin linduva yassen megrille


My bow will sing with your sword

Dagnir en taur'ohtar


Berun (Ranger's Bane)

Desiel?


Ready?

Detholalle


Your choice

Dina


Be silent

Dinaer(ea)


Silent one(s)

Diola lle


Thank you

Dolle naa lost


Your head is empty

Ear'quessir


Sea elf

Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!


By the sea and stars!

Edan


Human

Ehtele'mele


Vernal Equinox

Ela sen


Flank them

Elandili


Half-elf

Elea i'dolen


Reveal

Elea ie' dome


Night Sight

Elear


Visionary

Elen sila lumenn omentilmo


A star shall shine on the hour of our meeting

Elenya


Monday

En!


Look!

Engwarer(ea)


Ill one(s)

Entula a' moinayamen'


Recall

Entula en' templa


Magic Reflection

Entula tuulo' i'ba


Resurrection

Esta sinome


Rest here

Estolada sinome


Camp here

Faina templa


Energy Bolt

Faradome


Summer Solstace

Feuyaer(ea)


Disgusting one(s)

For


North

Gayaer(ea)


Dreaded one(s)

Glamhoth


Orc

Gorgaer(ea)


Fearful one(s)

gorgamin


fear

Goth en gothamin


Foe of my foe

Goth(rim)amin


My foe(s)

Guinahiroo


Undead Lords (UDL)

Gurth goth(rim) Tel' Mithrim


Death to the foe(s) of the Grey Company

Gurth goth(rim) Tel'Quessir


Death to the foe(s) of the Elves

Gurth goth(rim)lye


Death to our foe(s)

Hallaer(ea)


Tall one(s)

Hama sinome


Have a seat

Har


South

Harnram


Southwall

he


her, hers

Helkaer(ea)


Icy one(s)

Heru en amin


My lord (non familiar)

Heruamin


My lord (familiar)

Hisime


November

ho


him, his

Hodoer(ea)


Wise one(s)

Hyandae en' luhta


Blade Spirits

I'narr en gothrim glinuva nuin I'anor


The bones of our foes will gleam under the sun

I'quelin Mori'Quessier naa ba Mori'Quessir


The best Drow is a dead Drow

Ianter(ea)


Old one(s)

Iire (lye/lle) auta?


When do (we/you) leave?

Iire?


When?

irma haeannon


dimension door

Isilya


Wednesday

Istar


Wizard

Ita'istar


Illusionist

Ithil'quessir


Moon elf

karn aduamin


mirror image

Kela


Go away

khelek hurro'


ice storm

Kheleksii


Luskan (Icy Beach)

Khila amin


Follow me

Kiirar


Chronicler

Koron en' naur


Fireball

Kotyaer(ea)


Hostile one(s)

Kwara sina ten'amin


Hold this for me

Kwentra (lye) i'narn


Tell (us) the tale

Laara'tincoras


Clan Axepeak (Flat Metal)

Lanner(ea)


Wide one(s)

lanta en' kalale


lightning bolt

lanta kaima


sleep

Lasta lalaithamin


Listen to my laughter

Lema ed' ando en' templa


Gate Travel

Lema ed' templa


Teleport

lietha guldur


dispel magic

Lindar


Bard

Lirimaer(ea)


Lovely one(s)

Lissenen ar' maska'lalaith tenna' lye omentuva


Sweet water and light laughter till next we meet

lle


you, yours

Lle anta amin tu?


Do you need help?

Lle anta yulna en alu?


Do you need a drink of water?

Lle auta yeste'


You go first

Lle creoso


You're welcome

Lle desiel?


Are you ready?

Lle holma ve' edan


You smell like a human

Lle ista (amin quella) no' amin?


Could you cast (invis) on me?

Lle lakwenien?


Are you joking?

Lle lava?


Do you yield?

Lle maa quel


You look good

Lle merna aut (farien)?


Shall we go (hunting)?

Lle merna salk?


Do you want to dance?

Lle naa belegohtar


You are a mighty warrior

Lle naa curucuar


You are a skillful bowman

Lle naa haran e' nausalle


You are king in your imagination

Lle naa vanima


You are beautiful

lle quella


invisibility 10'

Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?


Do you speak elvish?

Lle rangwa (amin)?


Do you understand (me)?

Lle tela?


Are you finished?

Lle tyava quel?


Do you feel well?

Lle ume quel


You did well

Lle vesta?


Do you promise?

Lle wethrine amin


You deceived me

llie


you, yours (plural)

Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina


You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny

loomi en gurth


cloudkill

loomi tanya lirva amin


stinking cloud

Lotesse


May

Lova handasse


Feeblemind

Lova poldora


Weaken

Lova termara en' templa


Mana Drain

Lova tyelka


Clumsy

Luhta kanta


Polymorph

lye


we, us, ours

Lye naa lle nai


We are yours to command

Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor


We will defeat them in battle

Mae govannen


Well met

Maien (quel/n'quel)


Looking (good/bad)

Malia ten' (fion/laure/sereg)?


Care for some (wine/mead/ale)?

Malia ten' vasa?


Care for some food?

Malia ten' yulna?


Care for a drink?

Mallen pelu e' n'alaquel en' sen


Circle around behind them

Mani er?


Which one?

Mani marte?


What happened?

Mani naa essa en lle?


What's your name?

Mani naa lle umien?


What are you doing?

Mani naa ta?


What is it?

Mani naa tanya (nat')?


What is that (thing)?

Mani nae lle umien?


What have you been doing?

Mani uma lle merna (ten' ta)?


What do you want (for it)?

Mani ume lle quena?


What did you say?

Mani?


What?

Manka lle merna


If you wish

Manke (naa/nae) (lle/llie/lye) (tuulo')?


Where (are/were) (you/you all/we) (from)?

Manke (naa/nae) lle?


Where (are/were) you?

Manke naa (lye/lle) autien?


Where are (we/you) going?

Manke naa i'omentien?


Where is the meeting?

Manke naa lye omentien?


Where are we meeting?

Manke tanya tuula?


Where did that come from?

Manke?


Where?

Mankoi lle irma sint?


Why do you want to know?

Mankoi lle uma tanya?


Why did you do that?

Mankoi naa lle sinome?


Why are you here?

Mankoi?


Why?

Megiltura


Swordmaster

Mela en' coiamin


Love of my life

Melamin


My love

Mellon en mellonamin


Friend of my friend

Mellon(ea)


Friend(s)

Mellonamin


My friend

Melloneamin


My friends

Men imya ram en' templa


Dispel Field

Menelya


Friday

Menomenta


Crossergate (Path Crossing)

Mereth en draugrim


Feast of wolves (slain enemy)

Mith'quessir


Gray elf

Mith'quessir


Silver elf

Mori'quessir


Drow (When indicating respect)

Morier(ea)


Dark one(s)

Morimaikarea


KAAOS (Dark demi-gods)

Morsul


The Black Wind (ITB)

N'hrive


Neverwinter

N'ndengina (ta/ho)


Don't kill (it/him)

n'tess gothamin


hold person

n'tess uuvanimo


hold monster

naar cam


burning hands

Nadorhuan(rim)


Cowardly dog(s)

Nae saian luume'


It has been too long

nai turamin


charm person

nai uuvanimo turamin


charm monster

Namaarie


Farewell

Nandaror


The Harpers (HG)

Narie


June

Narquelie


October

Narvinye


January

Naugiaur


Westbridge (Dwarf Bridge)

Naugrim


Dwarf

naur tinchor ostring


fire shield (cold)

naur tinchor osturra


fire shield (hot)

Ndengina (ta/ho)


Kill (it/him)

Nenime


February

Neuma en' templa


Magic Trap

Neuma!


Trap!

Nikerym


Captain

Nim'ohtar


Paladin

Nogoth


Gnome

Nogoth


Gnome

Nuduin


Floodblest (Under River)

Numen


West

Nurta


Hide

Nurta I' fea


Incognito

Nwalmaer(ea)


Tormented one(s)

Ohtar


Warrior

Ohtar en Oionaaru


Knights of the Eternal Flame (KEF)

Oio naa elealla alasse'


Ever is thy sight a joy

Ona ta a'amin


Give it to me

Onta vasa


Create Food

Panta tangwa


Unlock

parm templa tengwa


read magic

Pela en' bela templa


Energy Vortex

pela tanya tempa aiguldur


minor globe

Pelekta yassen I' handele


Mind Blast

Pelekta yassen runya


Flamestrike

Peredhil


Halfling

Pilin en' templa


Magic Arrow

Poika tel' taurninin


Archcure

Poika tuulo' 'kshapsae


Cure

Poikaer(ea)


Pure one(s)

Qualohtarie


Grey Knights of the Balance (Neutral warriors)

Quanta yassen 'kshapsa


Poison

Quel andune


Good afternoon

Quel du


Good night

Quel esta


Rest well

Quel fara


Good hunting

Quel kaima


Sleep well

Quel lome


Good evening (Farewell)

Quel marth


Good luck

Quel re


Good day

Quel undome


Good evening (Greeting)

Quella tuulo' elea


Invisibility

Rah'edan


Centaur

Ram en' 'kshapsa


Poison Field

Ram en' naur


Fire Field

Ram en' ondo


Wall of Stone

Ram en' templa


Energy Field

Ram en' tessa


Paralyze Field

re


she

Re caele beika (fion/laure/sereg)


She had too much (wine/mead/ale)

Rhun


East

Rima (ten'ta)!


Run (for it)!

Rina istorlle (sinome)


Memorize your spells (here)

ring wing


cone of cold

Ringare


December

ro


he

Ro caele beika (fion/laure/sereg)


He had too much (wine/mead/ale)

ron


they

Ron rangwa (amin)?


Do they understand (me)?

Runyalanta gonea


Meteor Swarm

Russe tuulo' moriloomir


Lightning

Ruthaer(ea)


Angry one(s)

rwalaer(ea)


Lusty one(s)

Saesa omentien lle


Pleasure meeting you

Sana sina


Take this

Sana termara en' templa


Mana Vampire

Saurar(ea)


Foul one(s)

Seasamin


My pleasure

sen


them, their

Sereg'wethrin


Assassin

Shaalth


Lieutenant

Sheelala


Spring Festival

Sii'


Now!

Silmataurea


Neverwinter Woods (Starlit woods)

sina


this

Soora (sen/ta)


Follow (them/it)

Spangaer(ea)


Bearded one(s)

Sulcabedoo


Windycliffes

Sulime


March

Sut an?


How long?

Sut naa lle (umien) (sina re)?


How are you (doing) (today)?

Sut?


How?

ta


it, its

Ta (naa/nae) seasamin


It (is/was) my pleasure

Ta naa neuma!


It is a trap!

Ta naa seasamin


It is my pleasure

Tal Dagore


Triboar (City of Battle)

Tampa (tanya)!


Stop (that)!

Tangwa en' templa


Magic Lock

Tanka harwar


Heal

Tanka tel' taurnin


Greater Heal

tanya


that

Tanya awra!


That hurt!

Tanya farnuva


That will suffice

Tanya nae (sai) eina


That was (very) funny

Tanya nae n'quel


That was not good

Taraer(ea)


Lofty one(s)

Tarion


Sunday

Taur'amandil


Druid

Taur'ohtar


Ranger

Taur'quessir


Sylvan elf

Tel'Anor Arator


The Sun Guild (Sun Champions)

Tel'Domeduathea


The Night Masks

Tel'Mithrim


The Grey Company

Tel'Ranaemyn


The Lost Hills (The Wandering Hills)

Tel'Sindavathar


The Shadow Alliance(The Grey Shadows)

Tel'gothrim


Drow (Normal)

Telcoer(ea)


Stern one(s)

Templa en' tessa


Paralyze

templa pilini'


Magic missile

Tenna' ento lye omenta


Until next we meet

Tenna' san'


Until then

Tenna' telwan (san')


Until later (then)

Tenna' tul're (san')


Until tomorrow (then)

Tessa sina (ten' amin)


Hold onto this (for me)

Thanga yassen templa


Curse

Thangarim yassen templa


Mass Curse

Thaurer(ea)


Abominable one(s)

Tincokemen


Vilnask (Metal Soil)

Tincya en' russe tuulo' moriloomir


Chain Lightning

tinechor


shield

Tintila, kemen


Earthquake

Tira ten' rashwe!


Look out / Be carefull!

Tolea' Fuin


Neverwinter Islands (Isles of Gloom)

Toror' Taur'ohtarie


Brotherhood of Pathfinders

Tua (amin)!


Help (me)!

Tula (Uialtum)


Come to (Longsaddle)

Tula sinome


Come here

Tula, hama neva i'naur


Come, sit near the fire

Tula, vasa ar' yulna en i'mereth


Come, eat and drink of the feast

Tulien


Coming

Tyara harwar


Harm

Tyela neuma


Magic Untrap

Uialtum


Longsaddle (Twilight Valley)

Unguer(ea)


Hollow one(s)

Urime


August

Usquener(ea)


Smelly one(s)

Utinu en lokirim


Son of snakes (dishonest person)

Uuma dela


Don't worry

Uuma ma' ten' rashwe, ta tuluva a' lle


Don't look for trouble, it will come to you

Uuner uma, n'dela no'ta


No one does, don't worry about it

Val'istar


Archmage

Valanya


Saturday

Vanimle sila tiri


Your beauty shines bright

Vanya sulie


Fair winds

Vara tel' Seldarine


Protection

Vara tel' taurninin


Archprotection

Vedui' (il'er)


Greetings (everyone)

Viresse


April

Voronwer(ea)


Loyal one(s)

Waenen


Sewers (Stained Water)

Wethrinaer(ea)


Deceitfull one(s)

Ya (naa/nae) tanya?


Who (is/was) that?

Ya auta yeste'?


Who's leading?

Ya?


Who?

Yaaraer(ea)


Ancient one(s)

Yala onna


Summon Creature

Yala onna en' alu


Summon Water Elemental

Yala onna en' kemen


Summon Earth Elemental

Yala onna en' naur


Summon Fire Elemental

Yala onna en' vilya


Summon Air Elemental

Yala rauko


Summon Daemon

Yallume


At last!

Yavannie


September

Yavieba


Autumnal Equinox

Yee!


Eek!

Yenearsira


Winter Solstice

Yulma ten' lemar en' templa


Mark

And I am proud to be a communist! Where my internet is free!
Of Virus, Spyware, and Popups!
Only the good stuff is seen!
And I proudly stand up, next to them, and defend them still today!
Cuz their aint no doubt, Firefox kicks ass!
God Bless Mozilla... A.

so, I was sitting in my room, naked, eating jelly-beans, and chanting the lotus sutra...WHEN A NINJA ATTACKED ! He jumped out of my closet and was all, like, "HYAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm a ninja." And of course, I jumped up and shouted "I'll eat your head!" The ninja did a flying jump kick which I parried with a wombat. not expacting this, the ninja flew into a cornfield a trillion trillion miles away in a place that doesn't exist on earth. I flew after him. I landed nearby and he was like, " I NEED MORE POWER!" and started screaming insanely. I said " I WILL DEFEAT YOU AND AVENGE MY FAMILY!" and started screaming as well. My family sat back at home, sipping coffee and wondering why their ears were ringing. After about seventy nine minutes of incessant screaming and arm flexing, we lunged at one another! Except I jumped and he more of fell face first into the dirt because he unwittingly stuck his foot in cow poop when he landed, thoroughly cementing him to the cornfield. thusly, I landed on his head. Suddenly, a voice from nowhere shouted "FINISH HIM!" So I picked him up and ripped his heart out, had him sign it, and turned it into the head office of the ninja academy while it was still beating and got my Nin-ternship entry exam papers while the voice from nowhere shouted "FATALITY BITCH! LOLOLOL LQTM LMFAO ROFL!!!!!112"

"The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead" By Max Brooks



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Man....humans are funny little creatures aren't they? I never thought I would have the pleasure of colelcting their eternal souls! I mean, seriously! I thought I thought I would be stuck on my plain for several more centuries!