http://muushi.
http://wildcri
http://yiffsta
http://fchan.u
http://chan.yi
http://cubcent
http://e621.ne
These are just a few image boards/forums/
Okay, here is the skinny about what is:
After Thursday night, I will not be on this website for a full week.
Why? My grandfather had a stroke. I'm terrified for him, and I cried my eyes out fearing I'd lose my grandfather, the coolest person I know. So, I'm going up to Michigan to see him (hopefully not the last time) and some of my family for a week. As of now, his right side is paralyzed, and he is having difficulty speaking. The stroke really spooked him, and if anyone talks to him for too long it gets his blood pressure up.
But, here's the good news (and a rather strange coincidence!):
He had his stroke while going INTO the hospital. Turns out he was going in for surgery for carpal tunnel. So, luck was on his side and they were able to render assistance quickly. He's a strong man, and I believe he will get better. So, I apologize if I leave any conversations unfinished for a while, but I'm sure you all shall make do without me fairly well.
Adieu.
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Dr.Online by Zeromancer...
Very Sexy song, look into it. Now.
Well, we did it again last night too! Except this time we played strip poker. I lost second, again, but the girls were naked showing off naughty bits first. Well, when we finished our poker game, when decided, HEY! Since we're naked, let's fool around with our respective partners! After a while Shaman started fingering Dessy while me and Brittany watched. And Dessy is a gusher. No shit, she squirts so much cum, it was ridiculous. I had to change the sheets on my bed. After a while, me and Brittany decided to fuck, so we switched through a couple positions with Dessy bucking and moaning in the background. When I came, Brittany sucked me off so that I would cum in her mouth, and Dessy apologized for the mess she made. It took two shirts to wipe up everything she messed over. And, when we tired of that, we finished Kung Pow. ^_^
When the movie ended, Shaman went downstairs, I remade my bed, and Brittany and Dessy snuggled up to me and we fell asleep together. Awesome night!
Well, here's how the evening started... Me and my girlfriend Brittany invited our friends Destiny (Dessy) and Shaman (Shawn) over for a game of Strip Poker...Well, we ended up playing Strip Blackjack instead because apparently Dessy doesn't know how to play poker. Well, we all wound up naked, and Shaman won with ONE GLOVE! The rules were simple in the game. Person who loses the most (by going over 21 the most) they have to take off a piece of clothing. When taking it off, they have to strip tease. If you lose all your clothes, you are out of the game...Well, as I said, Shaman won by a GLOVE! Well, during all of this, we were laughing hysterically, and cracking jokes left and right. But, when the game was done, we popped on music. Caramelldansen was first (awesome song) and we all Caramel Danced vigorously, and when that song ended we played Enya's song The Hills of Ireland, to which we all Riverdanced to. We couldn't stop laughing, and we were all getting really comfy with our nudity. After this, we hopped onto my bed, still naked, and we started watching really BAD hentai porn. Well, we continued laughing over the porn for a while, but after some time we decided to pop in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist! Well, while we were watching, Shaman started fingering Dessy. Well, I started teasing Brittany, and she started to stroke me until I was hard. Next thing I know, I'm laying beside her, lifted her leg, and started slamming my cock into Brittany's wet cunny. She must have cum twice just doing that. Well, Shaman and Dessy have stopped playing to watch, giving us a running oratory. I believe a couple of the lines were "Remember that position!" (Dessy moves around for a better view) "Okay, remembered..." and "Can you move your hips that fast?" (Referring to my fast thrusts) "Um...I don't know..." Well, I moved and sat down on my computer chair and Brittany sat on my lap and started to fuck me hard. Dessy and Shaman told us we were going to break the chair because of how hard we were playing. Well, after one or two of Brittany's orgasms later, I laid Brittany on the bed and Dessy and Shaman decided to head downstairs to play videogames. So, me and Brittany kept at it for bit, and Brittany started begging me to cum on her...Well, I did just that, and, in her words I "made a little reservoir" on her tummy.
That was my evening.
Okay, this is for people who want a link to ALL the stories I've written, because..well, I've written more than The Runt.
A Brother's Passion
After School
An Anthro's Wet Dream
An Anthro's Wet Dream 2
Love and Artwork
New Experiences
The Runt
The Runt: Tod's New Life
The Runt: Dangerous Encounters
The Runt: Double Trouble
The Runt: Food for Thought
The Runt: Children and their Games
The Runt: A Virtual World
The Runt: Personal Hygiene
Okay, seriously. My dragon brother Shaman introduced me to an interesting new group. The best way to describe them is "Evil Carny Musicals" because they use tuba, accordion, a banjo, spoons, a violin, and xylophone and the lead singer's voice is amazingly unique. I suggest you look them up, or I'll nom your face. But seriously, they aren't on Bearshare, and you can find three songs on Skreemr, for Songbird. They have songs on Youtube, but they are so new they have only one album out. I love this music!
They are...The Scarring Party!
You know what makes me laugh people? Ism's. Racism. Sexism. Ageism. People hating people for something silly. I mean, truly, why does something someone think, feel, enjoy, or say, have to illicit such a negative response? I mean, who are you to say? My favorite thing to rant about is people who hate people for sexual things. How funny! People hate furries for being furry, and yet they, the haters, enjoy clown porn, zombie porn, tentacle rape, amputee porn, incest, scat and water sports, and Gods know what else. Hypocritical? Of course! But what TRULY amuses me is when people argue at LENGTH about how other people are wrong, disgusting, stupid, etc, and yet more often than not they never sit back and think "Who am I to judge, considering what turns me on"? No, they hear from a third party about something and how they took it as offensive, then jump on the bandwagon and lay waste to all the impure people before them with their righteous fire and hate! HA! What a laugh. It's like these people decide to waste their life judging others, while those being judged merely raise an eyebrow and ask "What was the purpose of that? Why should it matter to you what I like or don't like? What business is it of yours?"
The answer is simple. They are trolls. They are sophomoric, rude, foolish, and commonly ignorant and naive. They WANT a reaction, because they NEED a reaction. They want to cause strife and unrest. The solution? Laugh at them and then ignore them. But never argue with them. It just gives the troll what he wants: Attention. Like a crying child who breaks things to make his parents notice him, these children are making you mad so that you will argue with them so that they won't be bored.
Who knows. Maybe, if you ignore them long enough they'll get depressed and kill themselves. I, for one, would laugh and cheer if that happened.
The people who read this, most will nod their head and give a chuckle because they know of whom I speak.They've met them, and know them. Others will get grumpy and probably write a nasty little come-back diary entry (Which I won't bother to read, and if I did, I would laugh at them. A lot), or confront me directly. But hey, you know what? I can ignore them, or laugh at them, or both, and continue on my way, content with the knowledge that I aggravated someone for being unreasonable and close-minded. And you know why that's nice? It's because deep down, they know I'm right, even though they will argue against it.
THAT is what I find AMUSING. Their pitiful struggle to justify their hatred for those that are different than them.
Reminds me of Nazis. Okay you Schutzstaffel wannabes, send me something to laugh at you over. I know some others on this side who would LOVE to read what you have to say! Weak-willed wretches.
I'm a monster! RAWR! You have to watch this! the gnome is adorable!
http://www.you
Seriously everyone.
If you people send me messages that say "I want to Die" or anything similar, don't expect sympathy. I'll tell you that you are weak and that there are many people far worse off than you. For Christ sakes, you lived in a developed country and have free access to the internet, why are you bitching? Most every problem you have can be dealt with one way or another, over time or right away, but it will get addressed. Life is FULL of problems, and you live by dealing with them, adapting to them, and learning from them. It makes you wise. But bitching about it, throwing a self-pity party with all your friends invited, that won't achieve anything besides ire from people who see you for what you are. Pathetic.
Grow up and Get something DONE!
All of you out there who don't have an aversion to songs that make you wriggle with pleasure cuz they are so damn cute, look up Ich Hab Dich Lieb by Schnuffel. The music video is pretty cute too.
Ever heard of a thing called softpaw magazine? I was pittering through fchan, and I found someone who was banned for bringing it up. Apparently, it's a cub magazine for furs. Difference in normalcy? It's cub yiff! Now, I don't know if any of you have any opinion on cub yiff, but I, for one, think it is adorable. Yes, they are doing naughty things, but god they are so CUTE! It's like watching a kitten and a puppy trying to wiggle into the same slipper! Except, they have sex when they get comfy....
I am extremely depressed right now. I can't seem to pull myself out of this funk I'm in, but I can't make my feelings change for the life of me. It's all bleak ashes and sorrow for me...just, wallowing in darkness. I've cried myself to sleep countless times now, and I can't see the point of going on. Death seems like such an inviting reprieve to the droll monotony of my existence, and I'm tempted to take his hand and follow him into oblivion if only to escape this never-ending pain that I feel within me, this rending, aching sadness within my heart....There is no love. No happiness. No joy. Only the black abyss of day-to-day drudgery. The sunshine falling on my skin brings no warmth to my soul, nor a smile to my face, and it all seems like a pointless race to the grave.
Now, if you believed ANY of the shit that I just spat out, you need to be smacked for not really know me for who I really am.
For those of you who took it seriously, find someone to smack you. Okay? Good. Now let me tell you something. Life is for loving, living, experiencing everything that can bring a smile to your face, and warmth into your heart. The silken touch of your lovers hand. Oreos and milk. A puppy and a kitten trying to wiggle into the same slipper. An unexpected gift. A hug. For the love of all that is good, life isn't meant for moping! It isn't meant for regrets! When you jump in, you go both feet first! You give it everything you've got, and if it ain't enough, you laugh and say "Fuck! I tried, but this shit isn't working! Time for something new!" and then you go off on your next adventure! I'm tired of seeing diary entries from people who have had their heart broken and the page is filled with lines like the ones I wrote above, or the classic "My heart is broken. Love is a sham" or some such nonsense. Yes it hurt, but quit being such pansies! Time heals all wounds as the old saying goes. In four years, you won't remember the persons face, much less how they hurt you. Yes, experience makes us cautious of trying new things, and no we don't like being hurt, but guess what? It will happen. It always does! But walling yourself off from everyone and crying like an emo while cutting yourself and saying that life is misery is just a bad ploy for people to feel pity. you think I'm worng? Then why do people put it up in their diaries? The answer? Attention. They want people for them. Of course, people have the rebuttal "They just need to get it out. It's not that they WANT people to read it."
Bullshit! If they didn't want, or expect, nay DEMAND others to read it, they would have written it down on a scrap of paper in a journal in real life. Also, using the excuse "they just wanted their friends to know, that's all" excuse is naught but lies. Honestly, how hard is it to type the message, copy it, then spam the two or three people who actually give a DAMN about your relationship problems? It's not difficult people. It's just annoying to get on here and see that the little box in the corner titled "New Diaries" now has fifty new entries, and most of them is filled with whiny, depressing, pissant crap! I don't have a problem with fifty diary entries. Hell, I'll read them all if they are funny or worthwhile. But when someone is just bitching about a boy because he has a slutty girlfriend, or the boy can't get the girl, or the boy can't get the boy, or the girl can't get the dog, WHATEVER! NO ONE GIVES A DAMN! AT ALL! EVER!
Anyway, that's my rant for the morning. Time for work, with a sunshiny smile upon my face and a song in my heart! Toodle-ooh!
*KISSES*
Well, here it is. I am NOT pro-life. Never have been, most likely never will be. I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but there it is. I think a woman has a choice. Of course, I believe this should be for solid reasons (not six months of pregnancy followed by the proclamation "HEY! I decided I'd rather just have a puppy instead!"), but I believe that women should have the right to choose. None of this bullshit about killing our future. No religious propaganda about how God will hate you. No pictures of dead babies being tossed into dumpsters and the like. All of that? It's words spoken by a fanatical group of people, all with relatively closed minds. Mind you, I'm not heartless (Note above my comment about the puppy?), but I'm more scientifically minded than I am a humanitarian. Stem cells. Useful, are they not? For the cost of one life (Hell, a thousand and I honestly wouldn't flinch) the dead can aid research that can save multitudes more from debilitating problems, and for many generations to come. Useful little cells, are they not? Of course, this is coming from me. I am the kind of person who will laugh a car crash. I yawn when I watch Ethiopian "Help these poor children" commercials. I play videogames like Fallout 3, Oblivion, and Fable, and purposefully follow the paths of evil. I am, deep in my heart, a bit of a twisted individual. This is not a proclamation in order to make people say "Oooh, he's a twisted individual", nor is it a supplication to the masses for attention. I commonly make my jibes at humanity at my own convenience and in private, so it has nothing to do with being noticed. No, it is a simple self-diagnosis
But, to both sides of this argument?
You both need to shut the hell up. Put down your picket signs, quiet those chants, and just go home.
Other than that, help stem cell research. I'd much rather have watched Superman walk again rather than listen to some insufferable brat screaming to his mother that he wants a toy and she's mean because she won't spend her money on this selfish want of his instead of food.
I work at Wal-Mart. I hear it a lot, so I suppose wishing that the kid had been used for scientific research instead of being born is a biased opinion. So be it. It's my opinion, not yours.
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Okay, recently I've been seeing a lot of those 'Yours+Mine' K-Y Brand Lubricant commercials. You know, the one with the blue and purple bottles? Says there is some amazing reaction when you put the two together...Wel
Ho-ly. Shit. That was the most INTENSE love-making I have ever had. Brittany, my girlfriend, told me that the 'Mine' (for women) had a warming sensation that heightened her sensitivity. In other words when I was inside of her and I so much as twitched she would gasp with pleasure...I can't begin to describe how much she enjoyed it. Let's just say that when she went cowgirl on me I had to ask her to slow down or she would hurt me! And for the guys? Wow...Have you ever been chewing gum like Winterfresh and gone outside when it's snowing? That extremely cold sensation your mouth gets when the below-freezing air enters your throat? Similar sensation on the manhood. Except, not painful. I guess it could also be comparable to a person licking you somewhere, and then blowing cool air on that spot...except it's on your erogenous zone...And you don't need people to blow on you for it to feel good.
And let me just say that sensation of pushing inside of her, into the warmth if you will, and then withdrawing, into the cold? Heaven. Bliss. Beyond Satisfaction. We made love for nearly two hours...and not the kiss cuddle nuzzle stuff either! I am speaking of bestial, animalistic fucking! This was carnal pleasure unleashed, and my roommates made sure to comment that my bed squeaks...And the best part? We have a LOT leftover.
My recommendation to you all (at least the ones with a person to pull into bed with you), is to go grab some of this stuff. It's, like, fifteen bucks. You won't be sorry.
Voltaire: God Thinks
God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his
son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks
God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism
And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist
God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an
embarrassment to creation
self-righteous
and use His name for your own protection
God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something
very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment
I hate people who blame the Devil for
their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right
And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic
God God
God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an
embarrassment to creation
self-righteous
and use His name for your own agenda
God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his
words in the mouth of god
and says that it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if he wanted to start a holy war?
self-righteous
and use His name for your own protection
God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything
Find the song on youtube. Listen to it. Tell me, which of those religions is 'correct' in their assumption that they are the right religion? If you listened to them all at once, you'd know God has no opinion. From this, you would see he is double-dealing
And Voltaire is right. Anyone who holds strictly to these faiths, or any faith that casts a stone, is judgmental, or is self-righteous and feels like they are above others who disagree with their religion is both a waste of flesh and an idiot.
Open your eyes, and open you minds people. Religion isn't the all powerful dictator of you life. You are. Hiding behind the name of your, or your parents, imaginary friend won't give you eternal salvation. It will just make people realize who foolish you really are for not using cognitive thought and objective reasoning like normal people do.
Okay, since I'm sure you will here from him at one point or another, I'd like to make this clear. I'm pissed at [Mr. oogie boogie]. Why? Because he's a prick. A fucking tool as well. My hatred and contempt for him is not unfounded either. The story goes back to when he chased a friend of mine off of this site along with some others. I didn't know them, only Jack. Well, I was angry that he assisted in chasing away one of my friends, and so I snapped at him and ended our relation. Well, for a time, this is how it was. Then I relented and decided to try to make amends with him. I tried to be an adult, make reparations, bury the hatchet and all that jazz. He apologized for how he acted, and I accepted. I apologized for how I acted and...he blew it off. Every time I tried to get close and be friends again, it was the same, repetitive "I don't feel like I can trust you the same as I did before." Well, that's understandable
The little bastard has also taken the cowards way out, the kind where testicles are not necessary, and blocked me.
Also, I'm taking this a step further. Let us gather. We Do Not Forgive. We Do Not Forget. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. Vengeance Shall Be Ours.