[Nekko Fox]'s diary
"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva(Athena) in the brain of Jupiter(Zeus)."
-- Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823
I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature.....Mi
-Thomas Jefferson
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead."
-- Thomas Paine, in "The Age of Reason"
He says naïvely, outspokenly and without suggestion of embarrassment "I, the Lord thy God, am a jealous God."
It is only another way of saying "I, the Lord thy God, am a small God; fretful about small things"
-Mark Twain
Written about Thursday 2009-07-09
Written: (5772 days ago)
THE GAME
When you lose, you must tell everyone near you.
You can not stop playing The Game once informed of the rules. However, the game is to be sold, not to be told.
When you hear someone lose the game, then you lose, hate the player.
The only way to win The Game is to really, honestly, forget about The Game. This rarely happens so basically you win but will never know you win because as soon as you do, you lose.
And yes, you just lost. So stop thinking about it if you want to win, or you're screwed.
Contrary to popular opinion, hating the game is not okay. You should hate the player.
Hey look, I found MORE! ^_^
Say Hello to Astrid!
Synx is such a caulk sucker!
This has to be the most 'normal', non-violent, un-disturbing picture I've seen by this artist.
The artist described it thusly:
"Partially digested and softened meat from the bellies of the beasts they inhabit is a main food source when in parasite mode, but when in predator mode they have to search for the vulnerable and/or small. What is more vulnerable then the young! Yes, everyone eats babies today on the internets, but the Synx monsters do it with style. This doesn't just apply to children, but the unborn as well. They will crawl into the exposed bellies of mothers-to-be and eeeet their unborn but living children. They actually prefer them nice and squishy while basting in birth fluids =9 You know the drill, "If it doesn't get all over the place it doesn't belong in your face!"."
commissioned artwork called Marasmus.
Um....sex?
Dawwwwwww, Snergal made a friend!
Soul food?
"Dawwwwwwwwww they're kissing ..with ..their ..stomachs. Umm, no. They're trying to eat each other! <3 Rain more then out-muscles synx, inside as well as out, but synx - being as closely related to gut-worms as we are to monkeys – is almost indigestible. What does this mean? DOUBLE NOM-NEGATION! Time paradoxes, etc. Of course I don't think that's going to stop either of them so they're probably going to be stomach-wrestl
It's like Halloween for Synx!
"Being cushioned behind the meat flaps stationed on the dark side of the tongue means you are already on your way down. Don't bother trying to grab anything; everything is covered with a thick layer of slippery mucus. Writhe and scream all you want, but you should be spending your time enjoying the last bit of light your eyes will ever see as this creature licks your taste off It's lips. By now you probably feel bad for all the little animals/babies
"From the previous pic you're going to find yourself sliding down waves of squishy wet muscles into a dank, cramped, smelly blackness. Once here you will not see any of this (I used an artificial light source after all) but you’ll certainly feel it, furthering the horror and confusion. Jelly soft walls riding on waves of ever distorting muscle writhe and contort endlessly all over you, weeping oddly uncomfortable feeling juices in little trickles, and collecting in thick gooey snot strings. With your eyes watering and lungs burning you'll probably collapse in the squishy, buttered noodle-like, rugae folds of the stomach while your skin gets really hot and itchy. The real burning will probably start on your softer skin areas and orifices, and it gets worse form there."
(I know it's been posted below, but I'm continuing the series in order)
This pic was when I started to change around my procedures and image/brush sizes to use my new equipment too it's fullest, so it probably looks a bit better then the last submission. Also, I might as well post some art since a black hole is going to swallows us all tomorrow =D Lol Armageddon vore.
"While babies, already digesting meat and the sick/injured are their main food source, they will snarf down small animals that don't meet the above requirements as well. Here Synx has caught three adult rabbit men who basically sacrificed themselves so the rest of their family could escape. Originally Synx was after their numerous children, but the size of these meaty fellows more then makes up for that loss."
"You may be confused as to what's going on in this picture, if you are you've never owned a sock I take it? Grab one by the rims and pull down to the middle so it's half way inside out...There ya go <3 What you are seeing isn't an example of a Synx beast regularly eating, this instead is a rare sight. When people get really overenthusiast
"What goes up must come down. Once everything is back inside, including the rabbits, they do what rabbits do best; they curl up in paralyzing terror while pushed together in the confined stretchy meat. Their weight makes sure all of the flipped-out things invert back nicely. They are slowly digested alive in the squishy mass while much of the air Synx horked down with them keeps them barley conscious for the experience. They choke on the foul gases and shiver as the buttered noodle like walls slide around and through every crevice of their helpless naked bodies. All while soaking in monster vomit! Yummmy yum yum"
"Ahh what a lovely Pepto commercial this would make, I can almost see the bottle up at the right hand corner.
Synx's poisons secret here as well, so the rabbits don't feel any pain. However it only takes three hours for serious irritation to set in. Irritation and pain are different, and Synx's secretions don't stop that. You'd be surprised just how terrible irritation itself can be, especially if you are being liquefied into cream cheese. So the rabbits gain unprecedented strength to achieve their last dying struggles! Normally Synx can handle this; It's food is usually too disabled or young to represent much of a threat, but these where three adults of their species."
"Okokok, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! GTFO! Their determination is rewarded and they are expelled from the belly of the beast. Two are still alive, but those rabbits can expect to live half-lives with crippled mobility and blindness for the rest of their days. This is of course assuming they survive the unimaginable pain coming in a few hours once Synx's poisons wears off. The fate that awaited them in Synx's bowels will seem like heaven compared to that... It seems everyone was made of fail today"
"There are allot of tick and leach-like parasites where Synx comes from so Synx can remove it’s skin and then swallow it. Synx’s stomach deals with the hitchhikers and cleans the skin simultaneously
Hope you all enjoyed that!
And now, for something completely different, Synx, Syra, and Snooge! Their creator had his works lovingly referred to as "Nightmare fuel".
Syra inserting claws, and what happens.
This character's name is Actually Synx. Syra has rolling, black horns, Synx has sharp red horns.
The un-diagramed version!
This is Snooge. Say Hi to Snooge. Snooge likes you.
Snooge's character sheet.
Takes vore to a whole new digestive level.
Baby sitting isn't Synx's best job...
Fart poot poot poot fart poot fart fart poot.
Um.....Hell, I've got nothin'....
Synx playing with his food.
Getting to know Synx.
Bondage?...
First-person perspective of the victim in question.
Getting to know our Syra!
Syra getting to know someone else!
Okay, I'm sending out a call to all you cooks, bakers, chef's, prep's, and caterer's!
I want, no, NEED recipes, and I'm looking for some good ones! I need sweets, potato dishes, pastas, pastries, cakes, pies, cookies, soups (especially soups), stews, chilis, chicken, beef, steak, hamburger, pot roast, anything that is delicious. I have a few rules though, so be mindful before you send me a recipe for a French dish with ingredients that no good person should be able to pronounce outside of France, and whose ingredients are rarer than hair on a toad.
I would LIKE the recipes to be something that any person could make, IF they read instructions, and have an hour or so to prepare it. So, if you will, send me your best, just include the following:
1.Your Real and Screen name (I'd like to remember fondly on the person who made the contribution and tell others where I got it)
2. Ingredients (Every recipe has them...And I'll need it to prepare it)
3. Cooking Instructions (Without these, I have just ingredients. Sad, sad ingredients)
4. How many servings? (Should I prepare for two, four, eight, fifty?)
5. Preheat and Cook times (this should be under Cooking instructions, but people sometimes forget)
6. Personal notes that you would like to share to make the dish better (Rub olive oil onto the chicken, add parsley and sage, use garlic juice instead of butter, scream at the beef every time you hit it, whatever makes a dish good).
7. If you can, or if you want, give me the story behind the dish. I would love to here them, and (room allowing) I might put a menton of it into my Everything Book: Cook's Edition (running title for my leatherbound journal in which I put yummy recipes).
As an example of this, I will impart onto you a favorite of mine:
PASTIES! The traditional food of the Yooper! By Lee Erickson (a.k.a. [Nekko Fox])
Ingredients for the Crust:
3 cups of flour
1/2 Cup of Shortening
1 TEASPOON of Salt
Cut the shortening into the salt and flour until it has the texture of corn meal. For this, you may need a pastry cutter. Add water until mix is dough-like. Err to dryness, but if you get too wet you can always add more flower.
Ingredients for the Filling:
6 Medium potatoes
1 small rutabaga
1 carrot
3 Medium onions
5 pounds of ground beef, browned (or thinly sliced beef)
1 pound of ground pork, browned (Or pulled pork)
Peel and dice veggies (yes, Rutabaga is a veggie). Put these in a bowl and mix with the meat. Add salt and pepper to taste.
ASSEMBLY:
Roll out the crust on a lightly floured surface as you would a pie crust, only more oblong. Like a football, eh? Add roughly 1 pound of filling (meat, veggies, rutabaga) onto one half of the crust (think the side of the football with laces if you have trouble. The rounded, non pointed end). Dip your finger into water and make a line of moisture around the filling. Flip the other, un-laden-with-
Baking:
Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Bake for 20 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit, then reduce the heat to 350 degrees (again Fahrenheit) for another forty (40) minutes. Let cool for fifteen minutes then serve with your choice of condiments (Ketchup is okay, but it's delicious plain or with brown gravy). Eat whilst dreaming of the cold Lake Superior shorelines (dawn and dusk, midsummer or early fall are good times).
Serves:
Roughly 6, depending on how you distribute the filling.
Note: For less hassle, you can always use tortillas don'tcha know? But where's the Yooper experience in that, eh?
Story:
My family would visit Northern Michigan, a.k.a. The Upper Peninsula ( The U.P...Yoo Pee...Yooper..
I hope you enjoy this little recipe and get back to me on this!
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Ummm...yeah, not much to listen to at the beginning, but it gets better. A kid who makes his way to the top after being made fun of, and then he has his revenge...it's Kinda...neat. O.o
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mc chris - peer gynt
Hello, my name's mc chris
I am white and I rap
I know that you think my voice is kinda annoying
But when it is on a mic
It is nice, kinda like
The wind through windchimes at night
Now knight me The Boy King
I'll require a throne and hoes
Don't forget, lots of dro
Wasn't long ago I lived on milk and kidney beans
But, now I've been vilified
Thanks to these
Mic skills of mine
Nerds, they all get in a line with things to sign, mc
Groupies throw their thongs and bras
Midget girls, Amazons
Take 'em home, pajamas on
Let's play some hide-and-seek
But don't worry Dad and Mom,
Always have a condom on
I got better sense than that
don't wanna catch v.d.
Did I discuss my dividends?
That depends,
Are we friends?
If we are then I can say I'm slingin' wicked bling
Enough that I can loan you some
Whatcha want, 100 bucks?
Pay your rent, buy you a tux
To me it's not a thing
In the end it's just revenge
Honor, that's my last defense
They should not have been so cruel
So callous in their ways
They were jealous of my depth
They would not give it a rest
Hope my story's end sends them to an early grave
Everything's just as I planned
I'm the bomb
I'm the man
Sold out shows, New York, Japan, I fill the stands with teens
Hope they don't mind a melted face
The smell of toast
Metallic taste
That's the smell of burnin' brains, you can blame mc
Fire and brimstone
Wrath of Hell
Take the cards you've been dealt
Take your wife to the hotel and F her in the tub
Key your car and steal your mail
Think I won't? I will prevail
My jams will be anthems causing tantrums in the clubs
Riot gear and dissidence
A loss of life and innocence
Parachute apocalypse
It's like it's World War III
Cuz I failed a fitness test
Doesn't mean you have to jest
Maybe I should fill your chest with some gasoline
You might want to look away
While the flames eat your face
You'll be nothing but a bunch of bones, perhaps, and teeth
Hope you learned your lesson dude
A little less ineptitude
Please be kind to others you'll be smothered in your sleep
Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc
Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc
You hear that, bitches?
ZMFG
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Freaking lol....
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Okay, here is the skinny about what is:
After Thursday night, I will not be on this website for a full week.
Why? My grandfather had a stroke. I'm terrified for him, and I cried my eyes out fearing I'd lose my grandfather, the coolest person I know. So, I'm going up to Michigan to see him (hopefully not the last time) and some of my family for a week. As of now, his right side is paralyzed, and he is having difficulty speaking. The stroke really spooked him, and if anyone talks to him for too long it gets his blood pressure up.
But, here's the good news (and a rather strange coincidence!):
He had his stroke while going INTO the hospital. Turns out he was going in for surgery for carpal tunnel. So, luck was on his side and they were able to render assistance quickly. He's a strong man, and I believe he will get better. So, I apologize if I leave any conversations unfinished for a while, but I'm sure you all shall make do without me fairly well.
Adieu.
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Dr.Online by Zeromancer...
Very Sexy song, look into it. Now.
Well, we did it again last night too! Except this time we played strip poker. I lost second, again, but the girls were naked showing off naughty bits first. Well, when we finished our poker game, when decided, HEY! Since we're naked, let's fool around with our respective partners! After a while Shaman started fingering Dessy while me and Brittany watched. And Dessy is a gusher. No shit, she squirts so much cum, it was ridiculous. I had to change the sheets on my bed. After a while, me and Brittany decided to fuck, so we switched through a couple positions with Dessy bucking and moaning in the background. When I came, Brittany sucked me off so that I would cum in her mouth, and Dessy apologized for the mess she made. It took two shirts to wipe up everything she messed over. And, when we tired of that, we finished Kung Pow. ^_^
When the movie ended, Shaman went downstairs, I remade my bed, and Brittany and Dessy snuggled up to me and we fell asleep together. Awesome night!
Well, here's how the evening started... Me and my girlfriend Brittany invited our friends Destiny (Dessy) and Shaman (Shawn) over for a game of Strip Poker...Well, we ended up playing Strip Blackjack instead because apparently Dessy doesn't know how to play poker. Well, we all wound up naked, and Shaman won with ONE GLOVE! The rules were simple in the game. Person who loses the most (by going over 21 the most) they have to take off a piece of clothing. When taking it off, they have to strip tease. If you lose all your clothes, you are out of the game...Well, as I said, Shaman won by a GLOVE! Well, during all of this, we were laughing hysterically, and cracking jokes left and right. But, when the game was done, we popped on music. Caramelldansen was first (awesome song) and we all Caramel Danced vigorously, and when that song ended we played Enya's song The Hills of Ireland, to which we all Riverdanced to. We couldn't stop laughing, and we were all getting really comfy with our nudity. After this, we hopped onto my bed, still naked, and we started watching really BAD hentai porn. Well, we continued laughing over the porn for a while, but after some time we decided to pop in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist! Well, while we were watching, Shaman started fingering Dessy. Well, I started teasing Brittany, and she started to stroke me until I was hard. Next thing I know, I'm laying beside her, lifted her leg, and started slamming my cock into Brittany's wet cunny. She must have cum twice just doing that. Well, Shaman and Dessy have stopped playing to watch, giving us a running oratory. I believe a couple of the lines were "Remember that position!" (Dessy moves around for a better view) "Okay, remembered..." and "Can you move your hips that fast?" (Referring to my fast thrusts) "Um...I don't know..." Well, I moved and sat down on my computer chair and Brittany sat on my lap and started to fuck me hard. Dessy and Shaman told us we were going to break the chair because of how hard we were playing. Well, after one or two of Brittany's orgasms later, I laid Brittany on the bed and Dessy and Shaman decided to head downstairs to play videogames. So, me and Brittany kept at it for bit, and Brittany started begging me to cum on her...Well, I did just that, and, in her words I "made a little reservoir" on her tummy.
That was my evening.
Okay, this is for people who want a link to ALL the stories I've written, because..well, I've written more than The Runt.
A Brother's Passion
After School
An Anthro's Wet Dream
An Anthro's Wet Dream 2
Love and Artwork
New Experiences
The Runt
The Runt: Tod's New Life
The Runt: Dangerous Encounters
The Runt: Double Trouble
The Runt: Food for Thought
The Runt: Children and their Games
The Runt: A Virtual World
The Runt: Personal Hygiene
Written about Saturday 2009-03-28
Written: (5874 days ago)
Okay, seriously. My dragon brother Shaman introduced me to an interesting new group. The best way to describe them is "Evil Carny Musicals" because they use tuba, accordion, a banjo, spoons, a violin, and xylophone and the lead singer's voice is amazingly unique. I suggest you look them up, or I'll nom your face. But seriously, they aren't on Bearshare, and you can find three songs on Skreemr, for Songbird. They have songs on Youtube, but they are so new they have only one album out. I love this music!
They are...The Scarring Party!
Your Horoscope For Today, Brought To You by Weird Al Yankovic. Which Is Yours? Mine is in bold down below...cancer...yeah >_>
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a
day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through
your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in
the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's
test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stake
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the
relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep
significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give
you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,
scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not
to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than
you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts
next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in
your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying
If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never
leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today
You know what makes me laugh people? Ism's. Racism. Sexism. Ageism. People hating people for something silly. I mean, truly, why does something someone think, feel, enjoy, or say, have to illicit such a negative response? I mean, who are you to say? My favorite thing to rant about is people who hate people for sexual things. How funny! People hate furries for being furry, and yet they, the haters, enjoy clown porn, zombie porn, tentacle rape, amputee porn, incest, scat and water sports, and Gods know what else. Hypocritical? Of course! But what TRULY amuses me is when people argue at LENGTH about how other people are wrong, disgusting, stupid, etc, and yet more often than not they never sit back and think "Who am I to judge, considering what turns me on"? No, they hear from a third party about something and how they took it as offensive, then jump on the bandwagon and lay waste to all the impure people before them with their righteous fire and hate! HA! What a laugh. It's like these people decide to waste their life judging others, while those being judged merely raise an eyebrow and ask "What was the purpose of that? Why should it matter to you what I like or don't like? What business is it of yours?"
The answer is simple. They are trolls. They are sophomoric, rude, foolish, and commonly ignorant and naive. They WANT a reaction, because they NEED a reaction. They want to cause strife and unrest. The solution? Laugh at them and then ignore them. But never argue with them. It just gives the troll what he wants: Attention. Like a crying child who breaks things to make his parents notice him, these children are making you mad so that you will argue with them so that they won't be bored.
Who knows. Maybe, if you ignore them long enough they'll get depressed and kill themselves. I, for one, would laugh and cheer if that happened.
The people who read this, most will nod their head and give a chuckle because they know of whom I speak.They've met them, and know them. Others will get grumpy and probably write a nasty little come-back diary entry (Which I won't bother to read, and if I did, I would laugh at them. A lot), or confront me directly. But hey, you know what? I can ignore them, or laugh at them, or both, and continue on my way, content with the knowledge that I aggravated someone for being unreasonable and close-minded. And you know why that's nice? It's because deep down, they know I'm right, even though they will argue against it.
THAT is what I find AMUSING. Their pitiful struggle to justify their hatred for those that are different than them.
Reminds me of Nazis. Okay you Schutzstaffel wannabes, send me something to laugh at you over. I know some others on this side who would LOVE to read what you have to say! Weak-willed wretches.
I'm a monster! RAWR! You have to watch this! the gnome is adorable!
http://www.you
Seriously everyone.
If you people send me messages that say "I want to Die" or anything similar, don't expect sympathy. I'll tell you that you are weak and that there are many people far worse off than you. For Christ sakes, you lived in a developed country and have free access to the internet, why are you bitching? Most every problem you have can be dealt with one way or another, over time or right away, but it will get addressed. Life is FULL of problems, and you live by dealing with them, adapting to them, and learning from them. It makes you wise. But bitching about it, throwing a self-pity party with all your friends invited, that won't achieve anything besides ire from people who see you for what you are. Pathetic.
Grow up and Get something DONE!
All of you out there who don't have an aversion to songs that make you wriggle with pleasure cuz they are so damn cute, look up Ich Hab Dich Lieb by Schnuffel. The music video is pretty cute too.