[Nekko Fox]'s diary
Written about Friday 2009-08-28
Written: (5779 days ago)
And with that...I win.
This is a shout out to someone very special.
Josh is a whiny, pedo, faggot emo kid who will die unsuccessful, miserable and in all likelihood, alone. And probably in jail. Hope you enjoy your permanent place on the FBI's pedophile watch list. You know quite well who you are.
There was no purpose to this other than to be a nuisance. If there is a response to it, then it only means I win.
Fill this out in complete sentences. Spelling, grammar, and punctuation will be watched for and your application will be judged according to that as well as your responses. Upon completion, send the completed form to [Silver Ikarii] and [Nekko Fox] for review. If you are rejected you may re-apply in two weeks time. Also note, just because one of us may say yes, does not always mean the other will as well.
1. What are your intentions for [Silver Ikarii]'s life mate?
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2. Do you intend to roleplay with [Nekko Fox]?
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3. If yes, then in what manner?
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4. What is your favorite sexual fantasy?
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5. When did you lose your virginity? (Skip if virgin)
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6. What is your sexual orientation? (Heterosexual, bisexual, homosexual, etc)
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7. What is your gender and species?
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8. What is your favorite roleplay themed scenario? (Attack on a spaceship, digging through ruins, swimming in the ocean, etc)
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9. What is your age? (Honesty is key here)
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10. In fifty words (minimum) explain why you should be able to roleplay with [Silver Ikarii]'s life mate and partner (be it sexually or otherwise).
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Written about Friday 2009-08-07
Written: (5800 days ago)
Twilight Sucks, it's not a good book, the characters are two dimensional, there is very little descriptive dialogue that ISN'T about Edward, it has a horrible moral points (Edward is a text book case of an emotionally abusive boyfriend who makes it clear that Bella can't do ANYTHING without him), it has no plot devices that I couldn't see from a kilometer away, it has far too many cliches, it draws strongly from (if not directly plagiarizes) other authors' stories (you know, the one's with talent?), it's fan-girls are obviously ignorant and naive of the world of literature around them and in so being they are disgustingly obnoxious over the apparent 'quality' of Stephenie Meyer's work, and to wrap all of this up Edward is a sparkly emo loser.
Any questions? No? Good.
Written about Thursday 2009-07-30
Written: (5808 days ago)
Okay. Seriously people. Vampires can't breed. That is just the most inane, foolish concept I have ever heard. Why do people believe that they can? Because that talentless hack wrote Twilight (Which wasn't even a good book I might add. Horribly written. Period.).
Let me break this down for you:
1. Vampires are dead, or UNdead. Regardless, they are not living beings.
2. That being the case, one must honestly conclude that the vampires, who are (if one takes literature into account) dead, are incapable of producing spermatozoa.
3. Even if Vampires COULD create said spermatozoa, the spermatozoa, which were created by a dead creature, would also be dead.
4. With that concluded, it is obvious that the spermatozoa could not fertilize a living cell like an EGG.
5. Vampires do not exist.
Coming from a pedo-fag like you, the insult seems lost.
Written about Wednesday 2009-07-29
Written: (5809 days ago)
Well, here is the skinny on what is: My computer, for whatever reason, will not let me log into any of the Heddate communities. Not Elftown, not Elfpack, and not FAKE!. To see the least, it is VERY aggravating. I can pull up the log-in screen, but once I type in my password and SN, the screen just sits there, saying "Contacting web site host" or some HTML nonsense of which I can make little sense. Regardless of that fact, I will be getting on, but with much less frequency and for much less time. How? My mate, lover, and friend's laptop computer. She's a real angel for letting me sit here and type this gibberish while she waits patiently for me to get the fuck off her beautiful new computer. Anyway, that is all my friends and family of the binary world. Ciao!
For all those who are wondering, my mood is Italian. It means "Fuck you, you son of a bitch."
REPOSTED FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT:
http://muushi.
http://wildcri
http://yiffsta
http://fchan.u
http://chan.yi
http://cubcent
http://e621.ne
http://paws.ru
These are just a few image boards/forums/
Thank you killopkie. I lawled.
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"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva(Athena) in the brain of Jupiter(Zeus)."
-- Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823
I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature.....Mi
-Thomas Jefferson
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead."
-- Thomas Paine, in "The Age of Reason"
He says naïvely, outspokenly and without suggestion of embarrassment "I, the Lord thy God, am a jealous God."
It is only another way of saying "I, the Lord thy God, am a small God; fretful about small things"
-Mark Twain
Written about Thursday 2009-07-09
Written: (5829 days ago)
THE GAME
When you lose, you must tell everyone near you.
You can not stop playing The Game once informed of the rules. However, the game is to be sold, not to be told.
When you hear someone lose the game, then you lose, hate the player.
The only way to win The Game is to really, honestly, forget about The Game. This rarely happens so basically you win but will never know you win because as soon as you do, you lose.
And yes, you just lost. So stop thinking about it if you want to win, or you're screwed.
Contrary to popular opinion, hating the game is not okay. You should hate the player.
Hey look, I found MORE! ^_^
Say Hello to Astrid!
Synx is such a caulk sucker!
This has to be the most 'normal', non-violent, un-disturbing picture I've seen by this artist.
The artist described it thusly:
"Partially digested and softened meat from the bellies of the beasts they inhabit is a main food source when in parasite mode, but when in predator mode they have to search for the vulnerable and/or small. What is more vulnerable then the young! Yes, everyone eats babies today on the internets, but the Synx monsters do it with style. This doesn't just apply to children, but the unborn as well. They will crawl into the exposed bellies of mothers-to-be and eeeet their unborn but living children. They actually prefer them nice and squishy while basting in birth fluids =9 You know the drill, "If it doesn't get all over the place it doesn't belong in your face!"."
commissioned artwork called Marasmus.
Um....sex?
Dawwwwwww, Snergal made a friend!
Soul food?
"Dawwwwwwwwww they're kissing ..with ..their ..stomachs. Umm, no. They're trying to eat each other! <3 Rain more then out-muscles synx, inside as well as out, but synx - being as closely related to gut-worms as we are to monkeys – is almost indigestible. What does this mean? DOUBLE NOM-NEGATION! Time paradoxes, etc. Of course I don't think that's going to stop either of them so they're probably going to be stomach-wrestl
It's like Halloween for Synx!
"Being cushioned behind the meat flaps stationed on the dark side of the tongue means you are already on your way down. Don't bother trying to grab anything; everything is covered with a thick layer of slippery mucus. Writhe and scream all you want, but you should be spending your time enjoying the last bit of light your eyes will ever see as this creature licks your taste off It's lips. By now you probably feel bad for all the little animals/babies
"From the previous pic you're going to find yourself sliding down waves of squishy wet muscles into a dank, cramped, smelly blackness. Once here you will not see any of this (I used an artificial light source after all) but you’ll certainly feel it, furthering the horror and confusion. Jelly soft walls riding on waves of ever distorting muscle writhe and contort endlessly all over you, weeping oddly uncomfortable feeling juices in little trickles, and collecting in thick gooey snot strings. With your eyes watering and lungs burning you'll probably collapse in the squishy, buttered noodle-like, rugae folds of the stomach while your skin gets really hot and itchy. The real burning will probably start on your softer skin areas and orifices, and it gets worse form there."
(I know it's been posted below, but I'm continuing the series in order)
This pic was when I started to change around my procedures and image/brush sizes to use my new equipment too it's fullest, so it probably looks a bit better then the last submission. Also, I might as well post some art since a black hole is going to swallows us all tomorrow =D Lol Armageddon vore.
"While babies, already digesting meat and the sick/injured are their main food source, they will snarf down small animals that don't meet the above requirements as well. Here Synx has caught three adult rabbit men who basically sacrificed themselves so the rest of their family could escape. Originally Synx was after their numerous children, but the size of these meaty fellows more then makes up for that loss."
"You may be confused as to what's going on in this picture, if you are you've never owned a sock I take it? Grab one by the rims and pull down to the middle so it's half way inside out...There ya go <3 What you are seeing isn't an example of a Synx beast regularly eating, this instead is a rare sight. When people get really overenthusiast
"What goes up must come down. Once everything is back inside, including the rabbits, they do what rabbits do best; they curl up in paralyzing terror while pushed together in the confined stretchy meat. Their weight makes sure all of the flipped-out things invert back nicely. They are slowly digested alive in the squishy mass while much of the air Synx horked down with them keeps them barley conscious for the experience. They choke on the foul gases and shiver as the buttered noodle like walls slide around and through every crevice of their helpless naked bodies. All while soaking in monster vomit! Yummmy yum yum"
"Ahh what a lovely Pepto commercial this would make, I can almost see the bottle up at the right hand corner.
Synx's poisons secret here as well, so the rabbits don't feel any pain. However it only takes three hours for serious irritation to set in. Irritation and pain are different, and Synx's secretions don't stop that. You'd be surprised just how terrible irritation itself can be, especially if you are being liquefied into cream cheese. So the rabbits gain unprecedented strength to achieve their last dying struggles! Normally Synx can handle this; It's food is usually too disabled or young to represent much of a threat, but these where three adults of their species."
"Okokok, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! GTFO! Their determination is rewarded and they are expelled from the belly of the beast. Two are still alive, but those rabbits can expect to live half-lives with crippled mobility and blindness for the rest of their days. This is of course assuming they survive the unimaginable pain coming in a few hours once Synx's poisons wears off. The fate that awaited them in Synx's bowels will seem like heaven compared to that... It seems everyone was made of fail today"
"There are allot of tick and leach-like parasites where Synx comes from so Synx can remove it’s skin and then swallow it. Synx’s stomach deals with the hitchhikers and cleans the skin simultaneously
Hope you all enjoyed that!
And now, for something completely different, Synx, Syra, and Snooge! Their creator had his works lovingly referred to as "Nightmare fuel".
Syra inserting claws, and what happens.
This character's name is Actually Synx. Syra has rolling, black horns, Synx has sharp red horns.
The un-diagramed version!
This is Snooge. Say Hi to Snooge. Snooge likes you.
Snooge's character sheet.
Takes vore to a whole new digestive level.
Baby sitting isn't Synx's best job...
Fart poot poot poot fart poot fart fart poot.
Um.....Hell, I've got nothin'....
Synx playing with his food.
Getting to know Synx.
Bondage?...
First-person perspective of the victim in question.
Getting to know our Syra!
Syra getting to know someone else!
Okay, I'm sending out a call to all you cooks, bakers, chef's, prep's, and caterer's!
I want, no, NEED recipes, and I'm looking for some good ones! I need sweets, potato dishes, pastas, pastries, cakes, pies, cookies, soups (especially soups), stews, chilis, chicken, beef, steak, hamburger, pot roast, anything that is delicious. I have a few rules though, so be mindful before you send me a recipe for a French dish with ingredients that no good person should be able to pronounce outside of France, and whose ingredients are rarer than hair on a toad.
I would LIKE the recipes to be something that any person could make, IF they read instructions, and have an hour or so to prepare it. So, if you will, send me your best, just include the following:
1.Your Real and Screen name (I'd like to remember fondly on the person who made the contribution and tell others where I got it)
2. Ingredients (Every recipe has them...And I'll need it to prepare it)
3. Cooking Instructions (Without these, I have just ingredients. Sad, sad ingredients)
4. How many servings? (Should I prepare for two, four, eight, fifty?)
5. Preheat and Cook times (this should be under Cooking instructions, but people sometimes forget)
6. Personal notes that you would like to share to make the dish better (Rub olive oil onto the chicken, add parsley and sage, use garlic juice instead of butter, scream at the beef every time you hit it, whatever makes a dish good).
7. If you can, or if you want, give me the story behind the dish. I would love to here them, and (room allowing) I might put a menton of it into my Everything Book: Cook's Edition (running title for my leatherbound journal in which I put yummy recipes).
As an example of this, I will impart onto you a favorite of mine:
PASTIES! The traditional food of the Yooper! By Lee Erickson (a.k.a. [Nekko Fox])
Ingredients for the Crust:
3 cups of flour
1/2 Cup of Shortening
1 TEASPOON of Salt
Cut the shortening into the salt and flour until it has the texture of corn meal. For this, you may need a pastry cutter. Add water until mix is dough-like. Err to dryness, but if you get too wet you can always add more flower.
Ingredients for the Filling:
6 Medium potatoes
1 small rutabaga
1 carrot
3 Medium onions
5 pounds of ground beef, browned (or thinly sliced beef)
1 pound of ground pork, browned (Or pulled pork)
Peel and dice veggies (yes, Rutabaga is a veggie). Put these in a bowl and mix with the meat. Add salt and pepper to taste.
ASSEMBLY:
Roll out the crust on a lightly floured surface as you would a pie crust, only more oblong. Like a football, eh? Add roughly 1 pound of filling (meat, veggies, rutabaga) onto one half of the crust (think the side of the football with laces if you have trouble. The rounded, non pointed end). Dip your finger into water and make a line of moisture around the filling. Flip the other, un-laden-with-
Baking:
Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Bake for 20 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit, then reduce the heat to 350 degrees (again Fahrenheit) for another forty (40) minutes. Let cool for fifteen minutes then serve with your choice of condiments (Ketchup is okay, but it's delicious plain or with brown gravy). Eat whilst dreaming of the cold Lake Superior shorelines (dawn and dusk, midsummer or early fall are good times).
Serves:
Roughly 6, depending on how you distribute the filling.
Note: For less hassle, you can always use tortillas don'tcha know? But where's the Yooper experience in that, eh?
Story:
My family would visit Northern Michigan, a.k.a. The Upper Peninsula ( The U.P...Yoo Pee...Yooper..
I hope you enjoy this little recipe and get back to me on this!
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Ummm...yeah, not much to listen to at the beginning, but it gets better. A kid who makes his way to the top after being made fun of, and then he has his revenge...it's Kinda...neat. O.o
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mc chris - peer gynt
Hello, my name's mc chris
I am white and I rap
I know that you think my voice is kinda annoying
But when it is on a mic
It is nice, kinda like
The wind through windchimes at night
Now knight me The Boy King
I'll require a throne and hoes
Don't forget, lots of dro
Wasn't long ago I lived on milk and kidney beans
But, now I've been vilified
Thanks to these
Mic skills of mine
Nerds, they all get in a line with things to sign, mc
Groupies throw their thongs and bras
Midget girls, Amazons
Take 'em home, pajamas on
Let's play some hide-and-seek
But don't worry Dad and Mom,
Always have a condom on
I got better sense than that
don't wanna catch v.d.
Did I discuss my dividends?
That depends,
Are we friends?
If we are then I can say I'm slingin' wicked bling
Enough that I can loan you some
Whatcha want, 100 bucks?
Pay your rent, buy you a tux
To me it's not a thing
In the end it's just revenge
Honor, that's my last defense
They should not have been so cruel
So callous in their ways
They were jealous of my depth
They would not give it a rest
Hope my story's end sends them to an early grave
Everything's just as I planned
I'm the bomb
I'm the man
Sold out shows, New York, Japan, I fill the stands with teens
Hope they don't mind a melted face
The smell of toast
Metallic taste
That's the smell of burnin' brains, you can blame mc
Fire and brimstone
Wrath of Hell
Take the cards you've been dealt
Take your wife to the hotel and F her in the tub
Key your car and steal your mail
Think I won't? I will prevail
My jams will be anthems causing tantrums in the clubs
Riot gear and dissidence
A loss of life and innocence
Parachute apocalypse
It's like it's World War III
Cuz I failed a fitness test
Doesn't mean you have to jest
Maybe I should fill your chest with some gasoline
You might want to look away
While the flames eat your face
You'll be nothing but a bunch of bones, perhaps, and teeth
Hope you learned your lesson dude
A little less ineptitude
Please be kind to others you'll be smothered in your sleep
Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc
Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc
You hear that, bitches?
ZMFG
Worst Cybering Ever
worst cybering ever 2
Freaking lol....
http://muushi.
http://wildcri
http://yiffsta
http://fchan.u
http://chan.yi
http://cubcent
http://e621.ne
These are just a few image boards/forums/
Okay, here is the skinny about what is:
After Thursday night, I will not be on this website for a full week.
Why? My grandfather had a stroke. I'm terrified for him, and I cried my eyes out fearing I'd lose my grandfather, the coolest person I know. So, I'm going up to Michigan to see him (hopefully not the last time) and some of my family for a week. As of now, his right side is paralyzed, and he is having difficulty speaking. The stroke really spooked him, and if anyone talks to him for too long it gets his blood pressure up.
But, here's the good news (and a rather strange coincidence!):
He had his stroke while going INTO the hospital. Turns out he was going in for surgery for carpal tunnel. So, luck was on his side and they were able to render assistance quickly. He's a strong man, and I believe he will get better. So, I apologize if I leave any conversations unfinished for a while, but I'm sure you all shall make do without me fairly well.
Adieu.
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