Climb the highest mountain. Punch the face of God.

You shoot me in a dream, you better fucking wake up and apologize.

Stop crying. You still have three limbs.

Don't bark. Bite.

Spit in her face. Moonwalk away.

I love pacifists. Easy to enslave.

Today's horoscope: Fuck Yeah.

Kill the weak. Use them for fires.

This sidewalk is mine. Enjoy the mud.

Impregnate women! Own the future!

Fuck fear. Your fucking other things.

Why fear the unknown, when you can CONQUER IT.

Everyone that hates you will be dead one day.

Vagina. The breakfast of champions.

"Your's" is just another word for things I haven't taken yet.

I don't need a role model. I own a mirror.

YOU ARE BETTER THAN GOD! HE HAD TO REST!

The truth about the juggalo scene comes out...

No amount of loyalty, determination, self-sacrifice, or heroism will deflect an incoming intercontinental ballistic missile.

And by the way, Twilight sucks so much that it hurts everything that is literature. Just thought I'd bring that up again.

http://baetzler.de/humor/meat_beings.html

^----------Now this is a good story.

If sarcasm was chlorine gas, we'd all be dead now. ~ Management.