The amount of characters in this are amazing. Watch, and enjoy the music.
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Once upon a time five of the farmers in Heddal agreed upon building a church in the vally. One of them, named Raud Rygi, one day ran into a stranger who promised to build the church for them. But on one condition ; When the church was finished, Raud had either to bring him the sun and the moon, the blood of his heart or guess the strangers name. Raud thought it would bee more than enough time to discover the man's name, and so he made the deal.
But alas, he didn't get very much time. During the first night all the timber was in place, the second night the tower was raised, and the third day the church would be finished. Fearing for his life, Raud strolled along his fields desperately wondering how to guess the strangers name. Then he heard the most beautiful song coming from inside the nearby mountain :
"Hush, hush, little baby do -
tomorrow father, Finn, will bring to you,
moon and sun and Christian heart
as toy for you, so nice and smart".
The riddle was solved ! The builder was the "troll" Finn, who lived in the nearby mountain. That's how Raud saved his life and Heddal got its church. But the troll couldn't stand the sound of the churchbells every Sunday, and therefore moved with all his family to another mountain.
Comment to picture I found: 'She seems like one of those girls where you go over to her house and she pulls this raggity-ass book out from under her bed and she's like "I never let anyone read my poetry but you can read it all!" and you're all flippin through the scary pages all like "wow, looks like you get dumped a lot..." '
I don't know why, but that just made me laugh.
He Waits Behind The Wall, in a palace of tortured glass, served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers. In his right hand he holds a dead star, and in his left hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow. His left hand is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar. He sings the song that ends the earth. The hive-mind that confounds the living, and perpetuates the torture of the damned. He takes the eyes, the window of the soul, removes the ability to feel...anythin
Zalgo...
Hitler is the end of all intelligent conversation..
Ketchup/Catsup
If it's any consolation, when I killed your family, I didn't give them a chance to scream.
If they are not meant to be my slaves, what purpose do they have?
Despairs only purpose is to be vanquished.
That guy at the top of the fucking mountain? He didn't fucking fall there.
Climb the highest mountain. Punch the face of God.
You shoot me in a dream, you better fucking wake up and apologize.
Stop crying. You still have three limbs.
Don't bark. Bite.
Spit in her face. Moonwalk away.
I love pacifists. Easy to enslave.
Today's horoscope: Fuck Yeah.
Kill the weak. Use them for fires.
This sidewalk is mine. Enjoy the mud.
Impregnate women! Own the future!
Fuck fear. Your fucking other things.
Why fear the unknown, when you can CONQUER IT.