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You follow the link, I get points and stuff.
I'm spamming everywhere, and this really has no purpose, but if you clicked I'll show my appreciation.
Let's play a game.
Shuffle your playlist, skip to the 7th song.
Write the first few lyrics, then the last name of the artist/one of the words in the band's name, then write the track length.
And TA-DA! You've written your own bible verse!
I'll start;
"I will show you things; Wonderful, terrible things."-Modul
Wanna turn everything upside down? Preparing for the worst? Want to learn to how to disable an M1 Abrams tank's drive train, catch your own food, concoct poisons, or essentially become an anarchist bastard? If you have winrar or utorrent (preferably btoh) then enjoy this little compilation of anti-establish
http://www.kat
http://www.tor
http://thepira
http://www.goo
At the very least the books are fascinating to read.
Okay, this may sound odd, or weird, or even downright terrifying, but I swear I just heard the sounds of a million screaming souls trapped in the Saturn. Think I'm insane? Listen to this, enjoy a few seconds of the unnerving sounds, then fast forward to 1:15 and continue to listen until the end;
http://www.you
I swear, after a while (1:42~) it sounds like screaming and wind.
Enjoy your lucid nightmares.
My latest comment in the Christfag verus Atheistfag threads on the /b/ message board.
"While I did believe in Santa Claus, it was when I was a child. I stopped believing in him when I was in 5th grade, and I only believed simply because I was naïve enough to believe anything my parents told me.
But once I grew older and learned how to think for myself, without relying on any "external" influences (in this case, religion and the notion of gods), I realized how simply idiotic this "Santa Claus" was. If he was so jolly and kind in spirit, why did he punish the innocent with coal? Children are exposed to whatever their surroundings are composed of, which, for the most part, is beyond their control. Why should they be punished if they lashed out because their parents constantly fight? Why should they be told their "naughty" for not listening to their father who may be molesting them? It simply didn't make sense to me.
God is the same. If He is so kind, loving and just, why does He say that He will punish those who worship false idols? Why does He allow us, his children, to kill one another, live in poverty, and die of starvation? A loving God wouldn't sit back and watch while his children tore each other apart limb from limb. Him sitting back makes it seem as though we are nothing more than entertainment to Him, assuming that, for this argument, He does exist.
And if we are nothing but entertainment to him, does that not make him unjust? Unkind? Does that oppose everything God is suppose to be?
God is a huge contradiction given what is written in religious texts. Henceforce, Him being a contradiction should mean that he is impossible and therefore does and cannot exist."
<---Jesus' followers
<---- Jesus' promises
<---- What we got
<----How We Reacted
Followed by
Which lead to
And finally
And now the church is like
I've been thinking for some time yet about something rather odd and out of the ordinary. Bio luminescence. If you don't know what it means, grab a dictionary. Anyway, I've been considering this for a while, and I find the concept fascinating. Glow worms, fireflies, hatchet fish, any number of creatures that use bio luminescence to hunt and lure prey or attract mates. Well, it crossed my mind, why hasn't humanity gotten into this yet? With our profound interest in body modifications (Read: Piercings, sub-dermal implants, amputations, gauging, tattoos, scarring, burning, etc) as a whole, why has no one sought to add bio luminescence to the list? Could you imagine such a thing? Part of one's body glowing due to a chemical stimulation? Bright sweat? Glowing blood or saliva? Eyes that literally shine? Could you imagine how much fun raves would be? How much more enticing bedroom play could be? How easy it would be to find the person if they get lost in the dark? And the colors you could use! Of course, the natural standard of green-yellow would apply, but with the right mixture I'm sure you could accommodate for reds, blues, pure greens, pure yellows, pink, chartreuse, and myriad other colors. And if that is possible, who is to say that one color would be the limit? Maybe you had multiple colors for various parts. Perhaps you underwent a procedure that made some of your tattoos semi-transluce
When life gives you mascara, make masquerade!
"Thank you...Thank you for making my shame more festive."
Best quote of 4chan today concerning religios people saying "atheists are always hating on religion and religious people";
"I have plenty of religious tolerance but I will argue with any idiot who makes false claims about anything that I know is wrong. You guys are the ones always trying to "disprove atheism" by poorly conceived strawman arguments and when that doesn't work you start quoting your bible. If you could just shut the fuck up about the fact that we don't believe in your god and stop tryiing to argue against science that you intentionally know nothing about then we would be just fine."
Thank you anonymous.
In my experience, those who are truly dangerous do not act like it.
Back in my day we waited 14 hours for our download manager to download a 10kb naughty picture.
AND WE LIKED IT.
Just a passing thought;
I've noticed more and more people substituting their own personal takes on those copypasta messages. Those "A friend would________ , but a REAL friend would _______ ," messages.
I've seen everything from the original, to family, to army, to mates, but most of all Juggalo. Now, people already know my opinion of this attention-seek
To be candid and frank, I have to say that anyone, Jugg-head or otherwise, that posts anything but the original should seriously re-evaluate their creativity. As well, how does changing "A real friend" to "a SOLDIER" or "a BROTHER" or anything other than what has been put in for the original actually change people's opinion of you? If you look at them, there are few if any changes to the original script apart from the different "But a real friend" additions to the message. All in all? People who post those are saying several things.
First, they are not creative enough to think of something on their own to diversify themselves from the rest of the herd. Congratulation
Second, you are equating something that you find very important (your sub-culture group, for instance) to something that EVERYONE gets from standard friendships. In other words, you are saying that something you hold dear is not, in fact, special or unique.
Third, you are under the illusion that posting that crap will make people think you have values when in fact it just comes across as annoying and obnoxious. Now get off your high-horse, go create something original, and quit wasting people's time.
And, as an aside, motherfuckin' magnets? How do they work?! (that joke is directed at a chosen few, and they will laugh because they understand.) For the rest of you, enjoy this picture below for it is amusing. That is all.
Note: If this upset you, that is the purpose. If you send me a message decrying hypocrisy, hurt feelings, or general distaste for the post, then I have done my job and I will enjoy the hate-mail that is sent and may or may not reply to it at my leisure, depending on if I consider it worth my time to respond.
"I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to go into a tunnel, in a canyon, on an airplane, while I hang up on you."
~Dr. House
With chilling smile, and whimsy dreams
The candyman comes at night
He calls to the children, one and all
And fills them with delight
And as the moon climbs so high
And shadows grow too long
He gives the children candy, toys
And lastly gifts of song
They play and dance and sing with him
Their families soon forgot
And as he leads them far away
Their leader calls a halt
"Now children, come, I'll show you now
A thing you won't forget
A wondrous thing, marvelous yes
A thrill it will beget!"
And so they gathered, eagerly,
Around their newfound friend
With quiet eager eyes they wait
For what they couldn't comprehend
And in the shadows of the night
The candyman had his fun
The sad and forlorn families
Waited for children gone
So mind your child as moon looms high
And never douse the light
For he comes to take them all away
The candyman comes at night
"Let us go to war. The world has become stale and insipid, the ships ought to be all captured, the cities battered down, and the world burned up, so that we can start again. There would be fun in that."
Tandem Story
This assignment was actually turned in by two of my English students:
Rebecca ... and Gary ...
English 44A, SMU
Creative Writing
Professor Miller In-class Assignment for Wednesday:
One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth
They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, 'Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize'
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He said, 'Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize'