Maybe all of mankind will evolve and become smart enough to eliminate the greatest human plague that was ever invented for mankind - religion and its God.

So, last night allowed for some rather interesting things to happen;

Have any of you had things just roll in the right direction all at once? That was how last night was for me.

First off, me and my beloved girlfriend decided to use some coupons to go out to dinner. We ended up getting two huge drinks, a big ass burrito, and two waffle cones for a total of ten dollars combined. A feast for cheap. And shortly before that, my Michigan Education Trust (college fund) came in the mail to help pay for my living expenses, books, and school. Amount? $7,202. And just before my rent is due. Next, we run into one of our old friends at Wal-Mart and she suggests we get together and hang out. Well, me and Brittany go out, eat, go to the coffee shop, and then Nikki (my friend) invites us downstairs to smoke hookah. Her treat. Well, after a time, he boyfriend shows up, we spend a few more hours at the hookah joint Algiers before deciding to head back to my place to watch movies or something. Someone suggests booze. I'm the only one old enough to buy. Thus, Nikki drops $20 for me to run into a booze shop and picks up a couple case of Smirnoff (lime and apple. Not bad, but not great). Well, we hang out and invite my buddy God to hang out (a nickname for my roommate). Drinking occurs and the topic turns to the one time me and Nikki's boyfriend Josh made out at a Halloween party a year back. Well, the girls promised that if we made out, they would make out with eachother. Well, being horny boys, we made out. My first French boy kiss, and I loved it. Well, the girls start making out and they are really enjoying themselves, next thing I know, Nikki lips are suckling one of my girlfriends nipples, and I'm taking the other. Everyone was quite aroused at this point. Well, we adjourn to my bedroom for cuddles. Well, it was meant to be cuddles until we all started rubbing Brittany's thighs. Well, Josh suggests Nikki do more naughty things to Brittany. Well, in order for that to happen, we are told that we have to stroke eachother, unclothed before the girls will continue. Well, Josh is straight. And I mean STRAIGHT straight. He's nervous as hell, but we start a strokin' for a full minute before he calls it quits. Girls allow it, and next thing I know, my girlfriends pants are off and my friend Nikki is fingering her sweet cunny and making her whimper for a good couple minutes before she falls into a quivering orgasm. From there, our friends say they need to head home (it was around three in the morning) and take off. Brittany and I are so frisky that I'm making a tent and Britt is soaking through her panties. Next thing I know we're going at it like a couple of pheromone soaked animals. To say the least, she ended up with a sticky rump and me with a wet groin. Now she's strongly considering a threesome because she really, REALLY enjoyed making out and being fingered by a girl.

Now we're just looking for someone cute who lives really close by.

"I tell you now the words of Red Moon; from the Great Spirit was born the Wolf, and man became his messenger. "

Consider this;

You cannot leave your local area and all stores/warehouses in your area have been occupied and barricaded by hostile human forces who shoot any who enter, thus you have no chance of accessing them. You may only access suburban homes (private) and small shops such as corner stores. At least seventy five percent of the population is undead, and if a person dies they instantly reanimate as a zombie regardless of cause of death. A bite from an zombie has an 80% chance of infection, so there is a chance you will survive, but there is no immunity to it so being bitten repeatedly will not build your bodies defense against it. To infect a person a zombie must bite, and pierce, human flesh.

Also, you do not have any time to plan. It has just happened without warning, and very suddenly. Death is everywhere, you have had no time to stock up, build barricades, or contact people. If you do not SEE anyone nearby, then you literally cannot contact them because their is total radio silence. The only people who you KNOW are alive is anyone who lives with you. The streets are not filled with the dead, per se, but when you glance outside, there are at least a couple of the maggot farms meandering outside and chewing on abandoned pets. They cannot run quickly, only shuffle, but they also do not stop.

Also, they do not know you are home, but they apparently noticed your home was lit and are coming to investigate. Keep in mind this is a real time situation; What you have is what you have. Unless you have a bunker of guns stored beneath your home, then they will not suddenly materialize there. If you can't shoot accurately, you are not spontaneously an amazing sniper who is a crack shot. If you are unhealthy and have gone without exercise, you are not suddenly capable of wind-sprinting one hundred yards in fifteen seconds. If you have no weapons training, you don't suddenly know how to use a gun. If you don't have combat training, you are not capable of prolonged hand-to-hand combat. All of your skills, weapons, strengths, and weaknesses, abilities, food, barricade material, and supplies are whatever you have RIGHT. NOW.

What do you do?

I look at it this way;

On one side, I can use this brain that a so-called Christian God apparently gave me, coupled with the need to search, discover, question, and argue, and learn as much as I can before I leave the world and discover if heaven is real or not. Now, if God, and in turn heave, truly is real, who do you think he will allow into heaven?

The human being who blindly followed after his religion, not once questioning its provenance, in the selfish hope that every good thing he does will gain him entry into heaven, or the human being who questioned the religion because there was nothing to prove it true or false, and nothing to prove the other religions to be false or true either, and so he instead followed his heart, mind, and common sense?

I think God will allow the atheist in because he did exactly what he was designed for, discovery and growth, rather than the stagnating sheep who did what he was told because he was afraid.

Also, people misunderstand; just because one is an atheist doesn't mean we are all assholes. That is just like saying all Christians are blind and stupid followers of an overzealous cult with no compunction against burning human beings alive while preaching of the goodness of their religion. Fact of the matter is, we live for life, not for an empty promise fed to us from birth by strangers who read it in a book read by primitives who had no closer a connection to a higher power than your average schmuck today.

Anyway, those are just my thoughts on the matter, but to each his own. If you want to be religious, whatever. Just don't show up and preach to me on my doorstep, telling me that dinosaur fossils are a trick by the devil and that earth was created in seven days by an invisible puppet master who made all the animals of the world exist within walking distance of Noah's house.

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes"

First one to guess without using an internet source where this originally came from wins a prize. Also, consider this;

The number pi is thought to be "normal", meaning that if you were to write it as a binary decimal, it would contain all possible finite bit strings.

Pi. Think about it, it is an irrational number with seemingly infinite random digits, so it makes sense that somewhere in that infinite string of 0s and 1s:


If you compute it, you will be guilty of:

*Copyright infringement (of all books, all short stories, all newspapers, all magazines, all web sites, all music, all movies, and all software, including the complete Windows source code)
*Trademark infringement
*Possession of child pornography
*Espionage (unauthorized possession of top secret information)
*Possession of DVD-cracking software
*Possession of threats to the President
*Possession of everyone's SSN, everyone's credit card numbers, everyone's PIN numbers, everyone's unlisted phone numbers, and everyone's passwords

And because it contains all number combinations (supposedly) it means it would hold all the information from the past, the present, and the future.


Try and wrap your head around that for a second, then move on to the Infinite Universes theory.

"When such irregular oscillations of the human psyche occur, there is a tendency of the mind to put into place a kind of psychic filter: It assesses. It catalogs the contents of the room around it, and cements its bearings. It throws its roots into the opaque world, shedding the translucence of dreaming. And if there are things unaccounted for -- terrible, indistinct objects stubbornly cloaked in the miasma of shadow on the distant borders of perception -- well, those things can be discarded. We awaken into the darkness clinging to the ferocious certainty that a room is exactly how we left it, that we are still within our own homes, that there are no shapes moving in the black. Even if, and sometimes especially if, we are rather certain that we did not leave the laundry just in that spot, that the lamp was of a slightly different shape when we fell into sleep, or that we saw, briefly, a peculiar flicker of movement from that corner, there, just out of reach of the moonlight. Or in some cases, we may be quite sure that the room we left behind to enter our slumber did not contain that character from the popular '90s television show Saved by the Bell dangling from our ceiling, his black eyes glinting sharply in the darkness."

~ Robert Brockway

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You follow the link, I get points and stuff.

I'm spamming everywhere, and this really has no purpose, but if you clicked I'll show my appreciation.

Let's play a game.

Shuffle your playlist, skip to the 7th song.

Write the first few lyrics, then the last name of the artist/one of the words in the band's name, then write the track length.

And TA-DA! You've written your own bible verse!

I'll start;

"I will show you things; Wonderful, terrible things."-Module 4:56

Enjoy the hell out of these crafts you guys.

Wanna turn everything upside down? Preparing for the worst? Want to learn to how to disable an M1 Abrams tank's drive train, catch your own food, concoct poisons, or essentially become an anarchist bastard? If you have winrar or utorrent (preferably btoh) then enjoy this little compilation of anti-establishmentarianism.

http://www.katzforums.com/archive/index.php/t-30758.html

http://www.torrenthound.com/hash/dc57a536edd00593daa1b7e3627e118fddb47fbd/torrent-info/Assorted-Nasties--By-David-Harber-Desert-Publications-pdf

http://thepiratebay.org/user/x_DontTreadOnMe_x/


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=gvI&;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=site%3Amediafire.com+Ragnar+Benson&btnG=Search

At the very least the books are fascinating to read.

Okay, this may sound odd, or weird, or even downright terrifying, but I swear I just heard the sounds of a million screaming souls trapped in the Saturn. Think I'm insane? Listen to this, enjoy a few seconds of the unnerving sounds, then fast forward to 1:15 and continue to listen until the end;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C6lymtHG60&feature=related

I swear, after a while (1:42~) it sounds like screaming and wind.

Enjoy your lucid nightmares.

My latest comment in the Christfag verus Atheistfag threads on the /b/ message board.

"While I did believe in Santa Claus, it was when I was a child. I stopped believing in him when I was in 5th grade, and I only believed simply because I was naïve enough to believe anything my parents told me.

But once I grew older and learned how to think for myself, without relying on any "external" influences (in this case, religion and the notion of gods), I realized how simply idiotic this "Santa Claus" was. If he was so jolly and kind in spirit, why did he punish the innocent with coal? Children are exposed to whatever their surroundings are composed of, which, for the most part, is beyond their control. Why should they be punished if they lashed out because their parents constantly fight? Why should they be told their "naughty" for not listening to their father who may be molesting them? It simply didn't make sense to me.

God is the same. If He is so kind, loving and just, why does He say that He will punish those who worship false idols? Why does He allow us, his children, to kill one another, live in poverty, and die of starvation? A loving God wouldn't sit back and watch while his children tore each other apart limb from limb. Him sitting back makes it seem as though we are nothing more than entertainment to Him, assuming that, for this argument, He does exist.

And if we are nothing but entertainment to him, does that not make him unjust? Unkind? Does that oppose everything God is suppose to be?

God is a huge contradiction given what is written in religious texts. Henceforce, Him being a contradiction should mean that he is impossible and therefore does and cannot exist."

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<----How We Reacted

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I've been thinking for some time yet about something rather odd and out of the ordinary. Bio luminescence. If you don't know what it means, grab a dictionary. Anyway, I've been considering this for a while, and I find the concept fascinating. Glow worms, fireflies, hatchet fish, any number of creatures that use bio luminescence to hunt and lure prey or attract mates. Well, it crossed my mind, why hasn't humanity gotten into this yet? With our profound interest in body modifications (Read: Piercings, sub-dermal implants, amputations, gauging, tattoos, scarring, burning, etc) as a whole, why has no one sought to add bio luminescence to the list? Could you imagine such a thing? Part of one's body glowing due to a chemical stimulation? Bright sweat? Glowing blood or saliva? Eyes that literally shine? Could you imagine how much fun raves would be? How much more enticing bedroom play could be? How easy it would be to find the person if they get lost in the dark? And the colors you could use! Of course, the natural standard of green-yellow would apply, but with the right mixture I'm sure you could accommodate for reds, blues, pure greens, pure yellows, pink, chartreuse, and myriad other colors. And if that is possible, who is to say that one color would be the limit? Maybe you had multiple colors for various parts. Perhaps you underwent a procedure that made some of your tattoos semi-translucent and you had them glow red. Maybe at the same time other parts of you glowed blue? You could mix and match your colors to your hearts content! And what about physical and emotional stimuli to trigger the color? Anger, excitement, arousal, exhaustion, fear, curiosity. Your body sends a rush of chemicals throughout your system to compensate for all of these reactions be they hormones, adrenaline, or others, and even mixtures of them all. Who is to say we couldn't set the bio luminescence to trigger based on your emotions? I personally think glowing a warm white blue when content or euphoric would be nice, and glowing red when angry. You could be a veritable rainbow of emotions!

When life gives you mascara, make masquerade!

"Thank you...Thank you for making my shame more festive."

Best quote of 4chan today concerning religios people saying "atheists are always hating on religion and religious people";


"I have plenty of religious tolerance but I will argue with any idiot who makes false claims about anything that I know is wrong. You guys are the ones always trying to "disprove atheism" by poorly conceived strawman arguments and when that doesn't work you start quoting your bible. If you could just shut the fuck up about the fact that we don't believe in your god and stop tryiing to argue against science that you intentionally know nothing about then we would be just fine."

Thank you anonymous.

In my experience, those who are truly dangerous do not act like it.

Back in my day we waited 14 hours for our download manager to download a 10kb naughty picture.
AND WE LIKED IT.

Just a passing thought;

I've noticed more and more people substituting their own personal takes on those copypasta messages. Those "A friend would________ , but a REAL friend would _______ ," messages.

I've seen everything from the original, to family, to army, to mates, but most of all Juggalo. Now, people already know my opinion of this attention-seeking sub-culture group, but for once my ire is not placed solely upon its shoulders. It's simply taking the brunt of the load.

To be candid and frank, I have to say that anyone, Jugg-head or otherwise, that posts anything but the original should seriously re-evaluate their creativity. As well, how does changing "A real friend" to "a SOLDIER" or "a BROTHER" or anything other than what has been put in for the original actually change people's opinion of you? If you look at them, there are few if any changes to the original script apart from the different "But a real friend" additions to the message. All in all? People who post those are saying several things.

First, they are not creative enough to think of something on their own to diversify themselves from the rest of the herd. Congratulations on being average.

Second, you are equating something that you find very important (your sub-culture group, for instance) to something that EVERYONE gets from standard friendships. In other words, you are saying that something you hold dear is not, in fact, special or unique.

Third, you are under the illusion that posting that crap will make people think you have values when in fact it just comes across as annoying and obnoxious. Now get off your high-horse, go create something original, and quit wasting people's time.






And, as an aside, motherfuckin' magnets? How do they work?! (that joke is directed at a chosen few, and they will laugh because they understand.) For the rest of you, enjoy this picture below for it is amusing. That is all.





























Note: If this upset you, that is the purpose. If you send me a message decrying hypocrisy, hurt feelings, or general distaste for the post, then I have done my job and I will enjoy the hate-mail that is sent and may or may not reply to it at my leisure, depending on if I consider it worth my time to respond.