http://www.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/essays/the-theists-guide-to-converting-atheists/

Simply slamming the most elementary particles in existence together releases enough energy to run an entire solar system and everything in it. Petrol, batteries, tidal power -- they're all desperate attempts to scrape up a little bit of leftover fusion.

http://sortieenmer.com/

Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH10936JU8c#t=422

"One day, the universe itself, as we know it, will no longer exist, but that doesn't mean our lives mean any less because the universe doesn't decide what our lives mean. We do. And how dare Rice Brooks, or William Lane Craig, or anyone else, even god if he existed, presume to tell me or any person that if I don't accept the meaning assigned to me by their interpretation of their religion that my life is meaningless. Even though I've encountered it many times, the arrogant presumption of that still leaves me at a loss."

“Never trust a survivor,” my father used to warn me, “until you find out what he did to stay alive.”
— Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard

“Did you fall from heaven? Because so did satan.”

http://eathropology.com/2013/04/08/broccoli-has-more-protein-than-steak-and-other-crap/

Nigga, evolution doesn't happen in less than 100,000 years. Some selection, yeah, but we're the same as we were back in the day. Quit dodging and realize we're omnivorous, with a special emphasis on eating cute fuzzy things.

Egg-Stuffed Baked Potatoes
Recipe inspired by The Village Cook

Ingredients
baked potatoes, slightly cooled
melted butter
kosher salt and black pepper
shredded cheese (cheddar, gruyere, fontina, pepperjack, or other of your choice)
eggs
additional fillings of your choice: sauteed vegetables, bacon or ham, etc.

Instructions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Slice a layer off the top of each potato. Use a spoon to gently scoop out insides, leaving a thin layer of potato against the skin and avoiding puncturing the bottom. Reserve scooped potato for another use.

Brush inside of each potato with melted butter and sprinkle with a little salt and pepper. Sprinkle a layer of shredded cheese into each potato and add fillings as desired (vegetables, diced meat, etc.) Fill each potato about 3/4 full. Crack one egg into each potato. Sprinkle with a little more salt and pepper. Top with additional cheese and toppings if desired.

Place potatoes on a baking sheet and cook for about 20 minutes. Egg whites should be set and yolks soft.

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THE TUMBLR TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. All of your failings are the result of society sending you the wrong messages.

2. You deserve to feel good, regardless of what you’ve actually accomplished.

3. You are so unique and quirky, just like the other 475,000 people who liked or reblogged that post.

4. Any strife you suffer is just because you’re a woman or black person or transgender person or bipolar person or whatever. No problems exist in the lives of white heterosexual cis males.

5. If anyone, on any occasion, did anything that made you feel even slightly uncomfortable, they are oppressing you, discriminating against you, and it is possible that you have been raped.

6. Your personal feelings trump all statistical evidence, all peer-reviewed studies, all logical deductions, all nuanced political arguments, etc.

7. Never engage in debate with those who disagree with you. Simply label them bigots and complain about their hate speech to anyone who will listen.

8. Never apply the same standard to yourself that you do to others, as this may damage your self-esteem by making you question your own choices and beliefs.

9. If you find yourself losing an argument, just change the definition of any words necessary until your argument holds water. Assert your new definition with confidence and scoff at anyone who confronts you with a dictionary definition.

10. If a claim you make twice a day is proven wrong, start making it three times a day.

"It's just not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe. To feel. To know I'm alive."