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Juice cleanses do not do anything health-wise! Except probably lead to you getting insufficient calories for the duration! There is nothing to “cleanse”, because…
Your body does not have a “build up of toxins” you can detox away. Either your liver and kidneys are sorting shit out, or you’re experiencing severe health problems and should see a doctor. In particular, the idea you have a build up of heavy metal in your cells is ABSURD. Trust me. You’d know. “Toxins” is a word with no legal definition which is therefore not monitored in advertising. It means nothing.
Detox/weight loss teas are just mild laxatives. I wish people would stop advertising these things.
Something being vegan, gluten-free, “all natural”, etc. does not mean it cannot be bad for you. It does not necessarily mean it is better for you. It just means… it is those things. And, as has been proved time and again, it usually doesn't even mean that.
If you ingest more of a nutrient than your body needs, the rest is wasted. It isn’t used by the body. Unless you have a vitamin deficiency, taking supplements is useless. And expensive.
Oh, and for the record, it’s not dangerous but you don’t need “eight glasses of water a day”. A lot of water comes from the food you eat. Also, any liquid that isn’t as strong a diuretic as, say, alcohol? Works to hydrate you. I mean, staying hydrated is good, but the eight glasses a day thing isn’t true. Just drink when you need water.
Show: “Islam dose not condone violence.”
Me: places a copy of the Koran on the table with sticky notes in it pointing out all 100 passages in the Koran that say violence is a good thing, and walks out of the room.
https://www.tu
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Fun fact: atheistsc the worlds smallest, and most commonly persecuted minority. Yet we're the assholes for voicing our opinion about how religion and society treats us.
1 London Broil
1 Pineapple
1 Yellow Onion
Hawaiian BBQ Sauce
Worchester Sauce
I soaked the Broil in Worchester sauce and Hawaiian BBQ sauce for 4 hours. (they say marianate Broils from 4-24 hours, to make them juicy. Cook at a low heat (350 degrees) the Broil wont be tough.)
Bake at 350 for 2 hours, covered by aluminum foil. (My broil was done in an hour and a half, so check the meat with a thermometer at the hour mark and 15 minutes after) I made mashed potatoes with it, but I had some steamed broccoli that really sealed the deal.
Chocolate Crinkles Recipe
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Prep time: 4 hours, 15 minutesCook time: 20 minutesYield: Makes approximately 50 cookies
If you want, you can jazzify these cookies in a number of ways. Add some cinnamon to confectioner's sugar. Roll the cookies around in colored sprinkles or sugars.
For something a little more exotic, pulse the confectioner's sugar in a food processor with 2 teaspoons of Earl Grey, chai tea, or matcha powder.
INGREDIENTS
1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 1/2 cups white granulated sugar
1/2 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon espresso powder (optional)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
METHOD
1 Beat together cocoa powder, white sugar, vegetable oil: In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment (or beat by hand with a wooden spoon) beat together the cocoa powder, white sugar, and vegetable oil until it comes together into a shiny, gritty, black dough of sorts.
2 Add eggs, one at a time, add vanilla: Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing for 30 seconds each. Add the vanilla and beat in thoroughly.
3 Whisk together flour, baking powder, salt, espresso powder: In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, and espresso powder if using.
4 Beat dry ingredients into cocoa oil mix: Mix into the chocolate mixture on low speed until just combined. Do not overbeat.
5 Cover and chill: Cover the dough with plastic wrap and chill the dough for four hours or overnight.
6 Roll dough into balls, roll into powdered sugar, place on cookie sheet: Preheat the oven to 350°F and line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Place the confectioner's sugar in a wide bowl.
Using a rounded teaspoon get clumps of the chilled dough and roll them into 1-inch (2.5 cm) sized balls using your hands.
Roll the balls in the confectioner's sugar and place on the cookie sheets (you should be able to get 12-16 on each sheet).
7 Bake: Bake at 350°F for 10-12 minutes. Allow to cool a minute or two on the sheets before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.
Maybe I watch kids movies because the cliched characters and formulaic storylines of most adult Hollywood blockbusters are ultimately unsatisfying.
https://www.na
The men in the survey who called the police found them to be “very helpful” in only 19% of cases, and “not at all helpful” in 50% of cases. More importantly, when an abused man called the police, the police were more likely to arrest him than to arrest his abusive female partner. The men who called the police were arrested in 26% of cases, whereas their abusive partners were arrested in only 17%. Half the time the police arrested nobody, despite the abuse, and in 8% of the cases they arrested both the abuser and the victim. In those cases where the police did identify the abused man’s female partner as the aggressor, in 29% of cases, they refused to arrest the abusive woman. In 39% of these cases they said that there was nothing they could do and left.
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“ Don’t be homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, or have any phobia of anyone who is different then you.”
If I ever manage to invent a time machine I’m traveling back to slap the stupid out of whichever fuckwit coined those terms.
It’s not fear; it is intolerance. It is not a phobia; it is bigotry.
I sure am horny for novel length autism.
People say "Say no To Rape Jokes"
As long as you also say no to
Murder Jokes
Genocide Jokes (killallmen)
Violence Jokes
Kidnapping Jokes
Theft Jokes
Suicide Jokes
Ect.
Because picking and choosing what dark jokes you want to be accepted makes you no better than the people who tell them. Either all of them normalize the crime (they don’t) or none of them do (bingo).
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use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.
Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.
This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
So apparently I got my figures wrong, men actually constitute 70% of non-reciprocal domestic violence victims.
https://www.nc
I was going to leave it but its such a sad feeling seeing my old friends become more and more feminist so I responded.
For those who are interested, it was not simply because they can’t handle mood swings. The effects were quite a bit worse than the side effects for women.
“The 320 men who participated in the research reported a whopping 1,491 adverse events, and the researchers running the trial determined that 900 of these events were caused by the injectable contraceptive.
http://www.vox
Despite this, most of the men taking the injections said they would want to carry on with it.
Participants were given injections of progesterone and testosterone, and 75 percent of them reported that they would be willing to use this birth-control method after the trial ended.
http://nymag.c
Its also quite ineffective. A 96% success rate sounds high but its still no where near as good as the female pill.
Throughout the efficacy phase, which lasted up to a year, the men were given injections every two months. During this time four pregnancies occurred among the partners of 266 participants – a rate of 1.57 per 100 users. The combined contraceptive pill, for comparison, has a rate of less than 1 pregnancy per 100 women who use it.
https://www.ne
Please feel free to take these sources and use them to educate people. It saddens me so much that the world seems to have such a low opinion of men that people are basically calling them cry babies for becoming depressed and infertile.
The first trials of the pill were dangerous for women too and I can’t find any evidence of men on mass making fun of women for the side effects. Lets be more compassionate.