As a matter of fact men and women, under law, are equal, so in all reality, if you are a woman, and are attacking a man, he can defend himself in whatever way possible. The only reason people think that men can’t hit women IN SELF
DEFENSE is because of feminism, and feminists/ woman sympathizers in the justice system. I’m sure, also teaching children(i.e., and in particular, Boys) to never defend themselves doesn’t help at all.
Because of feminists, in fact, women get preferential (and more lenient) treatment in court, in domestic abuse calls, and in court claims regarding family and child rearing. This, even when men have been the obvious recipient of abuse, made the call for help, the woman was caught sexually assaulting a child, or when the father has been shown to be a better parent during a custody battle.
Equality.
You go to a Five Guys Burgers & Fries restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys.
The farther back into the restaurant you, the more drastic the changes in dates. Some, you begin to find, are from days that haven’t happened yet.
Among them, an article with a photo of you on it.
You leave, shaken to your core.
You avoid Five Guys for fifty-five years, convinced it would be your end.
However, time, passes. You grow up, start a family, grow old. One day, your family is on a road trip. Your kids wanting to visit some far off place with your grandkids, and they take you along.
The evening wears on. They stop off at a restaurant. Five Guys Burgers & Fries. Instinctively, you recoil, stating you won't go in.You can't.
Your children are exasperated that you're still hung up on a ridiculous fantasy, or some vague nightmare, arguing that your grandchildren are hungry and there is nowhere else to eat.
You acquiesce. Reluctantly, you acquiesce.
You enter the restaurant. One of the cooks looks up and smiles at you.
"We've been expecting you, Jacob."
The whole restaurant goes silent, and all the patrons look at you with smiles on their faces.
"We've been waiting a long time."
You can't even scream.
Listen, no matter what your fave youtuber/”heal
Juice cleanses do not do anything health-wise! Except probably lead to you getting insufficient calories for the duration! There is nothing to “cleanse”, because…
Your body does not have a “build up of toxins” you can detox away. Either your liver and kidneys are sorting shit out, or you’re experiencing severe health problems and should see a doctor. In particular, the idea you have a build up of heavy metal in your cells is ABSURD. Trust me. You’d know. “Toxins” is a word with no legal definition which is therefore not monitored in advertising. It means nothing.
Detox/weight loss teas are just mild laxatives. I wish people would stop advertising these things.
Something being vegan, gluten-free, “all natural”, etc. does not mean it cannot be bad for you. It does not necessarily mean it is better for you. It just means… it is those things. And, as has been proved time and again, it usually doesn't even mean that.
If you ingest more of a nutrient than your body needs, the rest is wasted. It isn’t used by the body. Unless you have a vitamin deficiency, taking supplements is useless. And expensive.
Oh, and for the record, it’s not dangerous but you don’t need “eight glasses of water a day”. A lot of water comes from the food you eat. Also, any liquid that isn’t as strong a diuretic as, say, alcohol? Works to hydrate you. I mean, staying hydrated is good, but the eight glasses a day thing isn’t true. Just drink when you need water.
Show: “Islam dose not condone violence.”
Me: places a copy of the Koran on the table with sticky notes in it pointing out all 100 passages in the Koran that say violence is a good thing, and walks out of the room.
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Fun fact: atheistsc the worlds smallest, and most commonly persecuted minority. Yet we're the assholes for voicing our opinion about how religion and society treats us.
1 London Broil
1 Pineapple
1 Yellow Onion
Hawaiian BBQ Sauce
Worchester Sauce
I soaked the Broil in Worchester sauce and Hawaiian BBQ sauce for 4 hours. (they say marianate Broils from 4-24 hours, to make them juicy. Cook at a low heat (350 degrees) the Broil wont be tough.)
Bake at 350 for 2 hours, covered by aluminum foil. (My broil was done in an hour and a half, so check the meat with a thermometer at the hour mark and 15 minutes after) I made mashed potatoes with it, but I had some steamed broccoli that really sealed the deal.
Chocolate Crinkles Recipe
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Prep time: 4 hours, 15 minutesCook time: 20 minutesYield: Makes approximately 50 cookies
If you want, you can jazzify these cookies in a number of ways. Add some cinnamon to confectioner's sugar. Roll the cookies around in colored sprinkles or sugars.
For something a little more exotic, pulse the confectioner's sugar in a food processor with 2 teaspoons of Earl Grey, chai tea, or matcha powder.
INGREDIENTS
1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 1/2 cups white granulated sugar
1/2 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon espresso powder (optional)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
METHOD
1 Beat together cocoa powder, white sugar, vegetable oil: In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment (or beat by hand with a wooden spoon) beat together the cocoa powder, white sugar, and vegetable oil until it comes together into a shiny, gritty, black dough of sorts.
2 Add eggs, one at a time, add vanilla: Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing for 30 seconds each. Add the vanilla and beat in thoroughly.
3 Whisk together flour, baking powder, salt, espresso powder: In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, and espresso powder if using.
4 Beat dry ingredients into cocoa oil mix: Mix into the chocolate mixture on low speed until just combined. Do not overbeat.
5 Cover and chill: Cover the dough with plastic wrap and chill the dough for four hours or overnight.
6 Roll dough into balls, roll into powdered sugar, place on cookie sheet: Preheat the oven to 350°F and line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Place the confectioner's sugar in a wide bowl.
Using a rounded teaspoon get clumps of the chilled dough and roll them into 1-inch (2.5 cm) sized balls using your hands.
Roll the balls in the confectioner's sugar and place on the cookie sheets (you should be able to get 12-16 on each sheet).
7 Bake: Bake at 350°F for 10-12 minutes. Allow to cool a minute or two on the sheets before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.
Maybe I watch kids movies because the cliched characters and formulaic storylines of most adult Hollywood blockbusters are ultimately unsatisfying.
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The men in the survey who called the police found them to be “very helpful” in only 19% of cases, and “not at all helpful” in 50% of cases. More importantly, when an abused man called the police, the police were more likely to arrest him than to arrest his abusive female partner. The men who called the police were arrested in 26% of cases, whereas their abusive partners were arrested in only 17%. Half the time the police arrested nobody, despite the abuse, and in 8% of the cases they arrested both the abuser and the victim. In those cases where the police did identify the abused man’s female partner as the aggressor, in 29% of cases, they refused to arrest the abusive woman. In 39% of these cases they said that there was nothing they could do and left.
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“ Don’t be homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, or have any phobia of anyone who is different then you.”
If I ever manage to invent a time machine I’m traveling back to slap the stupid out of whichever fuckwit coined those terms.
It’s not fear; it is intolerance. It is not a phobia; it is bigotry.
I sure am horny for novel length autism.
People say "Say no To Rape Jokes"
As long as you also say no to
Murder Jokes
Genocide Jokes (killallmen)
Violence Jokes
Kidnapping Jokes
Theft Jokes
Suicide Jokes
Ect.
Because picking and choosing what dark jokes you want to be accepted makes you no better than the people who tell them. Either all of them normalize the crime (they don’t) or none of them do (bingo).