[Nekko Fox]'s diary
"The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead" By Max Brooks
TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, who should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection= tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, the destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Man....humans are funny little creatures aren't they? I never thought I would have the pleasure of colelcting their eternal souls! I mean, seriously! I thought I thought I would be stuck on my plain for several more centuries!
