Just so everyone knows I had a bajillion happy birthday messages (no seriously it was triple digits) so to everyone far and wide thank you for the awesome birthday wishes :3

Alright nerds listen up. Go and enlist in flying squirrel air force in Occupied Candyland! GO NAOW!

I was so excited too ._.


Letter number: 10701786
From: [cockkkkk]
To: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
Sent 03:04:44 (13min ago)
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-walks up, slides my arm around your waist, looks at your eyes, smiles,-

I'm right here for ya ;)


Letter number: 10701787
From: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
To: [cockkkkk]
Sent 03:05:02 (13min ago)
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Hmmmmm...


Letter number: 10701788
From: [cockkkkk]
To: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
Sent 03:05:33 (13min ago)
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how is your night?


Letter number: 10701798
From: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
To: [cockkkkk]
Sent 03:09:41 (9min ago)
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Don't you just love it when people throw cereal spoons at birds?


Letter number: 10701800
From: [cockkkkk]
To: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
Sent 03:10:09 (9min ago)
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indeed
more so ladles


Letter number: 10701802
From: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
To: [cockkkkk]
Sent 03:10:53 (9min ago)
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So what does the brick have to do with all this?


Letter number: 10701808
From: [cockkkkk]
To: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
Sent 03:11:57 (8min ago)
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we need to destroy the current societal model so that the cycle can restart


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From: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
To: [cockkkkk]
Sent 03:14:01 (6min ago)
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Like fruitcake!


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From: [cockkkkk]
To: [Bixxy Bexxy Boxxy Buu] (Seriously! No one is on ><)
Sent 03:15:07 (5min ago)
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like my cock in you my hands squeezing your arse
:P

Well if you haven't figured it out yet by now. I'm not really here that much anymore. Too much real world plus I could be seeing someone. Actually I am seeing someone *crowdsaysahhhh* He's pretty dreamy and the best part...HE IS TOTALLY A NERD! (also a political staffer dude). So the Box is contempt and such.

Love everyone here (especially [♥Slutty McSlutSlut♥], [The Last Samurai], [Serra Angel], and [Deleted user].

[oldbymurat]

Would anyone like to go tell some dumbass turk off for me. I'd greatly appreciate it :)

I'll be on and off. Stuck in the airport for I dunno how long so I'm going to catch up on my House M.D.

It has come to my attention that I may have offended some of you. Fair enough. I do try to bubble as much as I can, however let me make my intentions here perfectly clear for those who are in the special needs section of the class.

I am here simply to be here. It may come as a shock to you, but I don't look at myself in the greatest esteem. That being said I use this site as a catalyst to boost my ego and make myself feel good on the inside. So I guess to be frank I started using this site to use people for my own selfish needs. However as I progressed in my hedonism I realized I'm looking for more connection and preservation. To feed my hunger for well rounded and intelligent conversationalists (you know who you are). However it's hard for me to allow people inside due to overwhelming personal traumas I have been unfortunate to endure.

So that's my intentions in a nutshell. I'm here to be both selfish and giving, like some sort of multidimensional cosmic entity that sucks the hope and love from those I encounter and give nothing in return but heartache and misery for eons to come.

Now with that said here is part two:

I have success yes, but why do I, a successful person, use this site? Here I can get my superiority on. Those who are inferior (those excluded should again should know who they are because they can hold my attention for more than 2 messages and get me to actually communicate back) get toyed with until I'm done with them. It's all a game to me. Unless I find those who can put me in my place. Those are the ones I fall for the most and ultimately will allow inside my personal life.

So there you have it. I'm one big fucked up imploding explosion unleashed upon all of you unfortunate souls who have went out of your way to approach me. Upon reading this you may be compelled to never speak to me again and to be frank I really don't care, I know those select few who will and make my experience here all the better. So if you should read this and feel hurt then that's all you, I never promised you a rose garden. To those who read this and still wish to pursue, I implore you to step your game up and give me what I want. No more same old same old hurr durr u iz sexi i want 2 fuck you or baww stories (unless you know I actually give a damn). Give me something to sink my teeth in and ponder on. I'm waiting...

tl;dr: Hate me if you want to and love me if you can.

Unfortunately I must scoot. I have a dinner date with, ironically, my lawyer. This weekend is looking booked for me, but I think I'll be back Monday if all goes well.

Well I'm stuck in Atlanta...work somehow brought me here. I was able to meet another faker since being here. [The Doctor] is at the same conference I am. Pretty decent fella actually. Not much else to report.

Quickie message to everyone. Gonna be gone till Monday, having some trouble on new case and going to see what my partners think. So spread the work that I'll be gone till then. Night everyone. Big hugs and kisses from yours truly.

So I'm kicked out of my house for the next 3 hours (merph) so I'm sitting in the coffee shop and looking at Chloe Des Lysses's photos on my laptop. Boring life I know.

So lets see. 7 days (65 hours total) x $350 an hour = muhahaha

Still doing boring work stuff. I'll be okay after tomorrow.

*sigh*

I know I said I'll check messages Monday, but little miss Boxxyboo has to go and do big girl work for a few days away from home (blarf). So I'll be on crunch time until Friday (unless by a small chance that my case opponent dies *snickers*). So yeah, that's the update and I ish sowwy :(

P.S.: My date went flippin amazing for those who were curious. I'll share details later ;)

Wellll Boxxy's got a date tonight *crowd say awwwwwwww* so I need to go and get ready. I'll be back tomorrow after my morning routine (which usually consumes 3 hours of my life).

See you later wonderful people ;)

OMG! They are here and they look beautiful!

So update on the arcade cabinets. Since I drank myself into a coma last night I convinced the owner to deliver them here himself and I would pay for the travel. He agreed and should be here in the next 2-3 hours. WOOT!

Hey everyone.

I know times are tough for most of you, but if you have anything to spare a friend of mine and Fake [Iris] is working on an amazing project down in West Virginia. It's called Build it Up WV. So basically it's taking some awesome youth in the state and having them do some amazing projects. So she basically needs help raising money to make sure the participants can be fed and housed.

Like I said if you have anything you can donate please message me for the details. A couple of dollars can really go a long way and you would make me happy knowing you did something great to help wonderful cause. If you do donate I may even send you a personal thank you card.

My inbox is like a hydra. I get one message read and 3 pop up XD